HEY! LOOK GUYS...
A Gun Debate on WebDip!
...Ah...I think I'll just kick back and watch this one as the question "Why Can't Everyone Just Realize That Everyone Carrying Guns Is A GREAT Deterrent...Except When It Isn't And When It Creates A Society Some Find The Very Antithesis Of Liberty" is championed by Sgt. Krellin's Looney Half-Cocked Band and enjoy.
Well I hate to interrupt the show,
But I thought you might like to know,
That this ain't here the Wild Wild West
And folks don't past the John Wayne test,
So may I introduce to you,
Still spouting this, after all these years,
SGT. KRELLIN'S LONELY HALF-COCKED BAAAAAAND....
(Heeeeeee's haaaaaad maaaaaany beeeeeeers!)
What would you think if I shot out of place
Would you stand up and still applaud me?
Lend me some clips and I'll take another shot
Due Process? Ha! I'll take it upon me
To Bet By With a Little Help From My Guns,
Yes, I Get By With a Lottle Help From My Guns,
Murder Rates Higher With A Little Help From My Guns
(Do you really need to?)
I do when I'm insecure!
(Who has it out for you?)
Everyone, I trust no one for sure, OH!
I Get By With a Little Help From My Guns,
Shoot Myself With a Little Help From My Guns,
Shoot My Family With Little Help From My Guns,
(The 2nd Amendment tells you--)
It tells me I'm John Rambo for sure!
("A well-regulated militia"--oooo)
I'm a one-man-army when I'm insecure, oh
I Get By With A Little Help From My Guns,
Gotta Try With a Little Help From My Guns,
Murder Rate's High With a Little Help From My Guns,
(Do you need anybody?)
I just need my Glock and AK!
(Could it be anybody?)
It sure can thanks to the NRA, OH!
I Get By With a Little Help From My Guns,
Texas' Rate's High With a Little Help From My Guns,
Can Make Familes Cry With a Little Help From My Guns,
Yes I Get By With a Little Help,
With a Little Help
With a Little Help
From my Guuuuuuuuuns!
(I'd like to thank you on behalf of the group and I hope we passed the audition...because if not...*cocks hammer*)