I am perfectly functional when I'm high, so...

HEY stay in that damned thread you damned dirty dog. nah but I dislikes the like jokers

I love it

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Well both drunk and high are "under the influence" per driving laws as Le'Veon Bell found out.

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/24673198/leveon-bell-didnt-know-he-could-get-a-dui-while-high

Not driving, not that dumb.

My only problem with the drunk thread is that it encourages reckless behavior. We're lavishing attention on people who decide to mess with the chemical balance of their nervous systems. I understand that most effects are temporary, but there are long-term consequences as well. Perhaps the thread should be removed? I don't quite see its purpose on a diplomacy site anyway.

"I don't quite see its purpose on a diplomacy site anyway."

Welcome to the forum.

I don't quite see the purpose of a condescending holier-than-thou goody-two-shoes dipshit lecturing people on their alcohol intake on a diplomacy site. Maybe they should be banned?

Of course drunk doesn't include high. You didn't drink anything to get pot-induced high. The same way I don't like when people say they are baked, yet they only smoke (as opposed to eating pastries with THC). Both would count as "under the influence" or "intoxicated" though, I guess.

And @Brankl, I absolutely agree with you. Messing with your nervous systems with drugs such as alcohol and marijuana can lead to some serious, long-term effects. That's why I do a cleanse from time to time - LCD.

@Oscarjd I don't have a problem with people drinking or using drugs. I certaintly don't partake, but ultimately people get to choose what they put in their bodies. That doesn't mean we should promote this behavior on a WebDip forum however