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I recently purchased a man destroyer after having to go through very intense background checks, drug tests, psychological evaluations, and a review of my past criminal history; as well as an oversight comittee was assigned to review my social media accounts where they asked me about questionable things ive said over the years.

After approving me to use this man destroyer; I assume now that since it was so hard to obtain this massive gun that could take out a herd of bison; that this will also count as my valid ID. I hope so because I spent so much money on the man destroyer weapon of mass killing that I lack the money to actually go renew my drivers liscense and my state requires me to have a liscense to vote just not to buy a man destroying weapon that can kill hundreds of communist bison at once.

Will they count the gun as my ID?

Im just glad that my right to vote is not protected by the constitution - that I need an ID or my vote might be fraud. We wouldnt that.

but my right to take up arms against hate filled anti american communist bison is protected and I dont need an Id to defend my country just a way to get to my local gun show.

brainbomb wrote: ↑

Sun Apr 28, 2024 2:46 pm

I recently purchased a man destroyer after having to go through very intense background checks, drug tests, psychological evaluations, and a review of my past criminal history; as well as an oversight comittee was assigned to review my social media accounts where they asked me about questionable things ive said over the years.

Typical woke sexism. Why are you only allowed to shoot men with it? You should be able to gun down people of all genders, as is your right as an American.

I live for the brainbomb random forum post, strictly going off headlines, I feel as if Jesus being a socialist and this one are both top 3

brainbomb wrote: ↑

Sun Apr 28, 2024 2:49 pm

but my right to take up arms against hate filled anti american communist bison is protected and I dont need an Id to defend my country just a way to get to my local gun show.

Keep it down, man. The commie bison scum are always watching...

No.

Yes. Especially when the DNA/fingerprint/eyecanner methods of proving Gun Ownership (purposeful Caps) become common. Only you can operate and own this weapon (and prevent forest fires).

What I've learned from Westerns is that pulling your duster back to reveal your holstered gun(s) and smirking meaningfully ought to suffice for most situations.