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Scholars now believe the Civil War never happened

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 9:58 pm
by brainbomb
According to a new story on bbc today. Scholars believe that future confederates used time travel to go back in time and create the civil war. Stephen Hawking wrote: "Time travel is only possible in the future in rural mississippi. Chemicals contained in busch light may posess the ability to allow a confederate soldier to at will jump back in time and inform South Carolina that secession is a good idea."

Re: Scholars now believe the Civil War never happened

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:58 am
by JECE
Holy shit, brainbomb. How have you made over 14,000 posts in less than 4 years? :lol:

Re: Scholars now believe the Civil War never happened

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 5:54 am
by MajorMitchell
It's the secret to Beloved Dipbro Brainbomb's 3,300+ likes, such karmic goodwill is exceptional. Good to see JECE is still circulating and posting.

Re: Scholars now believe the Civil War never happened

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 8:30 am
by Kakarroto
It has much to do with playing mafia.

It is worth mentioning, that you can't +1 any posts in mafia games (except you are a GM).

Re: Scholars now believe the Civil War never happened

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 1:00 pm
by MajorMitchell
This may explain why John Wayne was in the Civil War and at the siege at Alamo.

Re: Scholars now believe the Civil War never happened

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 5:29 pm
by Dejan0707
John Wayne was seen at WW2 also, so that one is also fake.

Who knows how many other wars are fake too.

Re: Scholars now believe the Civil War never happened

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2021 3:43 pm
by MajorMitchell
I saw an episode of Texas Rangers in which Chuck Norris flew to Palestine and single handed defeated the PLO in an afternoon, then flew back to the USA. Perhaps President Biden could send Chuck Norris in to Afghanistan when the US Army withdraws? Chuck Norris defeats the Taliban then moves on to defeat Isis. See how useless Trumptoad was, never using Chuck Norris against the Taliban & Isis. Maybe we could get Chuck Norris to knock over China?

Re: Scholars now believe the Civil War never happened

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2021 3:47 pm
by MajorMitchell
Plus the future is fake news, we're just repeating the past continually

Re: Scholars now believe the Civil War never happened

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2021 11:46 am
by Jamiet99uk
JECE wrote:
Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:58 am
Holy shit, brainbomb. How have you made over 14,000 posts in less than 4 years? :lol:
Because he just posts any old shit like this, without thought or filter.

Re: Scholars now believe the Civil War never happened

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2021 12:53 pm
by Octavious
Frankly I'm ashamed of webDip allowing this sort of fake news on the forum. The Civil War was a tragic event, culminating when the Lancastrians defeated Cromwell's Roundheads at the Battle of Gettysburg, resulting in Norman rule for the next 500 years and triggering the Great Schism between Catholics and Methodists. Without the subsequent recriminations there would never have been enough convicts to found Australia and their current leadership of the free world would never have happened.

Re: Scholars now believe the Civil War never happened

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2021 4:21 pm
by Matticus13
brainbomb wrote:
Wed Mar 31, 2021 9:58 pm
According to a new story on bbc today. Scholars believe that future confederates used time travel to go back in time and create the civil war. Stephen Hawking wrote: "Time travel is only possible in the future in rural mississippi. Chemicals contained in busch light may posess the ability to allow a confederate soldier to at will jump back in time and inform South Carolina that secession is a good idea."
Via the "Hawking Hole"

Futurama is taking over where the Simpsons left off, baby.

Re: Scholars now believe the Civil War never happened

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2024 8:42 pm
by brainbomb
Jamiet99uk wrote:
Tue Apr 20, 2021 11:46 am
JECE wrote:
Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:58 am
Holy shit, brainbomb. How have you made over 14,000 posts in less than 4 years? :lol:
Because he just posts any old shit like this, without thought or filter.
yes

Re: Scholars now believe the Civil War never happened

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2024 9:28 pm
by kingofthepirates
and he did it again...