I'd like to point out the only reason Poutin22 hasn't joined the conversation is that the new user signup doesn't work from a mobile device. And parties that shall remain nameless don't feel like setting up a throwaway email address for a single post joke.
But if those nameless individuals *were* willing to post, they might write something like so:
Poutine22: I would like to state, for the record, that I do not support Vladimir Putin, and resent being compared to him. Putin is a dictator who oppresses his citizens, while poutine is sheer, artery hardening deliciousness.
Sure, both Putin and Poutine can be bad for you, but generally speaking the half life of Poutine is much greater than polonium
And poutine has no need for voter fraud to gain your support - you either love or hate poutine, and no amount of marketing is going to ever change that.
In closing, vote Poutine, not Putin.