May I address the fine WebDiplomacy community,

It is I Bearnstien, master architect of the finest meta-gaming scheme in the history of this site.

Here are my terms: I will rat out the following names in exchange for you (the mods of this website) A) allowing this account (Bearnstien) to remain in tact, and B) adding 1000 (D) to this account (Bearnstien).

I have a number of accounts and will only reveal some at this time in case you do not hold to these terms.

The Basic Cuts: Bearnstien, PBSmassacre, Jabumblepoonus, Rooster Man, NotoriousMJF, John Pothen, Masterninja, Master Chef, Champishere, Djoo, Magiclit, Z, DgenerationX, PenalCodge, Redsox1326, Swimmancer, Imday, PMurray, Waefre, and the list goes on. But thats a majority, trust me.

Thanks for deleting these ones, I promise I will maintain a clean record and only work alone as Bearnstien from now on if you hold to these terms. Otherwise, I will rebuild my insidious web and this website will always wreak of something rotten. Not unlike the state of Denmark.

Good Night and Good Luck.

I love you all.

I AM NOT WORKING WITH HIM! HE IS TRYING TO BRING ME DOWN WITH HIM! I HAVE PLAYED WITH HIM IN LIKE ONE GAME! THIS IS NOT FAIR!

I'm trying to figure out if he's joking or just that stupid...

I have nothing to do with any of this. I am totally clean.

Same here, I can't believe this. DAMMIT!

Wow. First Tiger, now this. My head hurts!

I really dont beleive half that list.

This is 2 or three friends. They play live games together - gunboat too - and each have multis. I think this because its very hard to enter moves in a 5 min live game if you have 12+ armies; not possible to do that with two screen at the same time. With success. Also, Bearn talks with education, the others are his Bebop and Rocksteady.

And no you shouldnt be able to keep Bearnstein why should you keep that account when all your points come from us, the people of diplomacy.

when I say people of diplomacy I am saying the honest people of diplomacy.

Actually in the few games I had with Bearstein he barely talked

If true, this makes Bernie Madoff look like an amateur. If not true, it's an amazing attempt to divert attention. Species: Shiftius Blamius!

I'm sorry, but am I the only one who finds this really amusing?

Bearnstein,

Your claims are false and your stabs are painful. I've battled you throughout the recent months on this fine website, and you have been a formidable opponent. To publicly display your dislike for me on a thread for the entire community to see is to take our battles to a new level. Whether you die tonight, or live on for years to come, know that I will never end the fight to be the best. It is people like yourself that we must rid the world of, in order for everyone to grow and become better individuals. I hope that myself, as well as the local police and Dear Lord Kestas will be able to come up with a viable punishment for yourself. Pray to the Diplomacy Gods tonight for your justice.

Much love,

Notorious

PS- Any hate mail can be directed at my secretary, tilMletokill. Thank you.

These guys are in one several of my games. I say ban Bearnstein. He answered another's message in the 1st person. His games are suspect he's just a cheat. We don't need him.

NotoriousMJF, we meet again. But not on the field of battle. Rather from the pulpit of shame itself you address me. I am you and you are me and we can live together. Forever.

C-K don't fuck with me.

I reported Bearnstein for cheating with LordAdmiralNelson in this game http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=13290. Strangely only LordAdmiralNelson was banned. I assumed at the time he was multiing and the mods instead of banning both just did their usual too soft approach of accepting an apology and letting the cheater keep one account

I like this guy, Bearnstien is a badass motherfucker to waltz into the forums and just be like, bam people do what I say or else. He's totally a badass here! I mean really look at his post!
"The Basic Cuts: Bearnstien, PBSmassacre, Jabumblepoonus, Rooster Man, NotoriousMJF, John Pothen, Masterninja, Master Chef, Champishere, Djoo, Magiclit, Z, DgenerationX, PenalCodge, Redsox1326, Swimmancer, Imday, PMurray, Waefre, and the list goes on. But thats a majority, trust me. "
I don't believe half of these but what a great way to get people you dislike suspended. Totally original and I give him props for it. I think he's cheating but god damn this thread is badass

This is like the official mudslinging thread!

http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=16714

To walk in here under such heavy fire from half the people on the list and put them on the spotlight instead of himself and then to make demands? Holy hell I have a ton of respect for this guy

I'm confused. Does he think that the mods can't tell EXACTLY who he is and isn't? Because if he doesn't think they can track that, he's an idiot.

An idiot? This guy clearly dislikes all of the people on the list and no matter how long they stay here they will ALWAYS be in question by the players, regardless of what the mods say the suspicion will always be there. He put them in that position and full well knowing he was breaking the rules and was going to be banned anyways he fucked them over. I've never seen anything like this in my entire life and to see it is incredible, don't take this the wrong way or anything, not saying he's a good guy for it but I've never seen someone so effectively take out so many people at once. I have respect for his ability to do that, however misguided it is.

OHH you must be really stupid Iceray. Ohhh he is a badass for blaming others that might not be multis. Yea he is really cool. I guess we know who we are banning next. Iceray must be trying to defend bearnstein because he is bearnstein.

Why do I get the feeling that all these guys who I've never heard of are the same guy?

It's like a troll masturbating or something...

no, iceray likes to support the unsupported, that's just who he is.

Hahahha yea I know. But still even if you werent bearnstein Iceray then you need to grow up and stop admiring people who cheat the system

he can admire whoever the hell he wants, back off him. i understand you're on the receiving end of some of this blame, but come on, he's just trying to have some fun

Time no matter how hard you try this guy has spread the seeds of doubt upon everyone of those named so regardless of it's truth people will be hesitant to play a game with you, I'm being totally honest here. I can see into it and see what he did and how absolutely perfect he did it. I wish I had the talent to pull something like that off. Otto is right I defend the undefended but I shit you not when I say this guy has literally pulled the biggest bluff I have ever seen and regardless of its truthfulness it worked