Mini Mafia II: Shakespeare Mash Game Thread
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 7:45 pm
MINI MAFIA II: SHAKESPEARE MASH, A Feast of Kings.
Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair webdiplomacy.net, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. Welcome to Forum Mafia. You know the rules but here they are again.
GENERAL RULES - Do not be a fool
0. The GM reserves the right to punish all tools.
1. All players must vote at least once per game day, and post at least five posts day phase, if this is too much for your weary soul, ye shoulnt’ play.
2. All players are forbidden from posting screenshots of their role PMs. Don't be an ass, It offends oft the GM.
3. All players are forbidden from using encryption. No codes ye chodes. (Who even ever did this?)
4. All players are forbade to use non-sanctioned PMing, or copied mechanics. (Fuck yoyo, his mistake was titanic)
5. All spectators and players who have been eliminated are forbidden from posting on all comment threads related to the game notes.(fuck jamie, tis why this rule is wrote)
6. All players are forbidden from cheating. Don't be self defeating.
7. All players are required to play to win.
But winning is subjective, killing yourself is not a sin.
8. Players and/or teams may not concede the game in public. But you may joke about such things but don't be a dick.
9. Players cannot delete the game, the GM cannot delete the server. (Fuck brain, how'd he ever end up being your moderator)
ELABORATION
0. Given a lack of omniscience, the GM is eternally suspicious.
1. You MUST cast a vote at least once during each day phase. don't make me modkill ye or eat your face.
2. All role PMs are private. You can make up fake ones if you want, if it doesnt say you cant, you can, i'll never confirm them either way. Hahahaha.
3. Encryption is defined as posting an encoded message on public channels. I don't really care about this rule. Just don't be a fool.
4. All in-game communications should be kept within the thread. YOU MAY NOT COPY PASTE ANY NON THREAD CHATS IN THE THREAD. USE YOUR HEAD.
5. The Jamie Rule. Don't dead post. But if you do, make it funny and not game breaking. I'll still haunt you down and make you eat bacon.
6. This is a catch-all rule intended to preserve the spirit of the game. If you are considering saying or doing something that may be against the spirit of the game, message the GM about it before saying/doing it and the GM will let you know whether it is allowed or not. DO NOT USE OUT OF GAME REASONS TO READ PEOPLE. But you'll do it anyway.
To clarify further: Players may not copy and paste any game related Mechanics. Players may not doctor, and create fake game related mechanics. Players may not share personal correspondence between GM to player under any circumstances. The GM will not confirm any claims, or adjudicate based upon anything that could easily be sorted out through questioning and evidentiary circumstance.
7. Don't try to lose. Lynching yourself can be part of the game. Claiming to be scum can be part of the game. Just don't be an idiot.
8. If someone wishes to concede defeat, they must PM the GM, or post in their relevant QT thread for the GM to check it over. Public concessions are not permitted.
PENALTIES
You'll be banished to the pit of misery.
ROLE ACTIONS
If you are a Power Role or otherwise have any actions to take, please PM your action the GM on discord only, the webdip pm system is terrible. Night and Day actions will be processed at the end of the night or instantly and can be changed up to that point. Shots can be scheduled too. Mafia's night kill will be voted on in the mafia QuickTopic thread in discord.
MISCELLANEOUS NOTES
SPAM
Is fun. And tasty meat. Try it. It's a treat.
PLAYER SILENCES:
Don't mute players. Don't threaten to mute players.
FORUM SILENCES:
If you get forum silenced during the game you will be modkilled.
REPLACEMENTS
A player wishing to drop out may be replaced at the GM's discretion.
TURN DURATION
This game’s Day phases will last 48 hours and Night phases will last 24 hours, unless cut short by in-game mechanics (e.g., hammer). Extensions may be granted at the GM’s discretion, but don’t count on it. Phase shifts will be at 10pm CENTRAL.
VOTING
There are three types of voting within this game: collective voting to execute perceived Mafia in Day phases, collective voting to end a Day or Night phase, and Mafia voting to kill town members in Night phases.
“Lynch” vote: The first level of voting is for whom you intend to kill. Notate this vote with a pair of hash symbols before your intended vote target. (e.g., ##VOTE dinglehopper) You do not need to spell out your intended target's username fully; as long as the GM can understand who you're referencing. In the event of a tie during an execution vote, no one shall be killed.
PLEASE NOTE: If you do not use double hashtags your vote will not be counted, for reasons of fairness but also because it is unlikely the GM will see your vote using the CTRL+F feature and this rule thus prevents vote miscounts.
Must Vote: At the end of the Day phase, all participating players must have their vote on a candidate. You may ##VOTE and then ##UNVOTE if you change your mind as the Day progresses, however you may not end the phase with an ##UNVOTE in place. Anyone violating this rule will be modkilled unless there are very extenuating circumstances. Ending the day with a vote on “No Lynch” is permitted.
Hammer Vote: The second level of voting is whether or not to employ the hammer mechanic. By default, days are set to 48 hours long, and nights to 24 hours long; however, players may instead elect to activate the hammer mechanic. Notate this vote with a pair of hashes before the word end. (EX: ##END). The day will end as soon as a majority of players are voting to endhammer the same player. If you are not able to vote before the hammer is dropped, you will not be penalized for failing to vote during that day. Night phases may not normally be hammered - any exception to this will be announced by the GM.
Mafia Vote: The third level of voting refers to Mafia members choosing their NK (nightkill) target during Night phases. The mafia members will use their separate QuickTopic thread to discuss this. Please make your votes in bold, like so: kill Balthasar (< b > kill Balthasar< / b >). Mafia NK will be decided by majority vote. In the event of a tie, the oldest vote will break the tie. The oldest vote determines which member of the Mafia team actually performs the kill.
GM TEAM
This game’s GM is brainbomb and PM me on discord @ brainboogaloo#0978 with any questions or concerns and i'll get back to you as soon as possible.
Special rules: I will not answer any GM call about the setup publicly.
**********The setup is closed. *********
****(PM me with any questions).****
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There are no millers, the mafia can chat at all times, there is no roleblock, there is a factional kill each night, the mafia have a list of fake claimable flavour names. You may claim roles, flavours, and specifics of your role if you wish; so long as your pm is not restricted, you can make things up too. Some roles may not want to claim, some roles may die if they claim. It is counter to both sides wincons to be forced to claim. If the mafia is defeated the game is not necessarily over. If someone dies their flavour is revealed, their alignment is revealed, their role is not.
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That is all I can say.
Do not ask anything in game about the above.
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ACT 1 SCENE 1
(In Los Angeles California, at a film production studio, seated around a table are multiple writers and film directors)
Big Wig Executive: Guys, movies are fucking crap these days. We need something fresh, sexy, exciting. We wanna grab audiences harder. Were getting destroyed by these shitty reboots, and never ending marvel films. I've asked you here, to help save the entertainment industry. Give me your best ideas…
(Awkward pause)
Quentin Tarantino: Yeaaa man, we need like some bombs and guns, lets do a thought piece about like, oh my god, like lets do a bloodbath film about live action smurfs in an existentialist mindfuck man. And Chipotle, spicy explosive burritos that kill Nazis.
Guillermo Del Toro: (Interrupting)
Yea.. thats shit. Let’s do a movie about the mafia, and each night they kill people, but all of them are having sexual relations with fish creatures…
Big wig executive: Jesus christ no. No. NO. This is horrid. The mafia thing is ok, so lets do a mobster film... but the rest is just… horrid.. ok.. fine you, stop…
Yes you..
Stop raising your hand.
what's your idea..
Steven Spielberg: Okay.. its 1944, the Allies have just landed. They gather a small team that has to go find one guy but the mafia is trying to take over the-
George RR Martin: Oh stop. This has all already been done. We need something new…I have an idea… that is 600 years in the making. It's not even gonna be ready till 2200, but.. we can do a mini series? First… I am starving.
(Pulls out a giant steel bowl full of mashed potatoes)
I brought you all some of my famous Mashed Potatoes and Ham. I call it my Hamlet Mash. Its a recipe I wrote for this film. It calls for 8 pounds of mash, oregano, butter, scallops, ham, macaroni, and whipping cream.
Big Wig Executive: Okay.. please tell me there's a point to this. I've got a 4 O'clock with Ridley Scott and personally i'd rather do another Aliens than the rest of the shit you're all suggesting.
George RR Martin: It's a reboot of Shakespeare, that combines all shakespeare stories into one big alchemical thrill ride.
Quentin Tarantino: Woahhh man, but like, oh my god man, like.. can I help? And like what? I want guns and stuff. And Nazi Slavers, and tons of AK47s.
George RR Martin: I have been working on this project for 27 years.
Big Wig Executive: WOW, how far along are you? This is interesting.
George RR Martin: I have the name of the film. And Nickelback has agreed to do the soundtrack.
Steven Spielberg: And?...
(15 minutes go by of George rifling through Arby's bags and a briefcase)
(He stops to eat a curly fry and wipe his greasy fingers off on his shirt)
George RR Martin: SHAKESPEARE MASH, A feast of Kings.
Chapter 1… (He clears his throat)
(Silence fills the room)
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Post yet not ye good sirs and madams, game hath not begun
GAME BEGINS TUESDAY NIGHT APR 2, AT 10PM. ROLES WILL GO OUT THEN.
Enjoy this music whilst ye wait.
https://youtu.be/_JQiEs32SqQ
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Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair webdiplomacy.net, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. Welcome to Forum Mafia. You know the rules but here they are again.
GENERAL RULES - Do not be a fool
0. The GM reserves the right to punish all tools.
1. All players must vote at least once per game day, and post at least five posts day phase, if this is too much for your weary soul, ye shoulnt’ play.
2. All players are forbidden from posting screenshots of their role PMs. Don't be an ass, It offends oft the GM.
3. All players are forbidden from using encryption. No codes ye chodes. (Who even ever did this?)
4. All players are forbade to use non-sanctioned PMing, or copied mechanics. (Fuck yoyo, his mistake was titanic)
5. All spectators and players who have been eliminated are forbidden from posting on all comment threads related to the game notes.(fuck jamie, tis why this rule is wrote)
6. All players are forbidden from cheating. Don't be self defeating.
7. All players are required to play to win.
But winning is subjective, killing yourself is not a sin.
8. Players and/or teams may not concede the game in public. But you may joke about such things but don't be a dick.
9. Players cannot delete the game, the GM cannot delete the server. (Fuck brain, how'd he ever end up being your moderator)
ELABORATION
0. Given a lack of omniscience, the GM is eternally suspicious.
1. You MUST cast a vote at least once during each day phase. don't make me modkill ye or eat your face.
2. All role PMs are private. You can make up fake ones if you want, if it doesnt say you cant, you can, i'll never confirm them either way. Hahahaha.
3. Encryption is defined as posting an encoded message on public channels. I don't really care about this rule. Just don't be a fool.
4. All in-game communications should be kept within the thread. YOU MAY NOT COPY PASTE ANY NON THREAD CHATS IN THE THREAD. USE YOUR HEAD.
5. The Jamie Rule. Don't dead post. But if you do, make it funny and not game breaking. I'll still haunt you down and make you eat bacon.
6. This is a catch-all rule intended to preserve the spirit of the game. If you are considering saying or doing something that may be against the spirit of the game, message the GM about it before saying/doing it and the GM will let you know whether it is allowed or not. DO NOT USE OUT OF GAME REASONS TO READ PEOPLE. But you'll do it anyway.
To clarify further: Players may not copy and paste any game related Mechanics. Players may not doctor, and create fake game related mechanics. Players may not share personal correspondence between GM to player under any circumstances. The GM will not confirm any claims, or adjudicate based upon anything that could easily be sorted out through questioning and evidentiary circumstance.
7. Don't try to lose. Lynching yourself can be part of the game. Claiming to be scum can be part of the game. Just don't be an idiot.
8. If someone wishes to concede defeat, they must PM the GM, or post in their relevant QT thread for the GM to check it over. Public concessions are not permitted.
PENALTIES
You'll be banished to the pit of misery.
ROLE ACTIONS
If you are a Power Role or otherwise have any actions to take, please PM your action the GM on discord only, the webdip pm system is terrible. Night and Day actions will be processed at the end of the night or instantly and can be changed up to that point. Shots can be scheduled too. Mafia's night kill will be voted on in the mafia QuickTopic thread in discord.
MISCELLANEOUS NOTES
SPAM
Is fun. And tasty meat. Try it. It's a treat.
PLAYER SILENCES:
Don't mute players. Don't threaten to mute players.
FORUM SILENCES:
If you get forum silenced during the game you will be modkilled.
REPLACEMENTS
A player wishing to drop out may be replaced at the GM's discretion.
TURN DURATION
This game’s Day phases will last 48 hours and Night phases will last 24 hours, unless cut short by in-game mechanics (e.g., hammer). Extensions may be granted at the GM’s discretion, but don’t count on it. Phase shifts will be at 10pm CENTRAL.
VOTING
There are three types of voting within this game: collective voting to execute perceived Mafia in Day phases, collective voting to end a Day or Night phase, and Mafia voting to kill town members in Night phases.
“Lynch” vote: The first level of voting is for whom you intend to kill. Notate this vote with a pair of hash symbols before your intended vote target. (e.g., ##VOTE dinglehopper) You do not need to spell out your intended target's username fully; as long as the GM can understand who you're referencing. In the event of a tie during an execution vote, no one shall be killed.
PLEASE NOTE: If you do not use double hashtags your vote will not be counted, for reasons of fairness but also because it is unlikely the GM will see your vote using the CTRL+F feature and this rule thus prevents vote miscounts.
Must Vote: At the end of the Day phase, all participating players must have their vote on a candidate. You may ##VOTE and then ##UNVOTE if you change your mind as the Day progresses, however you may not end the phase with an ##UNVOTE in place. Anyone violating this rule will be modkilled unless there are very extenuating circumstances. Ending the day with a vote on “No Lynch” is permitted.
Hammer Vote: The second level of voting is whether or not to employ the hammer mechanic. By default, days are set to 48 hours long, and nights to 24 hours long; however, players may instead elect to activate the hammer mechanic. Notate this vote with a pair of hashes before the word end. (EX: ##END). The day will end as soon as a majority of players are voting to endhammer the same player. If you are not able to vote before the hammer is dropped, you will not be penalized for failing to vote during that day. Night phases may not normally be hammered - any exception to this will be announced by the GM.
Mafia Vote: The third level of voting refers to Mafia members choosing their NK (nightkill) target during Night phases. The mafia members will use their separate QuickTopic thread to discuss this. Please make your votes in bold, like so: kill Balthasar (< b > kill Balthasar< / b >). Mafia NK will be decided by majority vote. In the event of a tie, the oldest vote will break the tie. The oldest vote determines which member of the Mafia team actually performs the kill.
GM TEAM
This game’s GM is brainbomb and PM me on discord @ brainboogaloo#0978 with any questions or concerns and i'll get back to you as soon as possible.
Special rules: I will not answer any GM call about the setup publicly.
**********The setup is closed. *********
****(PM me with any questions).****
<><><><><><><><><><>
There are no millers, the mafia can chat at all times, there is no roleblock, there is a factional kill each night, the mafia have a list of fake claimable flavour names. You may claim roles, flavours, and specifics of your role if you wish; so long as your pm is not restricted, you can make things up too. Some roles may not want to claim, some roles may die if they claim. It is counter to both sides wincons to be forced to claim. If the mafia is defeated the game is not necessarily over. If someone dies their flavour is revealed, their alignment is revealed, their role is not.
<><><><><><><><><><>
That is all I can say.
Do not ask anything in game about the above.
<><><><><><><><><><><>
ACT 1 SCENE 1
(In Los Angeles California, at a film production studio, seated around a table are multiple writers and film directors)
Big Wig Executive: Guys, movies are fucking crap these days. We need something fresh, sexy, exciting. We wanna grab audiences harder. Were getting destroyed by these shitty reboots, and never ending marvel films. I've asked you here, to help save the entertainment industry. Give me your best ideas…
(Awkward pause)
Quentin Tarantino: Yeaaa man, we need like some bombs and guns, lets do a thought piece about like, oh my god, like lets do a bloodbath film about live action smurfs in an existentialist mindfuck man. And Chipotle, spicy explosive burritos that kill Nazis.
Guillermo Del Toro: (Interrupting)
Yea.. thats shit. Let’s do a movie about the mafia, and each night they kill people, but all of them are having sexual relations with fish creatures…
Big wig executive: Jesus christ no. No. NO. This is horrid. The mafia thing is ok, so lets do a mobster film... but the rest is just… horrid.. ok.. fine you, stop…
Yes you..
Stop raising your hand.
what's your idea..
Steven Spielberg: Okay.. its 1944, the Allies have just landed. They gather a small team that has to go find one guy but the mafia is trying to take over the-
George RR Martin: Oh stop. This has all already been done. We need something new…I have an idea… that is 600 years in the making. It's not even gonna be ready till 2200, but.. we can do a mini series? First… I am starving.
(Pulls out a giant steel bowl full of mashed potatoes)
I brought you all some of my famous Mashed Potatoes and Ham. I call it my Hamlet Mash. Its a recipe I wrote for this film. It calls for 8 pounds of mash, oregano, butter, scallops, ham, macaroni, and whipping cream.
Big Wig Executive: Okay.. please tell me there's a point to this. I've got a 4 O'clock with Ridley Scott and personally i'd rather do another Aliens than the rest of the shit you're all suggesting.
George RR Martin: It's a reboot of Shakespeare, that combines all shakespeare stories into one big alchemical thrill ride.
Quentin Tarantino: Woahhh man, but like, oh my god man, like.. can I help? And like what? I want guns and stuff. And Nazi Slavers, and tons of AK47s.
George RR Martin: I have been working on this project for 27 years.
Big Wig Executive: WOW, how far along are you? This is interesting.
George RR Martin: I have the name of the film. And Nickelback has agreed to do the soundtrack.
Steven Spielberg: And?...
(15 minutes go by of George rifling through Arby's bags and a briefcase)
(He stops to eat a curly fry and wipe his greasy fingers off on his shirt)
George RR Martin: SHAKESPEARE MASH, A feast of Kings.
Chapter 1… (He clears his throat)
(Silence fills the room)
<><><><><><><><><>
Post yet not ye good sirs and madams, game hath not begun
GAME BEGINS TUESDAY NIGHT APR 2, AT 10PM. ROLES WILL GO OUT THEN.
Enjoy this music whilst ye wait.
https://youtu.be/_JQiEs32SqQ
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