Not to be terribly insulting to anybody, but these choices are sort of pathetic. Not to be a snob for the cannon or anything, but undoubtedly the sheer mastery of Proust, Kafka, Joyce, Svevo, Byron, Dante, Goethe, Tolstoy, Borges, De Foe, Austen, Faulkner or Shakespeare (to begin an inadequate list) overwhelms Palahniuk's cheap shock-fiction or Rowling's near-illiterate hackery (evidenced by a fan who can't spell her name right...)?