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ghug wrote: ↑

Sat Mar 06, 2021 2:03 am

The season drags on, and concerns about Durga continue to grow. Sure, she comes in in the clutch when she plays, but she's so rarely around, and it's a little suspicious how quickly she's recovering from all of her injuries.

Following a particularly brutal loss, celaph decides to confront her. He goes to her locker and finds a box inside labeled "A drug". Curious, he begins to open it, carefully peeling off the tape. It's at this moment that he hears a footstep behind him and turns to find her glaring at him.

"D- Durga, I uh, didn't see you there…"

"What the fuck are you doing in my locker?"

"Well, I, uh..."

"That's what I fucking thought."

"I came to give you a piece of my mind. I know you're the one that got poor Maniac traded to Cleveland so that you could start, and now you're not even playing. It's bullshit. And then I found this box in here, and it, well it looks like it could be drugs, Durga. You could get in a lot of trouble."

At this, Durga's demeanor changes. "What? I've never seen that before. Can I take a look?'

"No, I'm going to open it, and then I'm going to tell everyone what's inside."

"celaph, please… you'll ruin my career… I have a family to feed.

"And what you're doing doesn't ruin the careers of those of us who aren't cheating? That's rich. Unlike me, since I don't hit well enough."

Celaph finishes peeling off the tape. Inside is a Backstreet Boys CD.

"They just spelled my name wrong, you idiot." the blood flows back to her face. "You think I'd label my drugs 'A Drug'? Come the fuck on."

"But you do have drugs then?"

Durga pauses, unsure how to answer. She then grabs the CD case, crushes it with one hand, and swiftly slits celaph's throat with the sharpened plastic.

"I knew it!" celaph gurgles as he collapses. Durga looks to make her escape, but the rest of the team chooses an opportune moment to return to the locker room, and they ensure she meets the same fate as celaph.

Durga has died. She was SAMMY SOSA, a MAFIA GOON.

celaph has died. He was FRED MCGRIFF, a VANILLA TOWNIE.

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Jamiet99uk wrote: ↑

Sat Mar 06, 2021 2:16 am

So also, Bozo did bus Durga on both D1 and D2. I bet the Mafia QT exchanges between them were fun.

dargorygel wrote: ↑

Sat Mar 06, 2021 3:24 am

Rip celaph! Good game
And it was good to have you playing durga

I said my next scum was rdr. Still is. I think they set up the kgray vote to cause us to say, "rdr looks better voting with durga."

##vote rdrivera2005

Also, the big can claim. Probably will not be a counterclaim.

dargorygel wrote: ↑

Sat Mar 06, 2021 4:14 am

dargorygel wrote: ↑

Sat Mar 06, 2021 3:24 am

Rip celaph! Good game
And it was good to have you playing durga

I said my next scum was rdr. Still is. I think they set up the kgray vote to cause us to say, "rdr looks better voting with durga."

##vote rdrivera2005

Also, the big can claim. Probably will not be a counterclaim.

I suppose the vig can claim, too.

rdrivera2005 wrote: ↑

Sat Mar 06, 2021 2:30 am

Jamiet99uk wrote: ↑

Sat Mar 06, 2021 2:16 am

So also, Bozo did bus Durga on both D1 and D2. I bet the Mafia QT exchanges between them were fun.

I don't think more then 1 scum bussed Durga on D1, so Jamiet and lfishcl are likely town. Vecna also voted Durga on D2, but on D2 scum could have tought she was a lost case.
Anyway, I think it's either Dargo or Kgray.

##vote Dargo