Scholars now believe the Civil War never happened

[brainbomb]

According to a new story on bbc today. Scholars believe that future confederates used time travel to go back in time and create the civil war. Stephen Hawking wrote: "Time travel is only possible in the future in rural mississippi. Chemicals contained in busch light may posess the ability to allow a confederate soldier to at will jump back in time and inform South Carolina that secession is a good idea."

[JECE]

Holy shit, brainbomb. How have you made over 14,000 posts in less than 4 years?

[MajorMitchell]

It's the secret to Beloved Dipbro Brainbomb's 3,300+ likes, such karmic goodwill is exceptional. Good to see JECE is still circulating and posting.

[Kakarroto]

It has much to do with playing mafia.

It is worth mentioning, that you can't +1 any posts in mafia games (except you are a GM).

[MajorMitchell]

This may explain why John Wayne was in the Civil War and at the siege at Alamo.

[Dejan0707]

John Wayne was seen at WW2 also, so that one is also fake.

Who knows how many other wars are fake too.

[MajorMitchell]

I saw an episode of Texas Rangers in which Chuck Norris flew to Palestine and single handed defeated the PLO in an afternoon, then flew back to the USA. Perhaps President Biden could send Chuck Norris in to Afghanistan when the US Army withdraws? Chuck Norris defeats the Taliban then moves on to defeat Isis. See how useless Trumptoad was, never using Chuck Norris against the Taliban & Isis. Maybe we could get Chuck Norris to knock over China?

[MajorMitchell]

Plus the future is fake news, we're just repeating the past continually

[Jamiet99uk]

Holy shit, brainbomb. How have you made over 14,000 posts in less than 4 years?

Because he just posts any old shit like this, without thought or filter.

[Octavious]

Frankly I'm ashamed of webDip allowing this sort of fake news on the forum. The Civil War was a tragic event, culminating when the Lancastrians defeated Cromwell's Roundheads at the Battle of Gettysburg, resulting in Norman rule for the next 500 years and triggering the Great Schism between Catholics and Methodists. Without the subsequent recriminations there would never have been enough convicts to found Australia and their current leadership of the free world would never have happened.

[Matticus13]

According to a new story on bbc today. Scholars believe that future confederates used time travel to go back in time and create the civil war. Stephen Hawking wrote: "Time travel is only possible in the future in rural mississippi. Chemicals contained in busch light may posess the ability to allow a confederate soldier to at will jump back in time and inform South Carolina that secession is a good idea."

Via the "Hawking Hole"

Futurama is taking over where the Simpsons left off, baby.

[brainbomb]

Holy shit, brainbomb. How have you made over 14,000 posts in less than 4 years?

Because he just posts any old shit like this, without thought or filter.

yes

[kingofthepirates]

and he did it again...