M69: Trapped in the Chipotle R&D Lab [HIDDEN]

[BobMcBob]

I changed my mind, I think it would be advantageous for town to mass claim items, because I think we would have a high probability of catching the 3P before he gets his required items. However, I am confident that it would be impossible to get a consensus on this.

bozo continues to grow in self-awareness
the 3p does seem somewhat weak
although 3p would not be my main consideration when it comes to massclaiming

[Chaqa]

Belated Game Introduction:

EMC had been hired at the Chipotle R&D lab's art and innovation division several weeks prior, after a suggestive picture of a man holding a burrito to his groin came to their attention. The more outside-the-box thinkers in the viral marketing division say that "sexy burritos will be the next big TikTok thing." On paper, he was the model employee. They were imppressed. EMC was indeed the model employee, but not for Chipotle.

No, our intrepid young hero is the first disciple of Chaqa, the Chipotle Fanatic. In the previous weeks, the two of them had machinated EMC's hiring by Chipotle. Within a week, Chaqa was inside their network. However,his breakdown of the R&D lab's network allows another in - an agent of Qdoba! The cunning Qdoba researchers are able to extract some data from the network, and make a discovery - Chipotle's upcoming "guac is not extra" campaign.

Within minutes, a meeting has been called. A cartel forms, as three empires form an alliance: Moe's Southwestern Grill, Qdoba, and Taco Bell make a pact to infiltrate the Chipotle R&D lab, steal its secrets, and seize the market. The day is decided.

April 20th, 2022, Chipotle R&D Lab, [Location Redacted]

It is the end of the work day at the Chipotle R&D lab. In the east wing, EMC the Chipotleroticist is finishing up his "workday," as he calls it. As he is leaving, he overhears a faint murmur down the hall. Investigating, he peers into a room and sees a startling site: three people he doesn't recognize, deep within the lab. He goes to back up, and his foot bumps into a tiny toy Camaro haphazardly left on the floor. A quiet curse, followed by silence.

EMC runs for the alarm. "If nothing else," he thinks, "Chipotle must be protected. Chipotle is the master's precious." He presses the panic button on his keys, slams his hand into the lab's alarm system, and begins to run. As he is nearing the quarantine section, he slips. Footsteps fast approach. He gets up, running, not looking, smashing through glass and into a table. The chasers approach the broken glass, but pause. EMC looks down, and reads the label.

"No wonder they had outbreaks, it's just lying around.." he thinks as his consciousness fades into the back of his mind.

His body goes limp, then slowly regains composure. The chasers notice his eyes have changed - the man is not the same.

"What are you?" one asks.

The thing that was EMC picks up a label from the shattered glass around him, and holds it up. It reads:

"E.Coli"

WELCOME TO MAFIA 69!

DEADLINE MOVED 24H EARLIER

[BobMcBob]

why not me?

Ghug wagon is too big

but every early d1 wagon dies (the larger, the faster), so by voting ghug you will therefore expedite the failure of the ghug wagon to actually kill ghug.

everybody should know this already, but never take voting advice from bona
ever
honestly giving it to him is usually a bad idea too

[BobMcBob]

well im all caught up
i dont like snowy
too many questions
not enough good stuff
i have had a 100% success rate catching mafia with this in my last 2 games
##vote snowy

[Bonatogether]

there's healing, investigative, double vote, vote nullification, weird joat, three kinds of fruit vendor (none of which have fruit), challenging, strongarming, roleblock, a copier, watcher, tracker, commuter and more!
ill be referring to the document a lot

what is a fruit vendor and why are they in my mafia

well the fruit vendor gives people fruit, but the fruit is cheese
if you get cheese then you know you got cheese
then there's the mailman who also vends fruit, but the fruit is napkins, and he can write on them, but he only has 3
then theres the vegan who you would think has fruit but no they actually have tofu with which they vend instead

weird

[Bonatogether]

i shall join bona in +1ing every post in the thread
also love the flavour

FRIENDS

bobbo already failed at this

[Bonatogether]

sad

[Bonatogether]

Ghug wagon is too big

but every early d1 wagon dies (the larger, the faster), so by voting ghug you will therefore expedite the failure of the ghug wagon to actually kill ghug.

everybody should know this already, but never take voting advice from bona
ever
honestly giving it to him is usually a bad idea too

show me a case where my claim is wrong

[Bonatogether]

well im all caught up
i dont like snowy
too many questions
not enough good stuff
i have had a 100% success rate catching mafia with this in my last 2 games
##vote snowy

last time bobbo typed in fragments he was 3p

[BobMcBob]

well im all caught up
i dont like snowy
too many questions
not enough good stuff
i have had a 100% success rate catching mafia with this in my last 2 games
##vote snowy

last time bobbo typed in fragments he was 3p

actually i was town last time i did this, which was last game

[BobMcBob]

i shall join bona in +1ing every post in the thread
also love the flavour

FRIENDS

bobbo already failed at this

really?
i was sure i got all of them

[Bonatogether]

FRIENDS

bobbo already failed at this

really?
i was sure i got all of them

you hadn't done any when i made the post iirc

[Bonatogether]

well im all caught up
i dont like snowy
too many questions
not enough good stuff
i have had a 100% success rate catching mafia with this in my last 2 games
##vote snowy

last time bobbo typed in fragments he was 3p

actually i was town last time i did this, which was last game

last time i remember (ie, the only time that matters) you were 3p

[BobMcBob]

last time bobbo typed in fragments he was 3p

actually i was town last time i did this, which was last game

last time i remember (ie, the only time that matters) you were 3p

3p was the first game i enactd this hip and cool new style
done it ever since

[Bonatogether]

actually i was town last time i did this, which was last game

last time i remember (ie, the only time that matters) you were 3p

3p was the first game i enactd this hip and cool new style
done it ever since

idk if i like new bobbo

new bobbo is hard to read

[Chaqa]

M69 Day 1 Vote Count 1: Ripped From the Bot Edition

snowy801 (4): bozotheclown, lfischl, Macca573, BobmcBob
ghug (4): Kakarroto, Bonatogether, Maniac, Jamiet99uk
Vecna (2): snowy801, foodcoats
Jamiet99uk (1): ghug

The following players must vote: celaph, damo666, Hamilton Brian, rdrivera2005, Vecna, worcej.

The following players have not met the minimum vote count: celaph, damo666, foodcoats, Hamiton Brian, lfischl, Kakarroto, Maniac, rdrivera2005

[BobMcBob]

list of fully legit reads, this has never gotten me daykilled before
kakarroto is cool, can we keep him
bona is cool, and also has a decent chance of not being town, but still cool
snowy is not cool, don't like snowy
jamie is cool, in temper at least
bozo seems... like bozo
vecna will shortly proceed to be mad at me because this post is uncool
foodcoats is slightly cool
macca i need a little bit more time on, and more content from, seems very normal so far

[Bonatogether]

M69 Day 1 Vote Count 1: Ripped From the Bot Edition

snowy801 (4): bozotheclown, lfischl, Macca573, BobmcBob
ghug (4): Kakarroto, Bonatogether, Maniac, Jamiet99uk
Vecna (2): snowy801, foodcoats
Jamiet99uk (1): ghug

The following players must vote: celaph, damo666, Hamilton Brian, rdrivera2005, Vecna, worcej.

The following players have not met the minimum vote count: celaph, damo666, foodcoats, Hamiton Brian, lfischl, Kakarroto, Maniac, rdrivera2005

tied hype

[Bonatogether]

list of fully legit reads, this has never gotten me daykilled before
kakarroto is cool, can we keep him
bona is cool, and also has a decent chance of not being town, but still cool
snowy is not cool, don't like snowy
jamie is cool, in temper at least
bozo seems... like bozo
vecna will shortly proceed to be mad at me because this post is uncool
foodcoats is slightly cool
macca i need a little bit more time on, and more content from, seems very normal so far

like this list in principle aside from snowy

[BobMcBob]

real talk here, maccas openness to a massclaim bodes well-ish

bona is cool, but still a huge wildcard at this point
i like the tone, but that doesnt mean much

im also just really not vibing with snowy
seems a little too tense and asks too many questions without giving much content
i do have a natural inclination to dislike those kinds of players but still, dont like it

i appreciate jamies presence and tone, nothing more
do not have a read there