It's gay to walk fast

[Fluminator]

I've been learning a lot about gay culture from reliable gays deep in the culture and I've been learning a lot about straight culture and gay culture.

For example, it is gay to walk fast and straight to walk slow.
So keep this in mind the next time you're walking somewhere. As I learn more I will update this thread.

[Gwyn]

... what the fuck?

[flash2015]

What about jogging? If that is not gay, what about if I walk fast and break into a jog occasionally?

[A_Tin_Can]

If it's gay to walk fast, then I don't want to be straight

[Octavious]

What Fluminator appears to have been observing is that, when approaching a group of reliable gays, they invariably move with remarkable speed in the opposite direction. I have no reason to doubt the accuracy of this observation, but suggest perhaps that there is value in adding various control groups to the experiment. Young women, people who owe you money, couples you got on really well with when you sat at the breakfast table next to them on holiday, etc etc

[Jamiet99uk]

reliable gays deep in the culture

Are these gays independently certified by a reputable assessment bureau?

[PRINCE WILLIAM]

Ι walk neither fast nor slow, what that makes me? And if I walk accordingly to time pressure is that mean a constant change in sexual orientation? And the last question, being at an age that sex is not a thing anymore walking fast or slow loses the meaning we are considering in this topic?

[flash2015]

reliable gays deep in the culture

Are these gays independently certified by a reputable assessment bureau?

I think these reputable assessment bureaus must be only in the UK?

If they are in the US, they don't have very high standards. Allegedly 30% of millenials identify as LGBTQ and almost 40% of Gen Z. I am assuming the LGB would be the majority of this: https://www.newsweek.com/nearly-40-perc ... ws-1641085

[Jamiet99uk]

I'm just surprised that anyone reliable would knowingly associate with Fluminator, given his reputation.

[Fluminator]

I've learned something knew.
Apparently it's gay culture to wipe your bum and that straight men don't wipe their bum because it's gay.

https://thegaystraighttalker.com/2021/0 ... s-not-gay/

[Fluminator]

There are a surprising amount of articles on this

[Jamiet99uk]

I've learned something knew.
Apparently it's gay culture to wipe your bum and that straight men don't wipe their bum because it's gay.

https://thegaystraighttalker.com/2021/0 ... s-not-gay/

This cannot be real.

I have never heard such absolute nonsense.

[Jamiet99uk]

No, wait, I can believe this - because a lot of straight white men are fucking disgusting.

[Octavious]

I've heard that lots of unreliable gays are known to regularly engage in breathing, clearly suggesting that gayness is an airborne affliction. A follow-up study on the issue discovered that gay men who have refrained from breathing for over a week week rarely express interest in sexual activity or desire. Anyone worried about catching gayness simply needs to hold their breath and they will experience perfect immunity.

[acamer4]

The first two posts were internet perfection that I will screenshot and save and come across every few years from now on and either warmly smile in memory of having witnessed or be totally confused by.

I have no idea why this became a longer discussion.

[Doom427]

Learned that WebDip is (un)surprisingly straight

[Fluminator]

I've been informed this troll thread has crossed a line, so in probably one of my only genuine posts I'll make in this forum, I apologize. I'm sorry to anyone in the LGBT community who I hurt.

(I promise this post isn't a continuation of a bit). Mods can lock this one please.

[jmo1121109]

Per user request, and per site rules, locked.