Excuse me Jack, but HAVE you ever tried communicating with God?
I can assure you that he loves you and longs for you to love him in return.
I want you to ask God the answer to something very important, and for him to reveal himself in a particular way. I have faith enough that he will respond, but in his own manner.
God has a plan for you, just as he has one for all of us, and if you are so eager to reject the mention of his existence, then you have some definite lack of understanding.
God reveals himself in many ways in everyone's lives, just as if he were communicating. Say, for example, that you were communicating with someone that you loved over the internet, had seen, but never met. You knew plenty about them, and wanted them to know you. But what if they were to reject you simply because they were insecure about your existence, that they didn't trust that you were you.
That's what faith is, it isn't about believing in what's not there, it's about trusting that whatever is there is what it is said to be. And God has spent the past 6,000+ years crafting a miracle for you to be able to establish that trust. It is called the Bible, and it is the Word of God Almighty. If you've never read it, I'd encourage you to give it a try, and see if God moves in you.
And, of course, "1. What the HELL were you thinking?"
Whether you are speaking about the creation, sin, or anything else...just read the Bible, it's all in there.
"2. How CAN you be so cruel and yet claim to be benevolent?"
God is not cruel. You are merely applying that word to his actions/inactions. Your concept of cruelty is being skewed so that you can try to deny the fact that there's a being that is greater than you are. First of all, God knows much better than you do, so you should probably not question him, lest you need to be in fear of him questioning you one day. Secondly, mankind has brought all terrible things upon themselves by committing sins. You may think that you are good, that you are worthy, but one unrepented sin is eternal damnation, and imperfection. When God made man, God made man in his own image-perfectly. Man sinned however, and now mankind suffers for it. Which brings me to your next point:
"3. How CAN your followers be so blind as to hide behind the "sin" argument when...well, you created us, so, really, who's at fault, the defective car or it's maker?"
God did not create sin. Sin is merely Satan's mimicry of God's perfect actions. YOU are the sinner, God has no control over whether you sin or not. Certainly, He could control you all he wanted, but He wants you to have free-will, to have the choice to follow him or not. Obviously, if you took Ninth Grade History, you should have learned about Pascal's Wager, and should understand that it is vital to your existence, and purely logical that you follow God, and not a life of sin. God created you to glorify Himself. Do not think that He is selfish, He is God Almighty, Creator of the Universe. The angels glorify Him all day, but they don't have a choice. YOU do have a choice. You can either worship Him, as you were created to do, or you can live a life of sin - a mere counterfeit of the enemy designed to turn you from God.
"4. HOW are you Good...and WHY should I trust, love, or follow you AT ALL?"
Remember this; “ 'Why do you call me good?' Jesus answered. 'No one is good—except God alone.' "
That's in the Bible. Don't believe in the Bible? Then obviously you are going to hell. Why should you not believe, trust, and love God Almighty, Creator of the Universe? You will suffer eternal damnation if you do not. God loves you and wants you to follow Him, but honestly, you have the choice, you may honor Him, and cherish the life He has given you, or you can live a life of sin, and die in a lake of fire. God is Good. God is not just good because I say so, or because He says so, or because anyone in the world says so...although, those should be good enough reasons. But God is good because He gave you life, and even while we were yet sinners, He sent His only begotten son to DIE FOR US! He loves us so, even though every time we sin, it is as if we are spitting in His face. He gives us Mercy, He gives us Compassion, He gives us Grace. He FORGIVES us of our wrongs, and He helps to make us Right (Yes, with a capital 'R'), and He gives us so many blessings, and better yet, He gives us the capability to sit next to Him on the throne one day, having ETERNAL LIFE! Think about that! You have the opportunity to worship the Creator of the Universe! WHY SHOULD YOU REFUSE THAT OFFER?
And, just as well:
" You know what worries me a little bit, flooding the Earth to kill everyone.
One of the ten commandments, 'They Shalt Not Kill'
I don't trust a person who has a philosophy of 'Do as I say, not as I do' "
Yet again, mankind brought the floods upon themselves. God did not want to flood the Earth, and yet he was forced to, because there were wicked men about. (Some scholars have interpreted a passage in Genesis to read that the wicked women of the Earth had been impregnated by fallen angels and given rise to destructive half-demon beings, but that is beyond the point.) And when I say 'wicked,' I mean the average American: Liberal, Drunken, Self-Indulged, Ill-Disciplined, Secular, Sexually Promiscuous, and Rebellious. Just as when God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah, he flooded the Earth to wipe out the evil, and to save the less evil. But lo, God was very Merciful to not wipe out all of the Earth, to destroy mankind and be rid of us - a plague to his once perfect creation. God would not send a man to the grave whom there is still not hope for. God would not allow someone to die, who may yet have turned from his evilness. No, these were men beyond repair. And to quote the old Brave New World Maxim: "Ending is better than mending!" But God showed Compassion on us humans, and allowed us to mend the Earth for ourselves. Noah's descendants now fill the world-whether you call him Gilgamesh or whatever that Hindu equivalent was does not matter, what matters is that it happened, and God did it for a reason. Now, I'm not saying that God longs to see the wicked destroyed, for He is very Gracious, and does not do anything without a reason to do so. But God is unfathomable, not being able to be defined by our thoughts. Yes, it takes a bit of irrationality to believe in something that you cannot see, but once you take a step towards irrationality, you will soon realize how rationally thought out that step was. I've said quite often that, if everyone was completely rational, they'd go insane, and if everyone was completely irrational, they'd already be insane. But one cannot understand God or why He does the things that He does.
Now, I'm certainly not saying that God is irrational, or that you have to be crazy in order to believe in Him, but you cannot put into words why God does anything. It is a miraculous phenomenon that is a joy to experience. Just as I cannot explain to you why Tchaikovsky's Romeo & Juliet Overture is a beautiful piece, I cannot explain to you the beauty of God's intricate motives and the outcomes of those motives.
Returning from my tangent, God loves us very much, and longs to see us obeying Him and doing His deeds. God is all powerful, and we are not. Certainly, you can see why we should not kill anyone, and how mighty He is for being able to kill us all with one blow, yet loving us so much that He chooses not to every second of our lives.
regardless, I've run out of things to say, and look forward to the next Good-minded Christian to continue the argument for me. Goodnight!