Well, we're getting 2 million from a revitalized war in the middle east, 500,000 resulting from resistance to mass deportation, ~50,000 Americans dead in riots, and 22 million dead when he gets butthurt over a tweet and nukes a Chinese carrier group, resulting in a small-scale nuclear war.

A brief reminder to the webDip forum:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=troll

We used to be able to recognize and reasonably ignore them... Let's make that happen again, eh?

25 million dollars is a big number, short of a nuclear war - and if that happens, I doubt $500 would be worth anything.

@Tolstoy After some googling there aren't any escrow services, but if you want I can PM you to set up a contract for us to sign.

What I'm grateful for is that Trump's chief demographic, the old, are not long for the world. This is basically the baby-boomer's last "fuck you" to the world.

Not as old as you may fhink

@Condescension: It won't be more than Obama. That guy got us into like 5 wars.

Not sure you have much to celebrate there, Condy. More and more young people are turning into old people every year.

Yeah, pretty shitty of Obama to get us into Afghanistan, Iraq, Vietnam, Japan, and the beaches of Normandy. Bastard.

Eventually I'll be an old person and I'll support 2060 Trump as a big fuck you to whatever kids are called then. And I'll finally be happy.

This guy is awesome. We needed a new forum agitator, I was getting tired of it

Seriously, Condescension is basically another version of mapleleaf.

And no need for a private contract for our bet - go ahead and post it here, publicly.

And since you're (apparently) knew here, I'd need some kind of personally IRL identifying information (which can be sent privately), so I can track you down if you disappear before your payment on our bet comes due.

Obama droned and has used Airstrikes in the following countries: Pakistan, Somalia, Iraq, Afghanistan, Yemen, Libya, Syria.

I may be forgetting one.

"This guy is awesome. We needed a new forum agitator, I was getting tired of it"

no, we didn't

https://www.facebook.com/dpbak

I, Daniel Paczuski Bak, will pay Tolstoy $500 if, over the next 4 years, President Donald J Trump is directly responsible for the deaths of 25 million or more people, through military engagements or environmental catastrophes which he had reasonable means to prevent, or willfully engaged in because he's a fucking madman.

Should this come to pass, Tolstoy will be required to pay me $500 as well.

These rates are in 2016 bux, and will be adjusted for inflation or market collapse in 2020.

SHIT! I fucked up a negative there. You get the idea.

ND, those are just the ones we know about. There's no telling how many murders Obama has authorized in countries beyond that list that we've been kept ignorant of.

He probably also green-lighted the military coups in Egypt and Turkey, which have killed thousands.

I thought conservatives were *FOR* butchering muslims?

@Tolstoy: Your right. We don't know about whatever other nefarious stuff this guy has done.

At least Obama never grabbed his daughter's pussy

Condescension, you're going to win your bet on the first day. One word: Paris. THe over-under is actually closer to 1 billion.

I'd put $$$ on Trump being assassinated or imprisoned before 2020.

Or dead of cocaine overdose.

You're missing a negative in the first paragraph. And I want a specific disclaimer on global warming/climate change, like you had first offered.

And by "adjusted for inflation", I expect we're using the CPI.

Eh. Most of that billion will die after Trump's presidency. I want to be fair and only count people who die during his tenure.

^ This guy is a sicko.

Rewrite it then dog

You're just mad because I want to eat you, ND

Are you seriously calling me a conservative? You're definitely knew here.