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M1027 Sign-Up

#1 Post by BunnyGo » Sun Dec 17, 2023 1:04 am

Friends, this is clean-up time and we're discounting all our silent, electric Ubiks by this much money. Yes, we're throwing away the blue-book. And remember: every Ubik on our lot has been used only as directed.

Sign-ups for M1027 are open. I don't have a theme or detailed roles yet, but will be close to vanilla.

I hope to start on Boxing Day (December 26th) if we can get a quorum fast enough.

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The moral of the boy who cried wolf? Never tell the same lie twice--Elim Garak

Take a minute of your day to be nice to someone, you dumb son of a bitch -- Iron Sheik

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#2 Post by sweetandcool » Sun Dec 17, 2023 1:18 am

/in

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#3 Post by BunnyGo » Sun Dec 17, 2023 1:23 am

The best way to ask for beer is to sing out Ubik. Made from select hops, choice water, slow-aged for perfect flavor, Ubik is the nation's number-one choice in beer. Made only in Cleveland.

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#4 Post by Jamiet99uk » Sun Dec 17, 2023 1:32 am

Me please
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#5 Post by BunnyGo » Sun Dec 17, 2023 1:35 am

Instant Ubik has all the fresh flavor of just-brewed drip coffee. Your husband will say, Christ, Sally, I used to think your coffee was only so-so. But now, wow! Safe when taken as directed.

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2) Jamiet99uk
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#6 Post by TheMadMonarch » Sun Dec 17, 2023 2:24 am

I'd like to play, but I can also, sub or co-GM. I'm versatile.

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#7 Post by BunnyGo » Sun Dec 17, 2023 2:33 am

Wild new Ubik salad dressing, not Italian, not French, but an entirely new and different taste treat that's waking up the world. Wake up to Ubik and be wild! Safe when taken as directed.

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1) sweetandcool
2) Jamiet99uk
3) TheMadMonarch
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Take a minute of your day to be nice to someone, you dumb son of a bitch -- Iron Sheik

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#8 Post by worcej » Sun Dec 17, 2023 3:29 am

/in

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#9 Post by BunnyGo » Sun Dec 17, 2023 3:54 am

Can't make the frug contest, Helen; stomach's upset. I'll fix you Ubik! Ubik drops you back in the thick of things fast. Taken as directed, Ubik speeds relief to head and stomach. Remember: Ubik is only seconds away. Avoid prolonged use.

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2) Jamiet99uk
3) TheMadMonarch
4) worcej
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#10 Post by ghug » Sun Dec 17, 2023 8:54 am

Five is a good prime

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#11 Post by damo666 » Sun Dec 17, 2023 11:28 am

Six is perfect!

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#12 Post by BunnyGo » Sun Dec 17, 2023 11:49 am

We wanted to give you a shave like no other you ever had. We said, it's about time a man's face got a little loving. We said, With Ubik's self-winding Swiss chromium never-ending blade, the days of scrape-scrape are over. So try Ubik. And be loved. Warning: use only as directed. And with caution.

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4) worcej
5) ghug
6) damo666
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#13 Post by Jamiet99uk » Sun Dec 17, 2023 2:52 pm

I'm a big fan of having this level of flavour in the sign ups.
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#14 Post by BunnyGo » Sun Dec 17, 2023 3:58 pm

Jamiet99uk wrote:
Sun Dec 17, 2023 2:52 pm
I'm a big fan of having this level of flavour in the sign ups.
It’s easy when I steal every word and punctuation mark.

That said, if any of you HAVEN’T read Ubik, it’s certainly Phillip K Dick’s best work, and arguably one of the best sci-fi mysteries ever. Also one of his few works never turned into a movie/tv show (AFAIK).
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#15 Post by BunnyGo » Sun Dec 17, 2023 4:00 pm

BunnyGo wrote:
Sun Dec 17, 2023 3:58 pm
Jamiet99uk wrote:
Sun Dec 17, 2023 2:52 pm
I'm a big fan of having this level of flavour in the sign ups.
It’s easy when I steal every word and punctuation mark.

That said, if any of you HAVEN’T read Ubik, it’s certainly Phillip K Dick’s best work, and arguably one of the best sci-fi mysteries ever. Also one of his few works never turned into a movie/tv show (AFAIK).
Almost replaced the word “ubik” with “mafia” in all the quotes. But realized almost nobody would get the reference.
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#16 Post by Kakarroto » Sun Dec 17, 2023 5:05 pm

1) sweetandcool
2) Jamiet99uk
3) TheMadMonarch
4) worcej
5) ghug
6) damo666
7) moo
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#17 Post by BunnyGo » Sun Dec 17, 2023 5:44 pm

Perk up pouting household surfaces with new miracle Ubik, the easy-to-apply, extra-shiny, non-stick plastic coating. Entirely harmless if used as directed. Saves endless scrubbing, glides you right out of the kitchen!


1) sweetandcool
2) Jamiet99uk
3) TheMadMonarch
4) worcej
5) ghug
6) damo666
7) Kakarroto
8)

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The moral of the boy who cried wolf? Never tell the same lie twice--Elim Garak

Take a minute of your day to be nice to someone, you dumb son of a bitch -- Iron Sheik

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#18 Post by BunnyGo » Sun Dec 17, 2023 7:08 pm

Still working on theme, leaning towards my own fiction.

Roles for a game of 13 or less:

2-3 goons; scum will have no individual powers, and no factional powers except a night kill.

1 Community Investigator* (rules below)

n - (3 or 4) Vanilla Town.

Every night, the vanilla town will PM their best guess of a remaining goon to the GM. The Investigator will PM a player to investigate to the GM. If 50% or more of the Vanilla Town correctly guess a goon, then the investigator gets an accurate result of the investigation, otherwise gets an inaccurate result.

The result will be broadcast by GM during EON flavor.
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Take a minute of your day to be nice to someone, you dumb son of a bitch -- Iron Sheik

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#19 Post by heartthrob24909 » Sun Dec 17, 2023 7:22 pm

i'll play

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#20 Post by BunnyGo » Sun Dec 17, 2023 7:29 pm

If money worries have you in the cellar, go visit the lady at Ubik Savings & Loan. She'll take the frets out of your debts. Suppose, for example, you borrow fifty-nine poscreds on an interest-only loan. Let's see, that adds up to—

1) sweetandcool
2) Jamiet99uk
3) TheMadMonarch
4) worcej
5) ghug
6) damo666
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Take a minute of your day to be nice to someone, you dumb son of a bitch -- Iron Sheik

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