Ban, ban, ban

Challenge is somehing of an understatement. I think we should stay grounded in reality and stick to what's achievable here.

Butme, here's what you do. Pull your pockets inside out, undo your zip, and do the elephant impression. At least 1 in every 1000 girls find this hilarious, which is a considerable improvement over your chances on a level playing field. Whatever happens, it will be a game changer.

Presumably, this gathering serves food, no? Perhaps even with knives?

Because what I would recommend you do is find some and stab your eyes out, right then and there, and lop off some of your fingers. You'll be sent to the hospital (ending the situation quite dramatically and quickly), and then you'll never be able to bother us again.

You're honestly the worst troll since bols--

bolshoi, go away.

His post is much funnier is you substitute "Canadian" for "foreign girl".

Guy: "So, you're from Canada, eh? How 'bout that Rush? Ever been to Calgary? I love Tim Hortons!"
Girl: *has lots of orgasms*

Rush? An "indie" band? Are you fucked in the head? Rush is one of the all time great rock bands and most definitely *not* on an indy label or even havign an "indy" sound.

Fuck off Lahey.

@theresnogodbutme

Your current Threads-Created-to-Completed-Games ratio is currently infinity. You should look into that.

Banhammer him AbgeThor!

Please don't encourage him to sign up to any more games. His current resignation ratio is 100%.
And he's still got 100 .
I DEMAND JUSTICE

^ beat me to the punch

well, on the bright side, we needed a new troll

Tis true. Though he'd be much better if he spaced out his posts a bit more. This one's an inexperienced troll

Yeah, he still has much to learn. Maybe KA, bolshoi, and D33 can give him lessons

I'm working on a new song, for this guy. Here's a sample:

Ban, ban, ban, Banhammer Ann
Ban, ban, ban, Banhammer Ann
Oh Banhammer Ann
Ban this man
Banhammer Ann
He's rockin and he's trollin
Rockin and resignin
Banhammer Ann
Ban, ban, Banhammer Ann

Went to the forums, lookin for new threads,
Saw theresnogodbutme, so I started feeling dread,
Use Banhammer Ann, Banhammer Ann,
Cause he's rockin and he's trollin
Rockin and resignin
Banhammer Ann
Ban ban ban he's prolly a multi ban ban

********
That's all I've got so far.

what's the tune?

<posts dubmdell's "This thread is now a cheating accusation image">

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wbMqRO6lnc

^^that's the tune

Obviously FD is too young to recognize "Barbara Ann".by the Beach Boys.

Dammit GF. You ninja'd me.

damn copyright laws!

I hate not recognizing this stuff :(

Dude, get a rhapsody or a slacker subscruiption and listen to all kinds of content to your heart's content.

I don't like listening to music all that much :\

Rhapsody or Slacker subscription? What is this "paying for music" that you speak of?

I would walk away. She's clearly enjoying her time with the other guy a lot more than she's enjoying your company. Why ruin everyone's night, when instead, two people can have fun and one person can have a ruined night?

Stop feeding the troll. Please.

@2WL - It's what mature adults do, especially those who hope their own "art" will be bought and not stolen (softeware development is part art and part science/logic).

Draug, thanks for assuming I steal all my music, but I use Spotify and buy several albums on vinyl each year. Go suck my copyrighted dick.