Lmao. I'll be watching this one

Me too, this is golden.

Kestas, as opposed to deleting this, is there any way you could highlight it or something?

LOL. yes definetly, im just posting to make sure this thread is on the top!

so who is going to be the brave boy and actually answer this question?

good job jerkface. yopu have keyed into what the forum needs. less religion more sex

Should you pay more or less for prostitutes on their period?

Well that depends on wether you hired them because it's their period, or in spite of their period.

And to answer the original questions:

When do you get em?
When don't you get them?

How much are you willing to pay?
Well there is actually a formula to determine this. Let C represent the value assigned to their cup size. If they are an A cup, C is .5, if they are a B cup, .75, if they are a C cup, 1, and if they are a D cup, 1.25. You then give their face, breasts, and behind an individual score out of 10, and sum all three, giving you the value B. B multiplied by C gives you R. Then multiply one tenth of their weight in lbs, W1, by their waist size, W2, and that will be your S value. Divide R by S, multiply by 150, and you have your hourly rate in American Dollars.

What services do you require as a minimum?
If using the formula, you are owed erotic foreplay, vaginal intercourse in your position of choice, and a nice massage. This is, of course, more of a case-by-case issue, though.

Do you ever travel to far away lands to access those of a genetic makeup that you find more attractive/cheap?
If it's worth more to you than the cost of the trip, then yes.

Um, does anyone else think that this is a bit sexist?

I mean, what if (let's just say, for the sake of argument of course) I wanted a male prostitute?

"Cup" is still applicable :D

Also I guess you could replace "vagina" with your orifice of choice.

Great guide x, I'll keep it in mind ;)

Yeah xgongiveit2ya55, I'd like to see you try and explain that to the pimp.

Have you heard Max Mosley's pay system? The Shade of Red he goes gives a scale from one to ten. Add that to the General score from one to ten for each prostitute's German accent, then add the square feet of leather used, and multiply the whole thing by the time in hours.

And the prostitutes wrestle one another before, and their Elo ratings in that decide the split of the pot.

The attractiveness of the women varies directly to their distance from your home.

lol
i just wanna keep this at the top so people can see this( and maybe answer)
and to xgongiveit2ya55:
when did you work all that out 'wink wink'...
but either way good job. thats one mighty fine formula lol

The only place to get different "genetic make up" is in West/Central Africa or Indonesia but be warned that startled chimps, gorillas and orangs can cause considerable harm to unpracticed sex tourists.

Humans all share the same genetic code

hey lard
thats just creepy

What's creepy is a person asking about prostitutes and genetic differences. The first is objectionable the second implies genetic differences between races which is both false and rascist

lardboy, I think you are taking it too far.

There ARE genetic diferences between every pair of persons that are not twin brothers. And you can't deny that those genetic differences make for difference in the way people look.

Now, some ethnic groups have a tendency to have certain genetic traits that can be distinguishable from those most common in other ethnic groups.

Having blonde hair, red hair or black is a genetic trait, and I'd say it is undenyable that the ethnic composition of countrys are different too, so you're more likely to find a brunnette in Argentina than in Norway, for example.

There is one question left, wich is, are we allowed to have a "taste" for women or men of a given ethnic group? or is it too politically incorrect?

PS: There are no races amongst the humans, we are all one single race, with different ethnic groups.

To imply that there are genetic differences between ethnic groups that make them have given distinguishable traits on their physical appearance, is not false, nor racist, it's being realistic.

To imply that there are genetical differences that are fundamental, that make one better than the other, or to imply that races exist, as if the human race was not one race, but a conglomerate of different races, that, my friend, is being a racist.

PPS: I don't think you, lardboy, are a racist, I just think that you're overly sensitive about something, and incorrectly using the language.

allowed to have ethnic preferences?
allowed?

thats just silly.

I like Mexican guys. Or Native guys.
or Asian girls ;)

I thought it was silly too...

so what do you like?

I like to hear about other peoples preferences

This thread has repeatedly made my day.

haha, way to spice up the forum guys

finaly a thread with real-world application!

so no one has any preferences?

oh also to the orginal topic, I think it's important to treat sex-workers with respect

You like Native guys? I like Native guys too. Guys who came into existence by some means other than nativity are a big thumbs down for me. Being born is where it's at.

So, Pandora, every time you make use of the services of a sex worker, you are sure to include all the relevant "please's" and "thank you's"? How upstanding!

latin girls with dark skin, native girls, japanese girls, red heads with blue eyes, girls with cute accents, guys my gf brings home, girls my gf brings home, half black girls with bright eyes, and anyone who will sit my profile