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funny joke
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2023 12:55 am
by bakedcheese38
Re: funny joke
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2023 1:59 am
by JustAGuyNamedWill
“Doctor I broke my arm in two places!”
“Don’t go to those places then”
Re: funny joke
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2023 7:41 am
by learnedSloth
The writing system based on a small set of independent graphemes made typewriters possible.
Re: funny joke
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2023 10:45 pm
by Jamiet99uk
What's red and hurts your teeth?
A brick!
Re: funny joke
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2023 10:48 pm
by BrianBaru
A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students.
Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "OK. Involuntary muscle contractions. Do you know what you’re a$$hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"
She replied, "He's probably golfing with his buddies."
Re: funny joke
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2023 12:47 pm
by Jamiet99uk
My dentist offered me dentures for only a dollar. It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now I have buck teeth.
Re: funny joke
Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2023 9:45 am
by Octavious
Wow, Jamie, that last joke damn near killed the thread.
Sadly all the best jokes are ruled out by forum guidelines, so we're reduced to schoolyard classics
Why do elephants paint their balls red?
So they can hide in cherry trees
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A giraffe eating cherries
Re: funny joke
Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2023 8:56 pm
by Hanging Rook
Question to Radio Yerevan: Would it have been possible that Nikita Chrustschow instead of J.F. Kennedy was shot in 1963?
- In principle yes, but we doubt Onasis would have married the widow.
Re: funny joke
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2023 8:45 am
by florencepugh
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Re: funny joke
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2023 2:33 pm
by learnedSloth
florencepugh wrote: ↑Fri Dec 01, 2023 8:45 am
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
This is actually a sound joke. Now it is preserved even if the bot gets deleted some day.