I've been so wrong this entire time. I've been willful and ungrateful. It was stupid of me to think my opinion matters, when all that was required of me was to shut up. This is not a democracy. jmo and zultar are fonts of wisdom and we should all follow their lead into this new, bright, and glorious future for webdip. I have learned a valuable lesson - that power is meaningless without the will to use it in an arbitrary fashion. I will never question their authority again.

Mujus, please, won't you forgive me for making what what obviously a clear statement of my intention to cause you serious bodily harm? I had just lost my temper. While it's obviously true that I was threatening you with physical violence, after jmo so wisely silenced me, I had time to cool off, and I realized that you are actually one of my favorite people here. You are always so logical and rational, and I would love to sit down with you in the very near future and have a frank talk about my need for Jesus.

And zultar - I know it may not be clear to anybody exactly what rule I broke to earn my second silencing. I also know that a lot of people are making their little threads questioning what only *appears* to be a really idiotic decision. (I warn you guys, you better straighten up proper!) But none of that is what's important. What's important is that you were right, and I was wrong. What's even more important is that you have the muscle to enforce your rightness on my wrongness. Thank you so much for not hesitating to do so.

I have been scourged of my rebellious ways. I will be a good boy forever and ever, unfailingly loyal to your strength and wisdom. Please don't punish me anymore.