Long long ago, Yetis frolicked happily underneath the fanciful Balbao tree of never ever land owned by Smarty Jason the thirteenth. Until one day there came seven evil dwarves who love licking large balls, glorious balls, that contain glorious prizes inside! Suddenly a wooly mammoth trampled the evil dwarves, eating them with abandoned abandon. Meanwhile, Lord Vader, who wasn't involved, changed his name to Shirley the wonderous whore face. So those Yetis shampooed their ears, attacked the mammoth, and ate its flabergasting innerds, then the mammoth's intestines, then its disgusting unbrushed yellow teeth, then finished off with fava beans. Suddenly one bajillion crazed, starving weasles attacked Lord Vader and the mammoth, stole Vader's lightsaber, and used it to bugger jesus Who struck down the blaspheming weasels, mammoths, and elves.
Now lightsaber-less and