How do you get over someone as crazy as yourself?

CM, the issue here is twofold. First of all, she is in jail. Second of all, she thinks you are a manipulative psycho. These two things typically add up to a lack of contact over a somewhat long and specific duration of time. I am sorry that you have trouble acknowledging this.

no shes out of jail it was a DUI. she got out.

but after she just decided I was a psycho. even though all I did was be supportive and try to tell her to tone down her jumping off bridges and shit.

I texted a few of her friends. (2) and they knew me. theyd met me. and I asked them advice. and she called me creepy and a psycho.

Take the hint, CM, and don't open your phone while drinking.

BB, i sent you a PM. Check it out for your own peace of mind

You guys sound perfect for each other.

I'm confused but too out of it to understand. Is bb CM?.

its the LD on the QT for ASAP on the CB!

It's just a very CM-type of thread

im gonna go lay down

We lit off fireworks together on the 3rd of july and cuddled. The best memory I have is talking about how I wanted to spend next 4th with her and her daughter.

How cute

did somebody say CB.....

BB, it is with the utmost dread and reservation that I inform you the blanket used in said cuddling was in fact one of my signature smallpox blankets.... it is entirely possible that she has just been sick with small pox. I apologize for the inconvenience; in the mean time I propose you download Tinder and try to find a less smallpox infected girl for your next 4th of july.

I'm a tad confused by this. Is it a parody thread of some awful event that only Yanks have heard of, or a real brainbomb experience?

Quick summary. There's a women with a reckless indifference to others whose actions, in another universe, could easily have killed people in a road traffic accident. A person who seems to care little for her own life or anyone else, and yet somehow is responsible for a daughter.

But the heroic Brainbomb sees the good in her, refuses to give up on her, and wants to save her from her daemons and live happily ever after?

Is that the narrative you're going for? Rather than the alternative of Brainbomb keeps his girlfriend's self esteem low by highlighting all the negatives, then refuses to leave her in peace after she builds up enough courage to tell him to piss off?

It's so confusing...

@brainbomb
"How do you get over someone as crazy as yourself?"

I'll take this at face value.

Just remove her from your life, meet new people, flirt with them, realise they could be good company if you had any space for them. Stip obsessing over someone who hasn't talked to you for two months. Regardless of what you think you had, you will get over it, and the key is social interactions with others. Occassionally a good cry can help. Express what you are feeling, whether that means listening to soppy music or talking to friends about it (over however many beers it takes)

But the fastest way means cutting all contact. (Which she seems to have effectively done, so she is already well on her way to ridding herself of any feelings she might once have had...) delete her number, block her on social media, cut all forms of contact. And be upset about it.

7billion+ people on earth and one of them doesn't want to speak to you. Can we expect updates about how all the others are or aren't communicating with you?

I really wouldn't sweat a DUI trash-throwing ex-girlfriend that doesn't want to talk to you. At least she doesn't want to hurt you. Don't push her. Move on.

I feel like I can actually relate to brainbomb in a weird, unrelatable way.

I understand, bb!

@ Brainbomb: She thinks you are a creep and a psycho and is deliberately not contacting you.
You need to recognise that as her choice - a choice which she has a right to make.
If she does not want to talk to you, you should respect her wishes and leave her alone.

I understand that you still have feelings for her, and that's a shame and I understand your sadness, but unfortunately the best thing is to try to move on with your life.

Ugh I gotta stop logging in when drunk

Dude, that sucks. Sorry.

Looks like that band-aid is coming off one way or another. Way as well do it fast, like orathaic suggests.

To be honest theres been no communication between us since mid sept. Im not over it. Obviously.

Yea. BB sorry about giving you guys that blanket.

Lmao.

Dear BrainBomb.

I simply feel compelled to reveal myself to you. I.....I am your "ex wife", and though perhaps the joke went a bit too far, the entire thing was a sham.

Yes, my friends always told me that for a dude I had nice legs, and so it was that one drunken night I slipped into a dress and pursued you at the bar to win a bet.....

...and the rest is history.

We had some good times at first, and indeed we did seem to "click". Our mutual insanities played well together, and indeed sparks flew. Emotional sparks. Romantic sparks.

Indeed, I even considered going full tranny for you...

But....but I thought you might have noticed that we never really....uh..."did it". I thought you might have noticed that every time we pursued romance I blindfolded you and coverd you in peanut butter and...well...that wasn't me growling, and my tonuge isn't that long and...well...even afterwards the dog always had a special affection for you. Didn't you ever notice that?

And so it was that eventually I felt that things must come to an end, for I simply didn't have the cash flow to support both my feminine wardrobe for you, and live my real life as a man.

And so I contact a few of my buddies in the Thespain club and....

...I never got in a car wreck, and never went to jail and.

It's over BB. Yeah, you are a swell guy in your way, though in all honesty I do think I've come to despise you.

Let it go, man. I just can't go on having you chase after this illusion.