Neither would show so neither would win.

I want in on this.

Is krellin allowed to employ his seduction skills? #krellinisscarlettjohanssen

krellin would probably stab Thucy in the guts while Thucy is trying to shake his hand to wish him good luck and a fair fight, so yeah, krellin would win this.

I'll pick Thucy. Younger, named after a General, and reputed to be a buffed out MF.

Thucydides was a historian.

You guys aren't even reading this ('cept favio)

krellin/thucy is just an example. Do you want to join the bracket or not?

I mean really, it's only 1 paragraph, not too difficult. Read you illiterates.

Thucydides was an historian and a general.

It's intriguing, YJ, but it wouldn't be fair to everyone else.

A webDip knife fight between Krellin and Thucy you say?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B2wtC91_0U&t=2m29s

I'm in this shit sons

We goin all da way

ghug you're just saying that because you are perceived as a giant wussy.

Prove me wrong and put your name in the hat.

Go ahead.

I get the sense that this is just a way to long-con yourself a bunch of +1s though.

I would start out by presenting him with a lacy pink teddy and a box of chocolates. This has already been demonstrated to rattle his cage, and he would momentarily be taken aback. It would cause confusion...a state of Libnial, if you will...as he struggled with his revulsion at feminine things, even as he found himself tempted....tempted to try the scant piece of clothing on...tempted to look at him self in the mirror...imagines of a bold red lipstick being smeared across his lips would pass through his mind, and I would watch as his eyes glazed over in a mix of erotic euphoria and self-loathing.

Then I'd kick him in the nuts, and upon his collapse to the ground....<wait for it>....I'd tea bag him.

This would pull him from his pretty dream, and he would jump to his feet, sputtering and spouting...a bit of dribble on the corner of his lips. His fists would clench and unclench in an unholy fury, wishing to lavish me with pain...and yet I stand there, confident, knowing that for whatever other faults he has, my dear Thucy is a crazy peace-nik, too afraid to return to the violent days of his youth...afraid that even a moment of violent release would unlock the true Thucy that is hidden behind his carefully constructed facade.

And upon seeing his self-imposed weakness, I would take pity on the fool, and offer him a beer.

I'd tea bag him ...... wtf !!
Are you sure?

He's just bluffing N. He doesn't have the balls for that sort of thing.

Well, I'm not really keen on the whole tea bagging thing, to be honest. But, knowing Thucy's certain loathing of the Tea Party, and because the vulgar Libtards in this country have taken a nod to a historic group and American Patriots and twisted it in to said vulgarity, I think it is really only appropriate to impose said vulgarity upon the Libtard.

So yes...Thucy gets tea bagged while he's down, definitely.

And to be certain, I'd run five miles two days before and not shower...just so those hangers would be good and ripe when I smear them across his nose...

I wouldn't call it vulgarity ...... I think he might like it

Nigee....Nig-geee....NIGeeeeeeeeee....

You are NOT allowed to imply that Thucy is in any way feminine, or that he get turned on by man-balls. He has openly stated in the past that he find homosexual behavior disgusting and vulgar - so unless you want to get old Thucy-boy on your ass, you'd best watch your words. I can take his heat...it's OK...but I'm not sure if you want to go there - I thought you guys were friends.

"I get the sense that this is just a way to long-con yourself a bunch of +1s though."

Yeah, because old YJ has a steady reputation for caring what others think of him.

Yeah...

Looks like krellin is gonna get his balls bitten off.

What balls?

Oscar -- do you know something about Thucy that the rest of us don't? Maybe some personal experience??

All of you silly Libtard's that like to jump to Thucy defense like a two-bit whore chasing after cracks rocks in a wind storm need to watch out -- the Thuc-ster gets very, very offended when you mock his masculinity – it’s one of his strange little states of Libnial wherein he claims all genders and sexualities are equal, but *bristles* with rage if you joking refer to him as anything but a strong, handsome white man. He might make you return your Libtard card if you persist!

Oh that's right, Bo...I promised you exclusive rights to lick my balls, didn't I.

Sorry, Bo-sucks – you do understand that, just for a day, I’m going to have to lend my balls to the WebDip community, but I promise you can kneel before me and lick them soon, my boy.

Yeah, krellin, I know something about Thucy. I know that he has no problem with biting off the balls of nitwit conservatives like yourself. That's why I said your balls are going to be bitten off. Although what might save you is the fact that your testicles are so tiny that he might not consider them worth the trouble. I mean for all intents and purposes you have no balls to begin with so what point is there really in biting of what tiny testicles you have?

<sigh...> How droll....how trite.

oscar - look at Bo -- "What balls?" Same basic insult in two words, with the condescention of a kid walking by a street fight, reaching into his pants to scrape the big crack with one finger, and then casually flinging a bit 'o poo as he passes by....derision without seeming to actually care -- a well crafted insult.

You? Ugh...where to start. Just stay with me boy...we'll refine your craft over time.