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kingofthepirates wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:32 pm

Pengwinja wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:25 pm

Wattsthematter wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:16 pm

Kirby’s enrage buff is activated when Home Depot does not honor the coupon upon his attempt to purchase a table saw and 50 foot spool of copper wire

I think you are going to regret trying to tell Kirby what they can or will do.

Pengwinja is correct. As the avatar of Kirby, the emissary of the pink blob, swallower of worlds, consumer of gods, and lover of food and discounts, I have become an Avatar of Wrath (0-2-5). Beware, punny servant of electricity! You have incurred the unending and infinite wrath of a pink blob with an insatiable appetite!

I think you should change the Avatar of Wrath (0-2-5) into a Superstorm (5-2-0), because there are no bloons on screen, Avatar of Wrath (0-2-5) doesn’t get his buff.

kingofthepirates wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:33 pm

Pengwinja wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:30 pm

kingofthepirates wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:21 pm

I fianchetto a pop tart, and pet a cat.

I saw fianchetto, and then i realized that this used to be chess.

These are 2 actual moves from the legendary r/anarchychess game!

I also can’t get to Reddit after… the incident.

Pengwinja wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:37 pm

kingofthepirates wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:32 pm

Pengwinja wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:25 pm

I think you are going to regret trying to tell Kirby what they can or will do.

Pengwinja is correct. As the avatar of Kirby, the emissary of the pink blob, swallower of worlds, consumer of gods, and lover of food and discounts, I have become an Avatar of Wrath (0-2-5). Beware, punny servant of electricity! You have incurred the unending and infinite wrath of a pink blob with an insatiable appetite!

I think you should change the Avatar of Wrath (0-2-5) into a Superstorm (5-2-0), because there are no bloons on screen, Avatar of Wrath (0-2-5) doesn’t get his buff.

I would've just made banana farm

Wattsthematter wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:41 pm

Pengwinja wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:37 pm

kingofthepirates wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:32 pm

Pengwinja is correct. As the avatar of Kirby, the emissary of the pink blob, swallower of worlds, consumer of gods, and lover of food and discounts, I have become an Avatar of Wrath (0-2-5). Beware, punny servant of electricity! You have incurred the unending and infinite wrath of a pink blob with an insatiable appetite!

I think you should change the Avatar of Wrath (0-2-5) into a Superstorm (5-2-0), because there are no bloons on screen, Avatar of Wrath (0-2-5) doesn’t get his buff.

I would've just made banana farm

Don’t need to. Already used 6^9 cash drops, so i have $25194240000.

Pengwinja wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:45 pm

Wattsthematter wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:41 pm

Pengwinja wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:37 pm

I think you should change the Avatar of Wrath (0-2-5) into a Superstorm (5-2-0), because there are no bloons on screen, Avatar of Wrath (0-2-5) doesn’t get his buff.

I would've just made banana farm

Don’t need to. Already used 6^9 cash drops, so i have $25194240000.

I use the power of American Healthcare costs to siphon away 90% of that because you didn't have insurance

I use a manufacturer coupon to deduct $2 from the amount removed

DrFidelis wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 20, 2024 4:55 pm

Pengwinja wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:45 pm

Wattsthematter wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:41 pm

I would've just made banana farm

Don’t need to. Already used 6^9 cash drops, so i have $25194240000.

I use the power of American Healthcare costs to siphon away 90% of that because you didn't have insurance

Not American. Im moonian, so it only siphoned 20%

Wattsthematter wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 20, 2024 5:07 pm

I use a manufacturer coupon to deduct $2 from the amount removed

I give Wattsthematter the power to contol everything that may be found in a Home Depot

NVM, because I am not American, the Americans decide that I need liberation, and take all my moon oil.

NVM, because I am not American (moonian), the Americans decide that I need liberation, and take all my moon oil.

I throw a piece of granite at wattsthematter. Granite contains small amounts of uranium and thorium, usually not enough to cause significant harm. However, due to the banana/medical malpractice combo being in effect radioactive elements decay much quicker, and therefore wattsthematter now has radiation sickness. Also, I am wearing a hazmat suit.

I give Diplomacy&Warfare absurd amounts of chemicals to use for chemical warfare.

Pengwinja wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 20, 2024 10:04 pm

I give Diplomacy&Warfare absurd amounts of chemicals to use for chemical warfare.

Thank you. Here's a hazmat suit with attached air filtration equipment. You might want to put it on soon.

Diplomacy&Warfare wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 20, 2024 11:05 pm

Pengwinja wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 20, 2024 10:04 pm

I give Diplomacy&Warfare absurd amounts of chemicals to use for chemical warfare.

Thank you. Here's a hazmat suit with attached air filtration equipment. You might want to put it on soon.

By the geneva protocol, chemical warfare is ILLEGAL. Also, I have received word that you have not paid taxes, and the IRS is coming. don't mess with them. not even The Joker messes with the IRS.

kingofthepirates wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 20, 2024 11:24 pm

Diplomacy&Warfare wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 20, 2024 11:05 pm

Pengwinja wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 20, 2024 10:04 pm

I give Diplomacy&Warfare absurd amounts of chemicals to use for chemical warfare.

Thank you. Here's a hazmat suit with attached air filtration equipment. You might want to put it on soon.

By the geneva protocol, chemical warfare is ILLEGAL. Also, I have received word that you have not paid taxes, and the IRS is coming. don't mess with them. not even The Joker messes with the IRS.

Geneva Protocol? Geneva Protocol? Someone just launched a nuke!
Also, I have received word that you have not paid taxes either. The IRS is coming. Don't mess with them. Not even The Joker messes with the IRS.

To quote Emperor Palpatine:

"I am the IRS."

(Minor modification for accuracy made.)

As the IRS, I place a meager 10% tax on Pengwinja's cash drops, with an extra 90% tax added due to the discovery of oil. I also collect $1.85 in tax revenue off of the $2 Home Depot coupon. I fine Diplomacy&Warfare, in conjunction with the FDA and EPA, for damages incurred due to chemical and radioactive warfare. The banana farm is audited, and found guilty of tax evasion, so every banana is now taxed at 200% sale price.

Oh, and I declare the moon to be an American asset. It has our flag on it, after all.

CaptainFritz28 wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 20, 2024 11:42 pm

Oh, and I declare the moon to be an American asset. It has our flag on it, after all.

I cast meteor swarm on the moon, obliterating all flags on it. now it belongs to no one, and is slowly drifting ever further away

kingofthepirates wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 20, 2024 11:45 pm

CaptainFritz28 wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 20, 2024 11:42 pm

Oh, and I declare the moon to be an American asset. It has our flag on it, after all.

I cast meteor swarm on the moon, obliterating all flags on it. now it belongs to no one, and is slowly drifting ever further away

This is a man. This is a man who knows that moons are not country property. I make 134^6 Kirbi to show my appreciation. Also, as an IRS agent, I can confirm I am also guilty of tax fraud, so I will let you guys off the hook for now. Besides, I am floating away from the board on my moon. I won’t post until it floats back due to gravity. I won’t post an action until page 11.

As an IRS agent, I can confirm that neither of you are IRS agents.