"what purpose does faking OBLs death serve, and whatever purpose that is, why is RIGHT NOW the best time?"
For us Little People, the answers to these questions will never really be known. Many of the real justifications for our government's foreign policy adventures remain a mystery to this day (Panama, anyone?). Maybe things in the White House executive bedroom haven't been so great lately, and Barack needed some way to prove to Michelle that he was a still badass. Maybe they knew that this news would travel quickly through the AQ communications network and were planning on observing all the traffic in real time through a new techo-whatsit that was just invented. Maybe an important figure in the administration who was 'in the loop' about OBL already being on ice or in an unmarked grave somewhere was threatening to release the fact because he was tired of sitting on it. Maybe a powerful and shadowy cartel that has been manipulating the commodities market needed an excuse to pull the drain plug, so they called up their puppet Obama and ordered him to produce some really really good news that people would believe (because no one is buying this "the recession was over two years ago and everything is back to normal" crap). Maybe Obama did this as a wedding present to Prince what's-his-name so he and his wife could have their honeymoon in peace while the international media was distracted ("one day - and that day may never come - I will call upon you to do a service for me in return for this favor."). Who knows? No one can prove that any of these theories are untrue.
I'm willing to believe the official story on this one, but there will always be a fair amount of doubt in my mind. That doubt could've been significantly reduced if the government had been more open and honest about the whole thing and released more hard data instead of just the series of contradictory narratives with a "just trust us on this one". Heck, they won't even release the audio from OBL's death tape - why, exactly, would they need to hide that?
"do you just do this for its own sake, or do you ACTUALLY believe all this shit is being hidden?"
I really and truly believe that 60-80% of the important happenings that go on in this world are never reported on CNN. There are many reasons for this. Important people like to keep their business private these days. Most reporters don't know what important news looks like. Most newspaper editors and TV news producers don't think important news will sell papers or get ratings, and if it did, it would likely result in a big advertiser pulling out. Since most of the important things going on in our lives are never reported, it's up to us Little People to fill in the blanks as best we can. Or you can continue believing the government/media/corporatocracy is infallible and gives you all you need to know.
"care to explain the following people who agree that the story is true?"
Most of them are - like the rest of us - going by what they've seen on TV. And so far as I know, Osama's wife is being held captive by the Pakistanis pending transfer to US custody - so any confirmation we're getting from her is likely third or fourth hand and passing through people who have a very obvious stake in the situation. And she could be lying anyways - nothing would make OBL's life easier *were he still alive* than having the whole world think he's dead. Just think about all the "experts" and "authorities" who "agreed" that Saddam Hussein was going to attack the United States any minute now with chemical and biological weapons, killing millions... Whoopsy!
"Wow Sicarius and Darwyn, it must be great to be the only two people on this forum who see the world how it really is. You two must be so much smarter and more perceptive than everyone else to see through all the lies. I'm just in awe of your might intellects. You've got me totally convinced."
I never cease to be amazed by the complete lack of skepticism WRT news events of people who spend their free time playing a game that relies on their ability to perceive deceit and trickery in others. Do you really believe the newsreaders tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth every single time?