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Re: For real dreams embrace noorani Magic rings powers +27789640870 magic wallet love charm

#1 Post by brainbomb » Tue Apr 26, 2022 4:36 am

what even the fuck

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#2 Post by Jamiet99uk » Tue Apr 26, 2022 9:40 am

Magical rings?

That's a new one.

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#3 Post by Octavious » Tue Apr 26, 2022 10:58 am

Lotteries, pools, lottos, and bingos are all very well... but what about tombolas? And, even more importantly, does it give one the power to hook the correct duck?

One other question... what's the angel of Uranus, and how did the poor sod wind up with the job?
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#4 Post by Jamiet99uk » Tue Apr 26, 2022 3:22 pm

Octavious wrote:
Tue Apr 26, 2022 10:58 am
Lotteries, pools, lottos, and bingos are all very well... but what about tombolas? And, even more importantly, does it give one the power to hook the correct duck?

One other question... what's the angel of Uranus, and how did the poor sod wind up with the job?
According to people who believe in such mumbo-jumbo, Auriel is the Angel of Uranus. (And also of mine, amen).

I want to know if wearing the Noorani Magic Ring will give me victory in the meat draw* at Easington Top Club. Maybe I'll give High Chief Bungo or whatever his name is a quick call.

* Yes, raffles for meat-based prizes are still a thing in Northern English working men's clubs.

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#5 Post by orathaic » Wed Apr 27, 2022 12:37 pm

Jamiet99uk wrote:
Tue Apr 26, 2022 9:40 am
Magical rings?

That's a new one.
You should read some JRR Tolkien, excellent treatise on magic rings ;)

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#6 Post by Octavious » Wed Apr 27, 2022 2:10 pm

orathaic wrote:
Wed Apr 27, 2022 12:37 pm
Jamiet99uk wrote:
Tue Apr 26, 2022 9:40 am
Magical rings?

That's a new one.
You should read some JRR Tolkien, excellent treatise on magic rings ;)
The Last Ringbearer is a far superior and more realistic portrayal of Middle Earth 😉
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#7 Post by Jamiet99uk » Wed Apr 27, 2022 5:49 pm

orathaic wrote:
Wed Apr 27, 2022 12:37 pm
Jamiet99uk wrote:
Tue Apr 26, 2022 9:40 am
Magical rings?

That's a new one.
You should read some JRR Tolkien, excellent treatise on magic rings ;)
Duh, I meant someone trying to sell magical rings on the webDip forum was a new thing. Makes a change from people selling real genuine fake banknotes.
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#8 Post by Octavious » Thu Apr 28, 2022 9:48 pm

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#9 Post by orathaic » Fri Apr 29, 2022 10:52 am

Jamiet99uk wrote:
Wed Apr 27, 2022 5:49 pm
orathaic wrote:
Wed Apr 27, 2022 12:37 pm
Jamiet99uk wrote:
Tue Apr 26, 2022 9:40 am
Magical rings?

That's a new one.
You should read some JRR Tolkien, excellent treatise on magic rings ;)
Duh, I meant someone trying to sell magical rings on the webDip forum was a new thing. Makes a change from people selling real genuine fake banknotes.
And here i was trying to be funny... Genuinely fake jokes! Available on your local web diplomacy!
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#10 Post by MajorMitchell » Fri Apr 29, 2022 3:16 pm

I say the Magic of Chief Bantu is weak and impotent & challenge him as I do many magicians that they cannot match the Power of My use of the Forces of Mockery and Hilarity, Chief Bantu is challenged to give me a Shrunken Head whilst performing comedy as Dusty Balzac Bush Philosopher.

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