MAFIA 45 GAME THREAD - BETWEEN A ROCK AND A...ROCK

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Phase has ended, please hold

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Final Vote Count
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claesar (4) bozo, damo, flavius, vapor
worcej (2) dargo, jamie
jamie (2) worcej, yavuz
bozo (1) claesar

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Concerns? Questions? There shouldn't be any

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Panthera, the greatest being of them all, yawned.

Being a cat, he was a bit nocturnal and prone to napping the daytime, waking up at dusk to eat whichever one of the cavemen the others decided to bash into warm meat. He didn't really know why they did that, but most likely, it was because the inferior beings were in awe of him, and wanted the honor of feeding him with their own flesh.

They even tenderized it for him, how thoughtful.

The only bad thing about it all, he thought, was that infernal man-bear. He really should've eaten it a long time ago. Smelly, hairy, extra-large serving sized - good for several snacks and dinner.

Having decided, he pounced upon the Jamiebear. Unfortunately, his aim was off, and he landed upon one of the squishier cavemen. The cavemen, thinking Panthera was a infernal creature sent by the West Cavers, bashed him with their sharpened shields, until he became caveman food.

Claesar has died, he was Panthera, the VT

Night has begun, you may now post.

[worcej]

Stupid fucking town players.

[worcej]

Like, I hate you scum. Please just kill me.

[worcej]

But I hate the rest of my town team the most. You guys are fucking bad.

Jamie has definitely wolfed this game.

[worcej]

I'm willing to hammer this night once the scum pick another lurker, or even better me.

[dargorygel]

RIP Claesar... I thought you acted scummy.

[worcej]

RIP Claesar... I thought you acted scummy.

How dare you...

[dargorygel]

RIP Claesar... I thought you acted scummy.

How dare you...

Because I was wrong, worcej?
Lighten up, man.

[dargorygel]

There were lots of reasons to legitamately suspect Claesar.

[dargorygel]

HOWEVER you spell it.

[worcej]

RIP Claesar... I thought you acted scummy.

How dare you...

Because I was wrong, worcej?
Lighten up, man.

I mean, I'll lighten up in time - I don't think you're wrong, I'm fairly sure you're scum at this point.

But I am just mad at my 4 other teammates. It's just annoying to know that more than likely I'm just stuck with some late game lurkers or just people not trying. I feel defeated already. We'll be at LyLo for the rest of the game and based on how shit this has gone, it's already over.

Jamie succeeded in wolfing and no one cared as I called it out.

[Jamiet99uk]

Bloody hell. What a shitshow.

[Jamiet99uk]

Wait, also, "Panthera"???

Didn't he claim he was somehow townclear because his name sounded like Biggie Smalls?

[Jamiet99uk]

How to be a townclear, by Claesar Salad, aged 14 3/4:

1. Make up a lie about your flavour name despite the GM repeatedly stating that the flavour names are NAI.

2. Breadcrumb the fake flavour name you just made up.

3. Make up lies about people who are actually making an effort.

4. Refuse to answer legitimate questions.

5. Break the rules by conceding the game in public.

6. When you inevitably become the lead wagon, reveal the fake breadcrumbs you seeded earlier and claim that this townclears you.

7. Fail to be seen as a townclear.

8. Die.

9. Complain in the God Thread that this was all someone else's fault.

[Jamiet99uk]

-Claesar
Who did not lynch Bo
Who did not ever vote for Nephthys
Who did not lynch Brainbomb
But killed Xorxes
He was Beeg Cheef, VT

Yeah, here we go. Right at EoD, the guy was still lying about his flavour name. Who the fuck does shit like that and believes this TOWNCLEARS them?

WHAT THE FUCK?

[Jamiet99uk]

So far in this game:

- The Town Doctor fabricated and pushed a fake case (on me) based on a series of lies which he belatedly admitted were lies, and when under pressure didn't even claim his role to save himself.

- Brainbomb flooded the thread with so much un-game-related spam that any game related posts he may have made were ignored by the majority of players because they were buried in his own spam.

- Claesar.

No wonder we're about to lose. With town players this bad, all scum have to do is relax, drink beer, and watch us lose.

[Jamiet99uk]

Jamie succeeded in wolfing and no one cared as I called it out.

I wish you were right. If that was the case, at least I'd be enjoying the game.

[dargorygel]

@worcej
I get it. And I AM town.
I am glad it is night, because I need a re-read. The Scumminess of Claesar was one of my absolutes in the game. I was wrong.