It's gay to walk fast

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It's gay to walk fast

#1 Post by Fluminator » Sat Jun 11, 2022 12:39 am

I've been learning a lot about gay culture from reliable gays deep in the culture and I've been learning a lot about straight culture and gay culture.

For example, it is gay to walk fast and straight to walk slow.
So keep this in mind the next time you're walking somewhere. As I learn more I will update this thread.
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Re: It's gay to walk fast

#2 Post by Gwyn » Sat Jun 11, 2022 12:58 am

... what the fuck?
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Re: It's gay to walk fast

#3 Post by flash2015 » Sat Jun 11, 2022 2:45 am

What about jogging? If that is not gay, what about if I walk fast and break into a jog occasionally?

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Re: It's gay to walk fast

#4 Post by A_Tin_Can » Sat Jun 11, 2022 5:49 am

If it's gay to walk fast, then I don't want to be straight
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Re: It's gay to walk fast

#5 Post by Octavious » Sat Jun 11, 2022 8:47 am

What Fluminator appears to have been observing is that, when approaching a group of reliable gays, they invariably move with remarkable speed in the opposite direction. I have no reason to doubt the accuracy of this observation, but suggest perhaps that there is value in adding various control groups to the experiment. Young women, people who owe you money, couples you got on really well with when you sat at the breakfast table next to them on holiday, etc etc
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Re: Fluminator made a weird post about gay people

#6 Post by Jamiet99uk » Sat Jun 11, 2022 4:20 pm

Fluminator wrote:
Sat Jun 11, 2022 12:39 am
reliable gays deep in the culture
Are these gays independently certified by a reputable assessment bureau?
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Re: It's gay to walk fast

#7 Post by PRINCE WILLIAM » Sat Jun 11, 2022 6:18 pm

Ι walk neither fast nor slow, what that makes me? And if I walk accordingly to time pressure is that mean a constant change in sexual orientation? And the last question, being at an age that sex is not a thing anymore walking fast or slow loses the meaning we are considering in this topic?

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Re: Fluminator made a weird post about gay people

#8 Post by flash2015 » Sat Jun 11, 2022 9:11 pm

Jamiet99uk wrote:
Sat Jun 11, 2022 4:20 pm
Fluminator wrote:
Sat Jun 11, 2022 12:39 am
reliable gays deep in the culture
Are these gays independently certified by a reputable assessment bureau?
I think these reputable assessment bureaus must be only in the UK?

If they are in the US, they don't have very high standards. Allegedly 30% of millenials identify as LGBTQ and almost 40% of Gen Z. I am assuming the LGB would be the majority of this: https://www.newsweek.com/nearly-40-perc ... ws-1641085

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Re: Fluminator made a weird post about gay people

#9 Post by Jamiet99uk » Sat Jun 11, 2022 9:35 pm

I'm just surprised that anyone reliable would knowingly associate with Fluminator, given his reputation.
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Re: It's gay to walk fast

#10 Post by Fluminator » Sun Jun 12, 2022 4:43 am

I've learned something knew.
Apparently it's gay culture to wipe your bum and that straight men don't wipe their bum because it's gay.

https://thegaystraighttalker.com/2021/0 ... s-not-gay/

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Re: It's gay to walk fast

#11 Post by Fluminator » Sun Jun 12, 2022 4:44 am

There are a surprising amount of articles on this

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Re: It's gay to walk fast

#12 Post by Jamiet99uk » Sun Jun 12, 2022 11:45 am

Fluminator wrote:
Sun Jun 12, 2022 4:43 am
I've learned something knew.
Apparently it's gay culture to wipe your bum and that straight men don't wipe their bum because it's gay.

https://thegaystraighttalker.com/2021/0 ... s-not-gay/
This cannot be real.

I have never heard such absolute nonsense.

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Re: It's gay to walk fast

#13 Post by Jamiet99uk » Sun Jun 12, 2022 11:47 am

No, wait, I can believe this - because a lot of straight white men are fucking disgusting.
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Re: It's gay to walk fast

#14 Post by Octavious » Sun Jun 12, 2022 12:42 pm

I've heard that lots of unreliable gays are known to regularly engage in breathing, clearly suggesting that gayness is an airborne affliction. A follow-up study on the issue discovered that gay men who have refrained from breathing for over a week week rarely express interest in sexual activity or desire. Anyone worried about catching gayness simply needs to hold their breath and they will experience perfect immunity.
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Re: It's gay to walk fast

#15 Post by acamer4 » Sun Jun 12, 2022 10:12 pm

The first two posts were internet perfection that I will screenshot and save and come across every few years from now on and either warmly smile in memory of having witnessed or be totally confused by.

I have no idea why this became a longer discussion.
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Re: It's gay to walk fast

#16 Post by Doom427 » Mon Jun 13, 2022 5:40 pm

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Re: It's gay to walk fast

#17 Post by Fluminator » Mon Jun 13, 2022 9:34 pm

I've been informed this troll thread has crossed a line, so in probably one of my only genuine posts I'll make in this forum, I apologize. I'm sorry to anyone in the LGBT community who I hurt.

(I promise this post isn't a continuation of a bit). Mods can lock this one please.
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