I take it that cutting your eyes and fingers out didn't work. Please try again.

But of course that going into a nightclub alone for the sole reason of picking up females is an effective strategy.

I'm assuming that you're not the God of love?

Picking up girls is a numbers game, remember girls choose guys and not the other way round. Speak to as many as possible, without being a creep, and oe will choose you.

Lepanto is cool, but Hedgehog is better. Or it was Hedgedog?..

Now we've all had a chance to get to know you, it seems clear that your best bet is revenge coffee. Essentially, continue as before until you've established yourself as the club's resident desperate pathetic loser, but keep your eye out for couples near breaking point. When an argument starts make sure you're near by, and the angry girlfriend may well start flirting with you to show her boyfriend that she'd rather be with the biggest arsewipe in the club instead of him. Good luck!

This is just the humble opinion of a guy who's been in the bar biz for 20+ years, but you may find more success asking girls at a club to dance than get coffee.

Why do all of your thread titles sound like spam emails that want to sell me Viagra and shitty porn?

I never get any spam :(

So, since it basically random stats thing, or, is that Fate?
... get Sales books, Anthony Robbins and Napoloen Hill (hahahaha) comes to mind.
trolololol

oh ok. ah what a disaster that was. absolutely pathetic. oh well.

you had to be there... holy crap.

actually no, i went there because some girl said she would be there (even though she wasn't). and some people i knew turned out to be there too. so times were ok. but it was bad.

Chicks dig telekinesis.

so tired. also when i got back the site wasn't giving any response when i was logged in. what gives? is that a covert-ban? not issue page responses for a given user?

To be honest, I find his threads a lot more a amusing than all of the political/philosophical threads.

Scamming girls is a time-honored past-time.

http://www.webdiplomacy.net/forum.php?viewthread=935109#935109
" I just muted that new fuck, thereisnogodbutme, and the forum is so much better.
see above. " - Draugnar
So you may have to ask a friend for them to unmute ;)p ahhahah ahaha

so what are the effective strategies for guys who are attractive yet possess absolutely no skill? just don't talk at all to the girls? try to somehow avoid things that require wit or cleverness?

I don't know why you're asking. While you've successfully categorized yourself as witless and not clever, you're not in the attractive subcategory therein

any live game?

ENJOY TO LIVE GAME gameID=696969

go go go

@tngbm: I think a good strategy for you would be to pay for sex before you go to the club. You won't get a hooker's best effort without any personality (or so I hear), but at least you'll get laid. Maybe then you won't reek of desperation when you're trying to talk up a girl. You know they can smell that from a mile away.

Can they smell the hooker's "best efforts" from as far, and on witch side shall that country ally?

There's always that chance, but just getting that far would be an accomplishment for this kid.

Push him on the girl ;) Maybe I should bump too.

I think the only way for OP to get laid is an anon gunboat pickup line.

Try a book called "the game" by Neil Strauss - its got you written all over it

"You know baby, when I first sat down, I was going to put The Crusher on you, but now that I've seen some of your moves, I want to fall right into rhythm with what you're doing. I think we can make it happen...together."

@ ulytau: would that be an anon gunboat pickup line?



















I'm going to go make myself vomit for writing that.