"Let's see. It was an Israeli who wrote, directed, and produced the movie that triggered the riots. I say bomb the fuck out of Israel and show support to Islam. Then maybe they'll stop equating America with those bastard genocidal freaks in Israel who won't be happy until Israel owns all of the Middle East."
Because it was Israel, of course, that just attacked our people after we've given them aid...and it was, of course, Israel who attacked us on 9/11...and it's Israel, OF COURSE, that has chanted "Death to America" for decades in the region.
Of course.
On a related note, I think we should bomb the UK as well to try and improve our relations with Egypt, given England's historical presence there--I mean, destroying our greatest ally to win over a nation in chaos is surely the way to go, right, Draug?