Anarchy Chess

[Diplomacy&Warfare]

I cast fireball on Will, causing his mustache to be burnt to a crisp.

[CaptainFritz28]

I cast fireball on Will, causing his mustache to be burnt to a crisp.

The IRS taxes the fireball into oblivion, meaning that by the time it reaches Will's mustache it only burns the edge to a crisp. And anyways, Will's naturally impeccable mustache regrows immediately to its former glory.

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

I cast fireball on Will, causing his mustache to be burnt to a crisp.

This is a supreme attack on all of human kind.

[Pengwinja]

I cast fireball on Will, causing his mustache to be burnt to a crisp.

This is a supreme attack on all of human kind.

You can’t just attack wills mustache and play it off as a joke.

[kingofthepirates]

I cast fireball on Will, causing his mustache to be burnt to a crisp.

This is a supreme attack on all of human kind.

You have my 0-2-5 avatar of wrath (and the avatar of wrath, rather than being powered up by balloons, is powered by attacks in mustaches… the avatar himself has a rather nice one, though not as good as will’s), and my pink vacuum blob, Kirby.

[Diplomacy&Warfare]

I use my nuclear weapons (see page 11) on Will's mustache.

[Pengwinja]

I use my nuclear weapons (see page 11) on Will's mustache.

How DARE you try to take away my gift from Will? I give his mustache a totem of undying, and then give him 165^4 more.

[kingofthepirates]

I use my nuclear weapons (see page 11) on Will's mustache.

I invoke the principle of MAD (mutually assured destruction), thus irreversibly nullifying anything nuclear typed for the rest of the game. Furthermore, it has imposes the status condition 'sanctioned' on whoever uses anything nuclear typed. Due to a glitch that has yet to patched out, this includes those who used nuclear typed attacks before the principle was invoked. therefore, you have now been sanctioned. pay 153 (and yes, it must be EXACT, so get ready to split some bills into 1's...) monopoly money each time you pass go, instead of collecting 200.

[Diplomacy&Warfare]

I use my nuclear weapons (see page 11) on Will's mustache.

I invoke the principle of MAD (mutually assured destruction), thus irreversibly nullifying anything nuclear typed for the rest of the game. Furthermore, it has imposes the status condition 'sanctioned' on whoever uses anything nuclear typed. Due to a glitch that has yet to patched out, this includes those who used nuclear typed attacks before the principle was invoked. therefore, you have now been sanctioned. pay 153 (and yes, it must be EXACT, so get ready to split some bills into 1's...) monopoly money each time you pass go, instead of collecting 200.

As an IRS agent, I am escorting myself to IRS jail. I do not pass go. I do not collect $200/pay $153.