Forum Public Press Game Thread

[Minister of Silly Walks]

Sorry for the miss, will not happen again.

Oh? Stick around for some press, won'tcha

I read everything and i will answer if i'm addressed, but since i'm pretty new to this game, i figured i should let some of the experienced players do my press for me. Till now it works out very well. :p

Can you point out the specific person doing press for you?

[Claesar]

Well that's not me though, i have saved and readied.

That can only be true if another person missed the deadline too..

[TheFlyingBoat]

Now that Claesar claimed France - I wonder, what was your motive in trying so hard to make Gal empty from the start? Does an A/R alliance benefit France in any way? Or were you keeping up your smokescreen?

Austria, Italy has tried to stab you by getting you to take the 50/50 despite me claiming to want to protect both Rum and Sev for multiple posts. I think an A/R would suit you much better, and I would move out of Galicia once the circumstances are right.

Germany, could you let me in Sweden? Clearly France is hostile and England isn't your best of friends. A Russian Sweden would be optimal for you

I don't want to reject Italian help just yet - at this stage, at least, this will bring more benefit than harm - but I am sure looking forward to cooperating with you, especially once you vacate Galicia
-with due respect, Kaiser und Konig.

Awesome. If you could send Greece to Aegean and align your armies as necessary following that that would be great.

[The Minister of Silly Walks]

Awesome. If you could send Greece to Aegean and align your armies as necessary following that that would be great.

Austria, do you really trust Italy asking you to vacate Greece while they have a fleet right there ready to take it? At least I was being blunt with you when I said that I would need Greece before we had any negotiations. At this point Italy has two options: Conquer you, or risk war with Claesar in France. The only way you will be able to beat Italy is if you team up with me now. Otherwise, Italy will get you first.

Sincerely,
The Sultan

[Minister of Silly Walks]

At this point Italy has two options: Conquer you, or risk war with Claesar in France. The only way you will be able to beat Italy is if you team up with me now. Otherwise, Italy will get you first.

Sincerely,
The Sultan

We already established that Claesar is more Italy than France, so I don't think fighting themselves is an option for Italy
I, with all respect, find the DMZ proclamation null and void, given that the way it was composed it could not be expected to be followed by most or any countries, and seeing what happened to Russia so far I doubt anyone would enforce it

- with due respect, k.u.k. Minister of Silly Walks.

[Minister of Silly Walks]

In relation to recent moves:
Any cooperation with Russia at this point is La Marche Encore Plus Futile. If Turkey wants to work with me, I want a good proof of their hostility to Russia first.

- with due respect, Kaiser und Konig.

[goldfinger0303]

Please, make the bad plays stop. What did we do to deserve this? Who did we, the comedy crowd, hurt? What can we do to make it stop?

France: Why did you leave Spain?
England: Why are you in Belgium??
Turkey: Are you still breathing???
Russia: ??????

The somewhat decent plays have all come from G, I, and A. Please central powers, reward the crowd with something compelling.

[The Minister of Silly Walks]

In relation to recent moves:
Any cooperation with Russia at this point is La Marche Encore Plus Futile. If Turkey wants to work with me, I want a good proof of their hostility to Russia first.

- with due respect, Kaiser und Konig.

You must understand that my cooperation with Russia is only defensiveness. They are a natural enemy in the Black Sea and Caucasus. However, If I do not cooperate with them now, then I will fall to you and the Italians. I will not be ceasing my cooperation with Russia before seeing a cessation of aggressions from you. Therefore, as I said earlier, I will not work with you until you give me Greece. I still believe that this is your best option though, as the Italians seem ready to stab you at a moment’s notice. If you do not heed my advice, then I will conduct further talks with the Russians. I’m sure that we can get over our differences.

Sincerely,
The Sultan

[e.m.c^42]

The fuck is France doing lol, what are we darlin'

French-English relations, English-German relations - c'mon guys, talk to me.

[e.m.c^42]

I have no idea who I'm hostile or who I'm friendly to anymore.

[e.m.c^42]

Please, make the bad plays stop. What did we do to deserve this? Who did we, the comedy crowd, hurt? What can we do to make it stop?

France: Why did you leave Spain?
England: Why are you in Belgium??
Turkey: Are you still breathing???
Russia: ??????

The somewhat decent plays have all come from G, I, and A. Please central powers, reward the crowd with something compelling.

I think this is gonna be by invite next time lmao

[e.m.c^42]

Alright, until France or Germany speaks up I'm vacating to Turkey.

[Squigs44]

Alright, until France or Germany speaks up I'm vacating to Turkey.

Wait come back. France is being an idiot so I'm more inclined to hear you now. What's your proposition?

[e.m.c^42]

This Turk says to Russia;

My dear! You are so comforting, above my and lavender, encompassing me in your bosom close units.

As it appears that the Lepanto is still ongoing, would you like to work with me as well? The Russian-German relations are going well, so it definitely would not quite be a bad thing should we make this a central-eastern alliance, compared to how current events are.

With how units are positioned currently, if I fall the spoils will surely benefit the dastardly pasta eater and the red friend, which would be not only terrible for me but you as well. Let me know what you think, eh?

[TheFlyingBoat]

Please, make the bad plays stop. What did we do to deserve this? Who did we, the comedy crowd, hurt? What can we do to make it stop?

France: Why did you leave Spain?
England: Why are you in Belgium??
Turkey: Are you still breathing???
Russia: ??????

The somewhat decent plays have all come from G, I, and A. Please central powers, reward the crowd with something compelling.

France knows Portugal isn't a real supply center anymore. Big brain 4D chess strat.

[Squigs44]

Please, make the bad plays stop. What did we do to deserve this? Who did we, the comedy crowd, hurt? What can we do to make it stop?

France: Why did you leave Spain?
England: Why are you in Belgium??
Turkey: Are you still breathing???
Russia: ??????

The somewhat decent plays have all come from G, I, and A. Please central powers, reward the crowd with something compelling.

Thank you gold. While I recognize my moves haven't been extraordinary in any way, decent is a step up from noob. Remind me who you are posing as if anyone and what you suggest Germany does to work with the central powers?

[The Minister of Silly Walks]

I see that there are now two Turkeys. I hope everyone will continue negotiating with me, the first Turkey.

Sincerely,
The Sultan

[Squigs44]

Alright, until France or Germany speaks up I'm vacating to Turkey.

Wait come back. France is being an idiot so I'm more inclined to hear you now. What's your proposition?

Actually emc, I've reached a conclusion. England has no positioning to attack France. Your best bet is to move to Sweden and hope that I misorder Denmark to support you in. Also, vacate Belgium and retake North Sea. You really can't afford to lose North Sea. Then work on regaining EC, or at least get an army onto the mainland. A fleet in Belgium can't support me. At least an army could. Once England has an attackable position on France, then I will listen to them.

As for France, use your two fleets wisely. North Sea would be awfully nice for you to have, as it renders England almost entirely exposed

[e.m.c^42]

Alright, until France or Germany speaks up I'm vacating to Turkey.

Wait come back. France is being an idiot so I'm more inclined to hear you now. What's your proposition?

You doing press for Germany yeah? Quite likely your tactics are better than mine in that case lol

Since you're friendly and working with Russia; Denmark supports Norway to North Sea, Wales covers London, Liverpool to Irish Sea or Wales and I'll build an army at Edinburgh to convoy to a nice, Iberian vacation? I'll see if I can get to MAO (with the way France has been ordering, maybe lol), and retake English Channel. Open to swapping Belgium for something depending on how things go.

I would have suggested Belgium supporting you into Burgundy but tis a fleet, alas.

[e.m.c^42]

Your best bet is to move to Sweden and hope that I misorder Denmark to support you in

;p