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Why are you so obsessed with me that you have to emulate everything I do? Its getting creepy and I'm going to have to ask to mods to keep you at least one hundred yards from logic. Call it "krellin's Law."

I most certainly know what a "yes or no" question is. I am *also* intelligent enough to know that there are time when it is impossible to answer a "yes or no" question is you do not have direct knowledge of the answer.

2WL - I am holding a ball in my hand right now. Is it blue?

Answer the question moron, it's a "yes or no" question!!! Come on, smart ass! If you get the answer right, maybe you'll win

The EVIDENCE suggest that 2WL and his cohorts have the intellectual capacity of a gnat. They think that a "yes or no" questions means that everyone can answer the question. They also, no doubt, wander through life believing in things that they have no evidence to support belief in.

RATIONAL human beings, on the other hand, look at certain "yes or no" questions and do a couple of different things:
Option 1. Dismiss the "yes or no" question as having no value, and therefor they ignore it
Option 2. Dismiss the "yes or no" question is being asked for entirely worthless purposes, and ignore it
Option 3. Dismiss the "yes or no" question because it has no impact on their life, and they simply don't care
Option 4. Dismiss the "yes or no" question because they truly have no idea what the answer is (such as "is the ball I am holding blue?") and therefore choose not to attempt to answer a questions simply to answer it
Option 5. Possibly, if there is enough evidence one way or the other, they will provide an answer with a caveat, such as, "I don't know the answer to the question, but the evidence I am aware of points to 'yes'."
Option 6. They know the answer, and answer the question.

In the majority of these cases, it seems someone who has better things to do with his time ignores a stupid question that is asked by stupid people for stupid purposes.

Any similarities to people known on this forum that ask stupid questions on a regular basis (2WL, bo-sox, jimgov), is purely intentional.

Yes or No question: Are 2WL, bo-sox and jimgov morons that ask stupid questions for stupid purposes on a regular basis?

"Still won't answer the question" is all I took from that.

That's all you took from that answer, jimbitch, because, AS YOU ALREADY TOLD US, you are too stupid to understand most things presented to you.

SUCH AS the paper that Abge posted, which you openly admitted you were too dumb to understand.

Yes jimbitch, "logic is hard" isn't it?

So..."YES OR NO" jimbitch: "Does Bo-Sox still have blueballs (yes), or (no) did you already give him his release??"

Come on, jimbitch, don't be afraid to answer the Yes or No question.

So...I'm guessing that you think that the president was NOT born in the US. Right? And the name calling is really beneath you.

jimbitch -- I've answered this question in another thread, and I'm not going to waste my time following morons from thread to thread answering a question I have already answered. But I'm glad that you are all so obsessed with me.

I think this was the kind of think Abge was asking us to stop doing when he said don't spam.
http://webdiplomacy.net/forum.php?viewthread=985678#985678

Just saw that thread. Understood.

jimbitch's reading comprehension often leaves much to be desired. He saw the previous thread, he just ignored it. Just as he ignores facts that bump up against his unfounded beliefs. So instead he resorts to childish yes/no questions to try to make himself feel better....but strangely, he can't answer yes/no questions asked of him, such as:

jimbitch, does bo-sox still have blueballs, or no, because you relieved him of his discomfort?

See....a simple yes/no...which jimbitch won't answer. tsk tsk tsk...

Example #1, abge

@jim

I genuinely could not care less about how you and krellin feel towards one another. I also don't really care how you two deal with it, as long as it doesn't involve posting a half-dozen threads with no purpose other than calling each other out.

jimbitch - were you actually crying when you pointed your quivering finger and said, "See...seee abge!! look at that!!"

By the way, jimbitch, are you *ever* going to answer my "Yes/No" question that I presented to you. I mean...it's pretty easy, either box-sox was relieved of his blue balls, or he was not? Did you, or didn't you? Yes...or no? come on jimbitch...afraid to play the game you started?

don't be silly, special K, 2WL is way sharper than you could ever hope to be.

Yes, yes.... YJ...then maybe you can answer the question the 2WL can't: "Yes, does bo-sox still have blue balls, or no, did you, YJ, relieve him of his discomfort?"

Feel free to answer the question YJ.

After all, according to 2WL...and apparently you...all Yes/No questions can and should be answered. so...please...feel free to demonstrate exactly how sharp you are by doing as 2WL demands of everyone: Answer my Yes or No question as I posed it to you.

Or are yo just another loud mouthed bitch?

@ abgemacht: I suggest you lock all these threads then.

Yes, he has big blue balls, and yes, I relieved him. Not too hard, is it?

Now, yes or no, do you believe Obama was born in America?

You know, once you mute a person, reading these threads is much more interactive. Like now. I have to try to figure out what caused Yellow to give the response he just did. Not who. I know that. Interesting.

YJ -- Well, bravo!!!! <claps hands...>

As for the question you ask, I have answered this question in another thread. PLUS, I would ask you to refer to the above post in which I discuss the many options one has when confronted with a Yes/No question.

Clearly, you must have first hand knowledge of both bo's blue balls, and your apparent relief of them to have answered my question.

And...for my answer...I will refer you to the other thread in which I *already* answered the question you pose.

Thanks for playing.

Except, jimbitch - you didn't mute me, as I *just* sent you a private message, which did not bounce.

Now you are just being childish. If you can't MAN UP and play the game you start, jimbitch, you shouldn't start the game.

Really? Cuz all you've shown me so far is claims that you did, and OP clearly thinks you didn't. So why don't you ACTUALLY refer me to this mystery thread so I can see for myself?

You inability to locate answers in other threads in not my concern. And...because the Original Poster has less than proficient reading comprehension skills and is unable to read answers to questions posed elsewhere is *ALSO* not my concern.

So...sorry you had to out yourself above, but you are just going have to suffer *yet another* disappointment now as...I have already answered your concern elsewhere.

Thanks for playing. Move along now...nothing to see here. Move along...move along...or shall I make you look foolish again?

Making claims and refusing to provide evidence - typical special K.

Making claims and refusing to provide evidence...huh, that sounds like a common topic.

YJ, I am certain that you are quite capable of using *search* functions. So...run along, now, little boy, and search away. I have told you where to find the evidence - it is confined to recent posts in these forums.

If we are going to start repeating every answer to every question simply because the curious are too lazy to find the answers that are already provided, then these forums will become very dull indeed. What, shall we start reposting every answer we make as soon as a thread hit's <page 2>? Where will this madness end?

No...I most certainly will not answer your question here, as the answer has been provided elsewhere, and I certainly am not going to be responsible for encouraging your lazy attitude and poor research abilities.

I'm sorry if this is a little harsh discipline for you, YJ, but perhaps it is simply time that you grow up and stop being spoon fed every answer you demand, when the answer you seek is readily available to you if you but only seek it out.

I did look, special K, and I did not find it in any obvious place. Thus I must tentatively conclude that you did not answer the question. Of course, I could be wrong, but I guess I'll never know, now will I?

Also, it's vastly entertaining how you will write 4 paragraphs on how I I'm an idiot, but you can't exert yourself for the 2-3 keystrokes it takes to say yes or no. Yes or no special K, yes or no you fucking lolcow?

YJ - you may conclude whatever you wish. Since you are, in fact, picking up the pursuit of an answer that someone else is inquiring about, and since my original answer was, in fact, provided to someone else, and not you, then may I suggest that you PM one of your friends and make the inquiry of them where you may find the answer.

Again, I will not indulge your request for easy answers becauss your (no doubt) half-assed search was unable to reward you with your easy answer.

As for my 4 paragraphs on how you are an idiot...I write these for you benefit.

Sometimes enlightening someone of their many faults - as I am doing for you right now - is a long and arduous task for which a kind and noble person - such as myself - will voluntarily exert extra time and effort.

If you indeed are ready my lengthy posts illuminating your personal deficiencies - and those of your pals - then I consider my efforts well worth the time, as perhaps (doubtful, I know...)...perhaps you pause and reflect on these deficiencies. Perhaps a little self-introspection will do you some good, and you will revise your ways.

Perhaps you will take a lesson in logic, for example?

I hope that the silence of 2WL and jimbitch means that they have already been properly chastised and are weeping in shame. I doubt it. they're probably just clawing after bo-sox, given your recent...er...confessions...