M62: PEOPLE'S DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF REVOLUTIONARY MAFIA GAME THREAD!

[Jamiet99uk]

Little sad Durga isn't choosing to hang with us in her final moments. Unless she's not going to die :O

I've decided to assassinate myself.

[Durga]

Sorry work was super busy and now I am going out for dinner rip

[Durga]

Maybe they won't kill me.

[Jamiet99uk]

Sorry work was super busy and now I am going out for dinner rip

You're lucky to live in a place where you can do that. All the restaurants and pubs here are closed due to lockdown.

[Maniac]

I'll do my list later (assuming I survive the night)

But how am I so far down the combined list? I couldn't obvtown more if I tried.

Also @Bona - I didn't realise you're a young'un. I should be aware of the mix of players when making adult type 'jokes'. We strive to be inclusive, and I can do better.

[Maniac]

IN THE ABSENCE OF PRESIDENT EDEN _ NIGHT HAS ENDED> PLEASE HOLD

[Durga]

Sorry work was super busy and now I am going out for dinner rip

You're lucky to live in a place where you can do that. All the restaurants and pubs here are closed due to lockdown.

Yeah, we're doing pretty well in my city thankfully. Still need to be careful tho

[President Eden]

IN THE ABSENCE OF PRESIDENT EDEN _ NIGHT HAS ENDED> PLEASE HOLD

WHAT HE SAID, MORTALS.

[dargorygel]

Darg... returning unexpectedly from a day of Birthday Celebrations... quickly does a tap dance and comedy routine (they are the same, actually) to entertain the room while waiting.

[dargorygel]

... puff puff wheeze wheeze SUDDEN amazing move...
(not much applause... tough room!)

[President Eden]

Durga sets the hammer down, having boarded all her windows and the door up tight. “They’re NOT going to get me tonight,” she says defiantly. “No way. They’d have to blow the whole building up to get to me.”

“Deal,” mutters a voice outside the boarded window.

“What?!”

A loud explosion tears through the building. The roof caves in on Durga. The Republic’s first responders rush to the scene.

“Damn, this is bad,” says one of the guards. “The rubble crushed her. There’s no way she’s going to make it.”

“I’m… not… dead… yet…” Durga struggles to speak.

“She’s beyond help in this life,” says an old man in robes, “but perhaps I can help her prepare for the next.”

The workers move her to the makeshift remnants of her bed, and the old man begins to speak gently to her.

“We’d better leave them be,” says another guard. The two leave the room.


Meanwhile, on the other side of town. . .


e.m.c^42 walks through the alley. He just penned his magnum opus, and wanted to get inspiration.

The alley is normally safe and sound, but emc doesn’t notice that the guards who were usually at their stations were gone.

So lost in thought, in fact, was he, that he didn’t even hear the silenced pistol fire. The shot was clean through the back of his head; he never knew he died.


DURGA is ON HER DEATHBED!
E.M.C^42 has DIED. He was a TOWNIE of the PEOPLE’S DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC.

You have roughly 48 hours to select a daykill. All players may post in the main thread now.

[Durga]

OmG king or queen shit!!! They didn't even role block me lol

[ghug]

OmG king or queen shit!!! They didn't even role block me lol

Lmfao really?


##CALLGM Which kill was the assassination?

[aarodactyl]

Durga sets the hammer down, having boarded all her windows and the door up tight. “They’re NOT going to get me tonight,” she says defiantly. “No way. They’d have to blow the whole building up to get to me.”

“Deal,” mutters a voice outside the boarded window.

“What?!”

A loud explosion tears through the building. The roof caves in on Durga. The Republic’s first responders rush to the scene.

“Damn, this is bad,” says one of the guards. “The rubble crushed her. There’s no way she’s going to make it.”

“I’m… not… dead… yet…” Durga struggles to speak.

“She’s beyond help in this life,” says an old man in robes, “but perhaps I can help her prepare for the next.”

The workers move her to the makeshift remnants of her bed, and the old man begins to speak gently to her.

“We’d better leave them be,” says another guard. The two leave the room.


Meanwhile, on the other side of town. . .


e.m.c^42 walks through the alley. He just penned his magnum opus, and wanted to get inspiration.

The alley is normally safe and sound, but emc doesn’t notice that the guards who were usually at their stations were gone.

So lost in thought, in fact, was he, that he didn’t even hear the silenced pistol fire. The shot was clean through the back of his head; he never knew he died.


DURGA is ON HER DEATHBED!
E.M.C^42 has DIED. He was a TOWNIE of the PEOPLE’S DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC.

You have roughly 48 hours to select a daykill. All players may post in the main thread now.

Just to clarify, Durga was assassinated right? The setup said it would be stated in the reveal.

[Yoyoyozo]

Happy birthday Darg!

[aarodactyl]

OmG king or queen shit!!! They didn't even role block me lol

Huh. This is strange to me. It makes me think they don’t have a roleblocker

[ghug]

Looks like you die at EoD, so there's no reason to at least tell us something now (who you tracked, what sort of thing you saw). Leaving something unknown allows for fun reactions.

I feel like no rb makes HR, Flum, bozo all look good. Really though there aren't enough dumb people alive to be the whole scumteam at this point. Maybe they had a read on the priest?

[ghug]

OmG king or queen shit!!! They didn't even role block me lol

Huh. This is strange to me. It makes me think they don’t have a roleblocker

Oh lol that didn't even occur to me.

[ghug]

Happy birthday Darg!

Maybe Yoyo's scum.

[ghug]

There are like eight of you online. Somebody talk to me. I'm so lonely.