Mini Mafia II: Shakespeare Mash Game Thread

[VashtaNeurotic]

Can we just get back to talking about how awesome I am?

No.

[ghug]

Seems Vash intends to meet positing requirements without actually talking about anything.

[Foxcastle]

Is there a night posting requirement?

[VashtaNeurotic]

Not that I am aware of Foxy.

[brainbomb]

George RR Martin: 6 hours remain in the night. Submit actions to me on discord if you havent. Night has no posting rules. Everyone met posting requirements as well.

Perhaps there is time to rewrite winds of winter again.

[Foxcastle]

Okay, well, I'll fight for why I'm pretty clearly town tomorrow then...

[dargorygel]

@bo
Does ezio's voting actions change your opinion of his scumminess?

[bozotheclown]

There is still not much to go on. bo_sox and Ezio are likely town. thamrick is probably town since he and yavuzovic voted for each other. I do not see any obvious reason to think reedeer or Vashta were bussing yavuzovic. From all the things Vecna is saying, he is probably town also. I don't know if Foxcastle being king makes him more or less likely to be town, but we should probably wait unit we have more information about the throne before considering lynching him. From those left, I think Durga and dargorygel look a little suspicious, with ghug and rdrivera neutral.

[brainbomb]

PLEASE HOLD PHASE HATH ENDETH

[brainbomb]

(It is nearly dawn, the room is silent. George RR Martin is asleep, snoring in the corner. Quentin Tarantino is shining a candle on the script and adding his own pages)


Suddenly it is 1944

Quentin Tarantino: Yea mann, yea. Now it's my turn. I’m about to make old bill shakespeare my baby back bitch.

<><><><><><><><><>
(Allied forces are seizing a small village in France. Bombs and explosions are going off everywhere. A nervous pair of feuding ex lovers is raging)

Enter OBERON (Samuel L Jackson), the King of Fairies, at one side of the room. and TITANIA, the Queen, at the other.

OBERON
Ill met by moonlight, proud Titania, the Sith are everywhere.

TITANIA
What, jealous Oberon, of Nazi Lizardmen?—Fairies, skip hence. I have forsworn their bed and company.

OBERON
Tarry, rash wanton. Am not I thy lord?! I am tired of these damn Nazi’s. I just need to get us doth the compound, flip thine breakers, avoid Raptor Nazi’s Cucks, and with haste take chopper on the roof of thy hospital.

TITANIA
Then I must be thy lady. But I know
When thou hast stolen away from Fairyland, And in the shape of Corin sat all day, Playing on pipes of corn and versing love To amorous Phillida. Why art thou here, Come from the farthest step of India?
But that, forsooth, the bouncing Amazon,
Your buskined mistress and your warrior love, To Theseus must be wedded, and you come. To give their bed joy and prosperity.

(The Nazis are swarming the property)

OBERON
How canst thou thus for shame, Titania,
Knowing I know thy love to Theseus? Glance at my credit with Hippolyta,
Didst thou not lead him through the glimmering night
From Perigouna, whom he ravishèd?
And make him with fair Ægles break his faith, With Ariadne and Antiopa?

(The two stare at the door shattering, the sounds of wood splintering and the Nazis are coming)

(Oberon picks up a flamethrower)

OBERON
How canst thou dare try to enter vile nazi dogs!
I have some fresh hot barbeque for you mother fuckers.

(The Nazis are burned alive trying to enter, but Oberon's flamethrower jams)

(Two Alien Mutant Nazi Officers enter carrying Gerbils and Lugers)

Nazi guy 1: Thou liest. Thou art a shaggeared villain. This is for Stalingrad!

(He shoots Titania)

OBERON
Noooooooooo!

(He kneels beside her as she's dying)

OBERON
Give me that boy, and I will go with thee. Can you produce children?

TITANIA
Now? Im freaking dying here.

(Clutching her hand)

TITANIA
Not for thy fairy kingdom. Fairies, away!
We shall chide downright, if I longer stay.

Exit TITANIA to the afterlife


Dargorygel has died he was Titania the Fairy Queen of the Town

[Durga]

##vote bo

[brainbomb]

Day 2 has begun

[rdrivera2005]

I was expecting a lot more action at EON, seems pretty vanilla.

@Durga - Why Bo? He looks towny and his claim seems believable.

[ghug]

His claim is already retractedish?

Rd is probably town.

[Durga]

He claimed and no townie is gonna recklessly claim if they're dying. He's got that list of fake claims and decided to use it.

[bo_sox48]

You think I care enough about this game to compile a list of fake claims for myself?

[Durga]

You think I care enough about this game to compile a list of fake claims for myself?

Nice try, pretty sure brain mentioned he gave a list of fake claims to scum

[ghug]

When Durga and I are both aware of a game mechanic, anyone who pretends they're not is probably lying.

[bo_sox48]

You're talking about me, ghug. I don't read setups. They rarely influence what I do.

Durga, mind showing me where?

[Ezio]

*crickets*
##vote Durga