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21 Mar 17 UTC |
Spring, 1994: Bonjourno! |
21 Mar 17 UTC |
Spring, 1994: Ohn he ohn he ohn. Je suis Francais et je suis here to say fuck you all!!! |
21 Mar 17 UTC |
Spring, 1994: The Mummy has arisen and a curse is upon all you losers! Look on and despair as a plague of locusts sweeps the globe. |
21 Mar 17 UTC |
Spring, 1994: Why don't you go embalm my balls Egypt! |
21 Mar 17 UTC |
Spring, 1994: Yeah why don't you embalm his balls, then my balls, and start an embalmed balls museum |
21 Mar 17 UTC |
Spring, 1994: Yeah why don't you embalm his balls, then my balls, and start an embalmed balls museum |
21 Mar 17 UTC |
Spring, 1994: Prepare to have a pyramid shoved up your arse |
21 Mar 17 UTC |
Spring, 1994: Staying awfully quiet there Turkey, no words of support for your middle eastern ally?? Classic Turkish bravery.... |
21 Mar 17 UTC |
Spring, 1994: And Russia, my god are you fat. How do you even fit through a doorway???? |
21 Mar 17 UTC |
Spring, 1994: I guess its also pretty awkward between Ukraine and Russia right now huh? |
21 Mar 17 UTC |
Spring, 1994: Don't blame the cowardly Turks. Their only chance for survival is staying quiet and trying to avoid being swallowed by Russia's bloated gut or engulfed by the swelling sands of the mighty Pharoahs! |
21 Mar 17 UTC |
Spring, 1994: Also, Britain keep your greasy, pie-stained hands off Ireland. It's a sovereign nation and any attempt to annex it will be met by swift and retaliatory action from the international community. |
21 Mar 17 UTC |
Spring, 1994: HEZBOLLLLAAAAHHHHH! DA SPANIARD IS HERE!!!!! |
21 Mar 17 UTC |
Spring, 1994: LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS EH?! WE SPANISH WE LOVE TO FUCK YOUR DAUGHTERS!!! Have a great game everybody |
21 Mar 17 UTC |
Spring, 1994: Watch out for that little Giblet there amigo. He'll leave a bitter taste for sure. |
21 Mar 17 UTC |
Spring, 1994: Spain is definitely Jack right? |
21 Mar 17 UTC |
Spring, 1994: Spain is definitely Jack right? |
21 Mar 17 UTC |
Spring, 1994: Spain is tote m'gotes Jack. He's already in his classic turtle formation, but it's not going to save him. The scarab crushes the turtle. |
21 Mar 17 UTC |
Spring, 1994: In Spain we eat scarabs for dinner, with some crushed garlic and tomatoes, on little pieces of stale bread, like a tapas, IT'S FUCKING DELICIOUS ESE!! YOU FEEL ME HOMES?! WE EAT YOUR BUGS FOR DINNER! |
21 Mar 17 UTC |
Spring, 1994: You sickly Spaniards. You realise that our beetles eat shit? They eat our shit and the shit of our camels and you call this delicious. estas loco, mi amigo |
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