a refresher:
"@SantaClausowitz...3 years office experience (which is what? "High School graduate" is the general qualification for "Office Work", so this is not an impressive resume item.) 2 years Teaching Experience.....as a Grad Student? As a qualified, hired-in Unionized Teacher? Or is there a little hyperbole here? Master in Humanities? <Yawn...>
What sort of job, exactly, are you applying for? Again, I see the attitude here that, "I filed some paperwork while I was in school and was a graduate assisntant....I DESERVE A JOB, DAMN IT!" Uh....you deserve the job you are qualified for - Secretary. When I look through job postings on Monster.com, I don't see a lot of need for experts in Humanities with strong filing skills!
Perhaps if you had chosen a *marketable* skill to educate yourself in....you wouldn't be having these problems...I completely REJECT your notion that it is everybody ELSE'S fault i.e. the Boomers - that you don't have a job. the problem is you have no useful skills.
Go back and get your teaching certificate, dumbass."
"Santa - I wouldn't hire you for a secretary -- you have a MASTERS degree....meaning you will quit as soon as I hire you if you find work in the Humanities field.
You just don't get it, do you? You have the SKILL set that qualifies you to be a secretary, and that's about it. You have a fat-headed degree -- and air of arrogance, I imagine -- that disqualifies you.
But, you are no doubt qualified to *teach*. You are thoughtful (whether or not I agree with the things you say), and you can write well. so....get your TEACHING certificate.
Other than that...go to a temp agency and do factory work, because they expect high turn-over and will therefore take you, particularly if you are clean and sober. I worked sales for a staffing agency, and I'd put you out to work. Or start at the grill at McDonald's, or stock-room at the grocery store, and work your way up.
The job you are qualified for is *any* job you can get....which with you skill set and lofty resume is grunt work, sorry to say.
How about a Washington think tank?? lol"