2-4"

5-6"

6-7"

7-8"

8-9"

9+ you lucky bastard?

Is this really a penis thread????

I'm +1ing Cachimbo because he's solo in the "more than 9+ (somehow) category.

How bloody drunk are ya mate?

Just terribly, terribly, bored. I need to find something to do with my Friday nights :P

I'd think on a Friday night you could think of a better use for your penis than to measure and post a poll about it...

Don't be a noob obiwan everybody knows you can't +1 your own post.

Where is Krellin? He'll have to get out the yardstick I think.

...I didn't...?

lol sorry I was talking about me... I can't vote.

I lol'ed but refrained from voting.

c'mon Fasces, it's all anon. Join the sausage party!

I'm gonna have to +1 Cachimbo on this one. Threads seem to fall into one of several categories with me:

(a) Intriguing/Enjoyable - adds something positive to the forum
(b) Boring - might add something positve, but just not for me
(c) Useless - adds nothing and is as exciting as watching a game played by 1 player
(d) Wasteful - leaves this forum with a deficit

This one is definitely a (d) thread.

Oh, I thought it was an entertaining, if crude, parallel to the other 'voting' threads we've seen lately. I bet you voted, didn't you ninja? Despite your harsh words, you couldn't help yourself.

Beef stew lol

"It's not the size of the ship.

It's the motion of the ocean..."

@ redhouse - Only a guy with a REALLY small ship would say that.

"I call it the Situation"

Well played.

Actually I was writing a paper recently about sexuality and the problems in research into sexuality, and I came across two great survey results. Apparently, according to a survey in the late 80s which said that something like 70% of boys had lost their virginity before the age of 15, and yet less than 30% of girls had lost their virginity by the same time. Either someone was lying or 30% of girls are very, very busy. Even better another survey had found that fully 86% of men reported that they had larger than average penises. I didn't end up using these factoids so I don't have a citation with which to remember where I found them, and I haven't found them again. But they made me laugh endlessly. And aptly illustrated the problem with self-reported surveys.

You said the g-word. Putin can arrest you any second now. Bye bye.

...We're talking about 15 year olds.

You seem to be missing the crucial point. There is nothing wrong with referring to children, as though they are children.

It was a "joke" Maffialligator. And a pretty good one by my standards.

"It was a "joke" Maffialligator. And a pretty good one by my standards." - Having seen you make a much better joke above, I disagree. But fair enough. And I am glad I didn't have to reopen THAT debate.

I +1 your statistics post, I believe around 75% of people who drive cars consider themselves an above average driver.

This thread is sexist, or something.

I have a smaller than average penis. I apparently have a greater than average skill in using it. Its been awhile since i had independent confirmation of that, of course.

@ Strat:

"You either get to have a big penis, or you get to have anal sex. You can't have both."

(Heard at 1:10 into this funny video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T13nA-IJ9xg
My wife and I have listened to many if not most of her videos. Funny, witty and a great way to open the floor to interesting conversations... and more!)

ROFL cachimbo.

I agree Mafia... when I tabulate the final results I'll round down by an inch, though hopefully the complete anonymity (unless the mods are spying omg!) will enforce some degree of truthiness.

Strategos: small penis but huge BALLS.

@ Yellow: I doubt many, if any, have voted truthfully at all. I know I haven't.

Yeah I know you were the first post so must have been the 2- :P But it's all a dreadful waste so who cares?

So when yellowjacket is bored, he dumbs down the quality of the forum and inquires as to the size of everyone else's penis.