Bo was pointed and direct. I tend to go for a mulch-pronged cerebral attack, striking different vital organs with each stinging blow - it's a more advanced art form than Bo.

You are a heavy-handed lump...your enthusiasm is obvious, and we all commend you for your efforts...but you lack pizazz, my boy. Again...stick with me...we'll get you there.

"mulch-pronged"....MULTI....dang...

Please do not make multi-pronged accusations on the Forum.

Be gone, foul Mod King, before I am forced to fling bodily refuse your way, too!

Go away, Krellin.

/\ ...this guy just scored in pocket-pool...

Dear sweet 6 pound 9 ounce baby Jesus. So much strong disliking going around.

Mmmm....Mutton...That's crock pot sized, that is!!

There's no dislike around here...not from me anyway. You mistake cutting linguistic abuse for actual emotions; I assure you, it's just internet buffoonery on my part...though I won't speak for the others, who's self-righteousness tends to short-circuit their (already limited) sense of humor...

"cutting linguistic abuse"

In the sense that you routinely butcher the English language?

Oh indeed. Butcher it, mis-understand commonly used thoughts and phrases, etc. For example, I can't seem to grasp what i thought was a basic concept -- "decency" on the forums, for example. I thought it meant one thing...and yet those that keep calling for it continue to snarl and snap like rabid dogs...or that one chick's festering puss..oh, never mind...anyway, so yeah, I guess my grasp of the language is tentative at best, because my many detractors seem to be speaking a different language on all manner of subject ("equality" = classify and categorize and treat/judge differently. "decency" = insult, use vulgar language. "sticking to the discussion/OP" = ignoring OP and attacking individual posters) You can see my confusion, right? Maybe I'm missing something...I'm fairly certain I'm missing something, in fact...

I felt really ill today so I went to see my doctor, all week I've been eating grilled bread with rabbit, 1st day rabbit & tomato, 2nd day rabbit & cheese, 3rd day rabbit & liver sausage, 4th day rabbit & pesto, 5th day rabbit & onion ...... he diagnosed the problem straight away, I'm suffering from mixinmetoasties

https://twitter.com/Mixinmetoasties

Could this be Nigee???

You really get my goat sometimes Little Lord Fauntleroy.....

You kid.

Tbh id call the cops on his ass, and outrun his fat ass in the meantime. If by some miracle be caught up with me, I would aim for the balls as I learned to do in Krav maga.

Maybe a stint in jail will teach him a few things about prison reform

OK, this tournament is officially cancelled because all of webdip is a bunch of pussies.

Well done you idiots.

YJ i would beat you in a fight Lol

Krav maga: noun: Swedish homo-erotic wresting techniques.

Yeah...it figures...

Serious note...how sad that the Libtard with his blunted sense of humor couldn't even play for a moment. "Wahhh....I'm going to call the cops....wahhhh...."

No you won't, bitch, you'll be staring at the pretty lacy thing I've dangled before you...then I'll crush your balls and tea-bag you...we've been over this.

I declare myself the victor.

Go away, Krellin.

And Thucwad -- if you want to talk about prison reform, then ma up and post a thread. I'd be happy to discuss it with you...but no doubt you would again demonstrate yourself wholly incapable, as you always do. Our current incarceration machine is repulsive, and does far more harm to society than it does good.

Did I tell you about my time in the clink.....

Wanna compare notes? No toilet seats, scratchy wool blankets, plastic mattress...but the biscuits and gravy were respectable.

Biscuits ..... how fucking la-di-dah, was it a hotel?

There was a guy with a spider web tattoo on his face ..... I remember thinking, I hope he has not set his heart on a career in sales, unless it was phone selling

hey fuck you yj i was in this shit

Well it's not each and every person, but the webdip community as a whole... oh yes, pink ribbons and sleepovers and pillowfights and gossiping about boys, the lot of yous.

YJ, you're a pussy for canceling this shit.

Any prison system that doesn't have krellin incarcerated without internet access needs reforming.

Multi-pronged? Krellin is like zero-pronged.

If I have a "zero-pronged" attack than you sure are a sensitive little puss, aren't you...feeling the need to always lash out at me with your nonsensical vomit every time I say anything. If I have no attack...why do you feel the need to attack in reply?

Ssilly sad tendy...your constant intellectual failures must really frustrate you.