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Re: M~M falls head first into unforgiving hard floor

#101 Post by flash2015 » Sun Oct 04, 2020 11:45 pm

Just adding this so I can be last post in all four Miscellaneous categories...at least for a few minutes.
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#102 Post by Octavious » Tue Oct 06, 2020 5:52 pm

Is that an MG in Racing Green I saw earlier? Happy smells :-D

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#103 Post by MajorMitchell » Sat Oct 10, 2020 12:24 pm

It was indeed a British Leyland MG Coupe with V8 engine and even though I was at least two hours behind schedule when I first saw the green MG I was extremely happy that I did, the car was a delight, and the 83 yo Chap who owned it was a really decent Chap. That I had two "Imperial" spanners, ring/open end in half inch and 7/16 sizes & he needed the 7/16 spanner, instead of the 15inch monkey wrench, or adjustable spanner as they are called in proper Christian Engineering English, that he'd been using was the cherry on the cake. The Chap is a winery owner, unfortunately I only drink very modest amounts of Single Malt Scotch Whisky or occasionally JW Black Label if the establishment doesn't have a Single Malt Scotch Whisky available. So his offer of a case of wine was politely declined. Cook and Sally the Pantry Maid would squander good wine & an inebriated Kitchen is to be avoided imho.

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#104 Post by MajorMitchell » Sun Oct 11, 2020 11:53 pm

I have no idea why in that last post, when referring to the Excellent Chap with the MG Coupe and his kind offer of a case of his winery's Fine Wines, I used​ the term "unfortunately" when describing my alcoholic consumption of only single malt whisky. Clearly the fact that with regard to alcoholic drinks that I will generally only drink single malt whisky is a Most Fortunate and Happy Circumstance and should NEVER be described as "unfortunate".
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#105 Post by MajorMitchell » Sat Dec 19, 2020 7:31 am

Greetings whippersnapper Millennials and Happy Chaps 😉 & Lovely Ladies 🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷 Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to All.
What a turbulent year I have endured, still I am most fortunate to live in Australia where our collective willingness to comply with tough restrictions on Public Activities and Freedoms to defend ourselves against CV19 have protected our most important Freedoms and ourselves. How pleasing to see Trumptoad defeated, made a one term LOSER as POTUS and wonderful to see Kamala Harris next VP.
I've been totally committed to new career as Dusty Balzac Bush Philosopher from Flyblown Gully by the Sea. Last night I did my third open mic night performance as Dusty Balzac Bush Philosopher at Enigma Bar in Adelaide.
First time I did having fun with Adelaide Taxi drivers with unorthodox companion pets, making bookings as Elderly Gentleman with companion pet, they expect dog on leash, get Daffy Chap with 400cm high bright red plastic funnel on a leash as his companion pet & it has to sit in front seat etc plus ethical dilemma at Adelaide Casino Taxi rank with practical solution gag.
Had a good start, struggled briefly, then smashed it with audience response.
2nd time I did jazz about Trumptoad's​ Golf Swing and jazz about dynastic strategic planning to pass baton of wealth and power to next generation with a bit of family regicide and got excellent applause.
Last night I did part of my Gallipoli Golf Course skit where I impersonate a sixteen year old Awistocwat Bwigadier Genewal Chwistopah Wobin~Wawingtogo~ the son of Edward 8th & a Beautiful young Dancing Princess and not a son christened in Westminster Abbey but sent aged three to the Sergeants Mess at Sandhurst for twelve years training to pass out as a Bwigadier Genewal, with pity for common aristocratic whippersnappers who squander their youth foxhunting and at Eton or Harrow before a brief two years at Sandhurst and pass out as mere half lieutenants. I acquired a genuine WW1 British Army Brigadier General's Dress Blue Cap via Gumtree and a resourceful Steve the operator of a magnificent musical Emporium in Paradise Lost Cove.
I'm into the costumes and props, they're a psychological security blanket.
So I wore a Daffy cross between Boy Scout & army.. khaki shorts, 1960s long sleeve Royal Australian Army shirt with two stripes, genuine. Plus Brigadier General's Dress Blue Cap to wear as costume.
The skit went OK, got decent applause at end..It needs a lot of work.

I'm optimistic looking to next year. Three open mic night performances for about eleven minutes on stage in total. Not much, but I'm hooked addicted and getting good encouragement from the experienced accomplished Standup Comedians also performing at Enigma Bar.

February is potentially great, the Adelaide festival season will go ahead albeit different because of CV19 and a few of the Comedians have invited me to collaborate in putting on shows in a small venue they'll be using in January and February. En Avante to more cosmic theatrical madness in 2021.
Surprising outcomes of traumatic experience with dying Gardener in April. This Standup Comedy caper is better at Winning Gossamer than excellent Horse racing formula.. a within 2lengths of winner last start × odds 3-8 to one last start × losing 5kg weight handicap last start to this race within 3 weeks of last start Over 1600m on a heavy track.
The effects of success on stage at Standup Comedy caper by Dusty Balzac Bush Philosopher on Attractive Young Ladies is quite surprising. It's a powerful motivational force for next year.
My drawing and painting capers have languished this year, the Brutal events at little Art Gallery in January caused much anguish & angst. Yet I will not surrender and have endured and also started to emerge at end of year. I've acquired legally for free an oil painting kit & several canvases on frames, purchased more concentrated oil paints, plus mix of thinners, white spirits & Gum Turpentine. Have vintage Esky made of thin galvanised iron sheet/steel that I use for thinners/ mixing tins etc, plus well made timber painter's box with sliding arm easel feature.
I'm interested in Tintoretto and Botticelli Carravagio paintings as sources of theme and composition ideas.
But I have not put any significant time into my drawing or painting. That had to change next year.

Be encouraging please DipComrades, over 24 months starting New Year Day Dusty Balzac Bush Philosopher might just crack modest national fame and adoration and a smidgen of International recognition...
Support over this time, if the miracle occurs will enable those who take a punt on Daffy Old mm/Dusty Balzac will be able to proudly point to their prescient talents & bask in reflected glory.
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#106 Post by MajorMitchell » Mon Dec 21, 2020 4:32 am

Well done webdiplomacy comrades.with hundreds of new views. Let's get "Adventures of Brainbomb" thread past 7.000 views and this one past 8,000 views. When Almost Omniscient Kestas and Omnipotent Zultar commission their Almighty Mods & Software Sculptors to monetise our Bwave New Forum with More Decorum the most expensive advertising space will be in these two threads. Then I might have enough negotiating powered to be told one of the Great Secrets.. How in Ancient Mediterranean variant game does a player convoy an army through the Eye if Cleopatra's Needle to invade and capture The Promised Land? Then I can get ahead of Maniac and be an Acolyte Almighty Mod before Maniac.
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#107 Post by MajorMitchell » Wed Dec 23, 2020 2:09 am

Hallelujah Pilgrims, love God for he has chosen new POTUS Joe Biden and Vice President of USA Kamala Harris as part of his Divine Plan for us all. Y'all Sinners have to get hip with JC God & HG and understand that God will see your​ faith in him tested, will y'all Sinners sacrifice pride ego Political Ideologies laying all aside to serve God and his Annointed new POTUS Joe Biden and Vice President of USA Kamala Harris, serving them humbly, willingly as you should serve God????

JC said, "Render unto God what is God's, render unto Caesar what is Caesar's"
New POTUS Joe Biden and Vice President of USA Kamala Harris are Chosen and Annointed by God, new Caesars to rule in his earthly Kingdom.
Like Job y'all Sinners are being tested, will you Love God and serve Joe Biden and Kamala Harris?
Hallelujah Pilgrims, serve God, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris with love for them ALL in your hearts and be saved by JC when y"'all cross the River Jordan into eternity!!!

They just love this stuff in my latest posts on One America News Facebook Page.
The Festive Season is such joyous Fun.

It's the
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#108 Post by MajorMitchell » Sat Jan 02, 2021 11:54 am

Happy New Year young whippersnapper Millennials Lovely Ladies and Happy Chaps 😉😘🤗
I'm onto this Emojo jazz, it's going so well buzzing on Emojo jazz.
Third Enigma Bar open mic night performance went very well.& I did a New Year's Eve Party performance which went of extremely well.
I'm invited to participate in n Adelaide Fringe Festival show and busy imagining, creating & writing new material for it. Not always easy for me yet after grinding away I had some reasonable stuff with chaff, then today my pal Comrade Trucky visited in his CV8 Monaro & we took a slow drive through expensive seaside suburb during the two week invasion of wealthy holiday house owners and their Private School educated offspring. Out of our conversation came a few brilliant new ideas & I had my notebook with me & made on the spot notes.
When I got home I made two pages of notes in a book of several skit ideas, then decided to start a new notebook just for this one central idea & what evolves from it. It's a smasher, I might be a novice, embrionic Standup Comedian, but I've been writing for years and you just know gold when it flows easily and is hilarious stuff.
Thanks for the views, this thread is on it's way to 10,000+ views and I'm closing in on 500+ webdiplomacy Karma points so a huge thanks for the plus ones
Au Revoir mes amis & Bon Chance from Dusty Balzac Bush Philosopher
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#109 Post by MajorMitchell » Wed Jan 06, 2021 6:31 am

The tourists invasion of Paradise Lost Cove is at it's annual summer Zenith, the local Interweb is slow & overloaded by young whippersnapper Millennials and their parents. The wealthy elite owners and antipodean aristocratic friends have flocked to their seaside residences with only sandhill, railway line and beach as front boundaries in the suburb in which my battered Shack is located (I'm in the proloterian part, "on the wrong side of the tracks" yet within firing range cometh the revolution Comrades & if revolution doesn't come, my property value is driven up & I'm already several 100% on what I paid nearly three decades ago~ so I have been good capitalist & hedged on the revolution reaching Paradise Lost Cove)

Observing them with Comrade Trucky when he visited in his Monaro CV8 as we very slowly drifted through the streets cluttered with their shiny new vehicles, AMG Mercedes​ with personalised Rego plates eg CABSAV from Victoria and the Range River NSW rego plate PINOT a nice pair outside an old money superb stone residence with prime position in the dress circle.
Comrade Trucky's​ Monaro CV8 is a touch tricked up & it emits lovely menacing rumbling sonorous tones. A Lamborghini driver tried to ingratiate himself with a disgustingly effeminate wave when we were parked in one of my "observation car parks" (not strictly kosher with parking regulations but with superb views) Out of compassion I gave the pitiful fellow a nod of recognition but Comrade Trucky looked away with barely concealed contempt.
Fortunately the were many more appealing sights to behold and happily we beheld of them. From this conversation the genesis of new material for my Comedic Performing Artist career occurred, and whilst in Comrade Trucky's CV8 Monaro parked above a lovely beach I scribbled several pages of notes in the A4 notebook I had with me.
On return to my battered Beach Shack I wrote a few more pages if bits of dialogue etc, but hadn't put it together as a skit.
Pots of tea & contemplation & Voila c'est bon I had it, how to perform it, how to set it on stage, simply and effectively in basic structure.
Ha ha & I set up a new 96 page A4 notebook with scissors to make sections easily chosen.. and wrote twenty plus pages of good stuff.

Hard work got me two things out if a lot of chaff.. Prison Parole Officer skit, "Stasi Dojanowski" new owner of Stony Creek Soccer & Shooting Club" skit.
Serendipitous observations of the visiting wealthiest citizens, offspring & guests and conversation with Comrade Trucky produced the best stuff.. so far.
Comrade Steve's Magnificent Musical Emporium benefitted to the tune of $Aus 95-oo today. I have two shirts @$50 each and four Caps @ $35 each purchased on my behalf yet not delivered yet to pay for so I made a $50 part payment on those & purchased an Iggy Pop DVD, Live in San Fran 1981 concert video & "Up from the Catacombs" the best of Jane's Addiction CD for $45.
I also splurged $46- on three new very large size artist's sketchbooks for drawings, ordered a few weeks ago that had arrived in little office shop business.
I'm going to investigate microphones​, of the type that are used by ventriloquistts or conference speakers etc, wireless and hands-free with base station unit to connect with PA system. I'm going to purchase some of that equipment.
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#110 Post by MajorMitchell » Sat Jan 30, 2021 6:30 am

Thanks to readers for taking this thread past 10,000 views. Omnipotent Zultar.& Almost Omniscient Kestas will be most pleased that this thread is achieving such fame with Freedom Loving Artistic Activists & infamy with Wicked Tinpot Dictators like Evil Xu Doo Poodung, ruler of The People's Republic of Oppression.
Mini~Xu Asylum seeking Artistic Freedom Activist who came to Australia in leaky sailing boat fleeing Wicked Tinpot Dictator Xu Doo Poodung and myself (as Dusty Balzac Bush Philosopher) are in Adelaide, the Fair Athens of South Australia on a delightful Sunny day with cool winds.
The Freedom Activists Commodore Station Wagon is parked near Hindley St in a rare free unlimited time parking spot where it can serve as a base of Activism.
I got invited to perform at the Unley on Clyde Hotel but was told it was an afternoon open mic~ got there at 2:45pm to find out (a) it's a private function to which I have been "invited" & (b) it starts at 7pm ~ so it's most unlikely that I will return tonight.
I renewed my Adelaide City Council Buskers Permit so I'm going to do some spontaneous Busking.
I acquired a Vintage 1960's Toy Baby Pram in very good condition and it's now the Freedom Pram for Mini~Xu, Scooter, the Red Funnel to be taken on Perambulations around and about Busking.
For Costume, as Dusty Balzac, a WW1 British Army Brigadier General's Dress Blue Cap, a Royal Australian Army Tunic of Vietnam War vintage with two stripes, plus matching shirt, khaki shorts and bright gold socks with either brown shoes or Adidas Basketball shoes. Corporal Punishment (?) &/or Bwigadier Genewal Chwistopah Wobin~Wawingtogo

I purchased a Cerwin Vega 10 channel mixer, secondhand for $Aus150.

Australian Prime Minister Smirko from Advertising has cut the CV19 supplement payments to the unemployed so my income is reduced. I've been indulging in "comfort shopping" on Facebook Marketplace.
Purchased 3 Bodyboards, a 1960's Sunbeam Mixmaster with biggest bowl, two beaters & complete juicer attachments, it's a present for my youngest sister. I have two, Lucky Chap am I indeed.
I can add the missing bowls & the two beaters are one each of the two types, so I can make up a set of two pairs from my collection of vintage Sunbeam Mixmasters.
My formidable niece will get a present from my comfort shopping, 1930's brown leather motorcyclist gauntlets, I'd intended to purchase them as a present for ComradeTrucky who has a Suzuki Bandit 1300cc and our dead mate Michael Motorcycle's old Suzuki Katana 1100cc that I bought from Michael's estate, then pitched it up the Adelaide to Victor Harbor Rd in the twisty bits just south of Mt Jagged at warp speed, got buffeted way off my line for a rising right handed over a crest into a steep descent and left hand curve through the bottom of that valley. It's a section that Comrade Trucky, Michael Motorcycle & I all played in carrying phenomenal pace through several kilometres on motorcycles and cars.
So when the wind blast hit me, at night, I had the decision, keep the throttle wide open and try to make it, but realised I'd lose it over the crest on the new entry line, so did everything to lose speed, back two gears & maximum braking effort just short of locking up, washed off at least 120km/hr to be at 40-50 km when front wheel hit gravel and ditch looming when I decided not to lose a leg under the motorcycle & did the "Superman launch" off the Katana and the bounces then rolling. Very lucky to survive with bruising. Fortunately was wearing multiple layers of heavy duty gear, great boots and gauntlets, so that stuff got thrashed. High quality full face helmet helped. Cracked it.
A mate came out in a Ford F100 & we loaded damaged Katana into it and made a clean getaway before any interlopers or interested parties arrived.

Anyway​, the 1920's Motorcycle Gauntlets are so small they won't fit Comrade Trucky or me. So they will be a present for my formidable niece The Gay Gorgon who is trapped in Sydney with my youngest Sister due to CV19 border restrictions.
ComradeTrucky is going to be out in his Grey Monaro CV8 (US version made in South Australia was sold as Pontiac GTO) cruising around and about in one of several combined Cruises by various local car enthusiasts clubs going on tonight.
En Avante Mes Amis.... tis 5pm
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#111 Post by MajorMitchell » Sat Jan 30, 2021 7:45 am

A short stroll to the Rosey Hotel for ageing bladder relief before getting a $Aus3:50 Soda water with lime slices & an hour watching women's AFL game Adelaide Crows Ladies v West Coast Eagles Ladies. Erin Phillips is a superstar athlete played basketball professionally in USA then returned to Australia when women's AFL started.
After a second bit of bladder relief I have strolled back to Freedom Activists Station Wagon.
Waiting for Nightlife to get going so I can do some Busking.
Might play a Diplomacy Game against the BlighterDalekBots while I wait.
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#112 Post by MajorMitchell » Fri Feb 12, 2021 2:39 am

Wow that was about two weeks ago & I received generous donations to the sum of $Aus84+ change in two and a half hours.
I've been super busy preparing for today Friday 12th and tomorrow Saturday~ lots of Busking and an open mic night at Enigma Bar tonight.
I went to dentist yesterday, got called in early and had two fillings done a plaque clean and extraction of two stumps and roots left of one tooth.

Yesterday afternoon & evening were spent getting trusty Commodore Station Wagon ready for two days of activities. Getting the Freedom Pram & occupants aboard, loading plywood blackboard Billboards for protest signs, the modified Freedom Golf Buggy and Bag with flagpole etc.

I drove out the gate of battered Beach Shack property at 4am and took it easy speed wise & to be Skippy safe, got to Adelaide CBD at ~5:15am.
Renewed my Adelaide City Council Buskers Permit at 8:30-8:45am.

Then went for coffee and a Myanmar Crisis Briefing with well connected Comrade. Them a Hearing test to measure my industrial deafness and tinitus.
Five minutes ago I parked my trusty Commodore Station Wagon in the shade beside main driveway of PRC (China) Consulate on Crittenden Rd Findon.
Will set up peaceful lawful Political Activism shortly.

Then after a shower and change it's Hindley St & Enigma Bar. Might get an hour+ Busking beside the statue of Mo Rene in Hindley St before the show at Enigma Bar
Tickety Boo,Mini~Xu🐼& Dusty🤠 Balzac love you.
See my Dusty Balzac Bush Philosopher Facebook Page for updates
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#113 Post by e.m.c^42 » Fri Feb 12, 2021 3:31 am

This is an awfully interesting blog. The reader feels emotions indescribable at these words.
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#114 Post by nesdunk14 » Fri Feb 12, 2021 3:51 am

Wow. This could be a...novel? MajorMitchell certainly leads a unique way of life.
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#115 Post by rahulmittal79 » Thu Feb 18, 2021 5:18 pm

I found my St Andrews Stainless Steel miniature prong, a small pocket knife and hid them in my trusty Mercedes PanzerBenz.
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#116 Post by MajorMitchell » Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:19 pm

It should be remembered that behind Daffy Old MM is a scribbler of fiction who likes the allegorical parable. Yet it is true that for an ordinary chap I do seem to get in and ​out of a lot of memorable incidents.
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#117 Post by MajorMitchell » Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:39 pm

I've discovered a wonderful way to have fun with Highway Police Officers. Now in South Australia there is a road law that limits a motorists speed near an emergency services vehicle that has it's emergency lights flashing to 25km/hr.
So an ambulance, fire services vehicle or Police vehicle that is at the side of the road with emergency lights flashing creates a 25km/hr speed limit zone.
Now this is fun on a multi-lane freeway because some cars slow from 100km/hr & some don't when there's a police car with emergency lights flashing parked behind their victims, oops, the offending motorist's car whilst they scribble out an infringement & fine notice.
I of course being pedantic slow right down and get in the left lane. This happens recently at night and I slow down and open the car windows because I've been smoking and want some fresh air.
As I get to the police car, some young hoons go roaring past in the other lane of the freeway and I express my views on their parentage, or rather lack thereof with a few choice epithets.and then drive off, accelerating rapidly to catch up with these disrespectful hoons & closing windows.

Now unknown to me, the Police Officers heard my volley of verbal castigation and mistakenly assumed I had been abusive towards them and initiated a police chase on the freeway.

It was wonderful fun with a dramatic climax with multiple police vehicles cornering me about a kilometre south of the freeway exit and lots of flashing lights and sirens.
The police were rather excited and enthusiastic at the denouement but when I explained that I had been harshly critical of the disrespectful hoons and not the Police then the attitudes of my pursuers changed dramatically, and they relaxed significantly. It was all quite amusing really, and I was let go without being arrested or fined which is always a good result when a chap gets into an unexpected police chase on the freeway.
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#118 Post by MajorMitchell » Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:51 pm

Mind you the Webdiplomacy Reliability Police are upset with Daffy Old MM, but seriously gang? Missed orders in a game against the BlighterDalekBots is hardly inconveniencing anyone of any importance.
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#119 Post by MajorMitchell » Tue Mar 02, 2021 1:12 pm

It is most unfair in my opinion to demand Reliability from Daffy Old MM on what are ephemera.
Of course there are the reasonable expectations of reliability that Her Serene Imperiousness Indoors imposes and demands of me as my fuedal duties to her, my Overlord, My Adorable Fire Breathing MemSahib~ and it is reasonable to expect that I will Reliably employ any stratagem or device, manipulations of truth to avoid the delicate Wrath & Fury of Her Serene Imperiousness Indoors.
It takes quite a bit of work to prune the roses in ways that serve both plant & my feminine mistresses well. There must be a constant flow of blooms for both Her Serene Imperiousness Indoors & Princess Estelle and a constant source of slightly poorly cut twigs to justify dismissive snorts from my Adorable Fire Breathing MemSahib at the standard of my pruning, yet not provoke shrieks so horrible that the neighbours anticipate the arrival of the Antichrist.
Reliability in games against the BlighterDalekBots?? Piffle say I, those befuddled algorithmic dunderheads are priveliged that I play.them at all.
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#120 Post by MajorMitchell » Wed Mar 10, 2021 6:44 pm

Well enthusiastic whippersnapper webdiplomacy fledglings, disengaged Millennials playing with IT devices, Scallywags and Sage Personages, and Beloved Dipbros Brainbomb and Jamiet99Uk.
My compliments to lovely Mrs Brainbomb.

Well I have been through the wringer umpteen times, subjected to a search for weapons by four Police and had my valuable Leather gripped Hickory shafted, hand forged head Mashie Niblick confiscated by those good Stalinists. I can get it back and should make telephone enquiries into that process.
The confiscation was driven by my refusal to be a subservient doormat & I offer these words... discourtesy, loss of goodwill, stigmatise, alienate, (+the one I've forgotten) radicalise & my favourite, Consequences.

Well it's 4:30 am local time so I just don't have time to relate all.the fun of the picnic.
Acquisitions. Two artist's painting Easels. Screamer Megaphone. Deep Purple CDs of machine head & deep purple in rock.
Who do we think we are? & Fireball CDs on their way from UK.
Playboy branded items Lingerie.. bright red with black trim Corset Bustier with pantys, necklace with heart with rabbit head logo with cheap shiny glas(?) stones all around and about. Circa 1970's Fob watch chain with brass flip out eyeglass magnifier.
Scribbling away as ever. Fighting Gremlins on various fronts.
More cash going out than coming in. Devilishly difficult manipulations & juggling without crashing ...yet.
Heaps of Political Activism in support of Myanmar Civil Disobedience Movement and democratically elected Myanmar Government led by Daw Aung San Suu Kyi. Started fundraising with well trusted Comrade of many decades mutual friendship, has Agricultural Science degree & masters Law degree and we share distaste for oppressive authoritarianism and despise totalitarian regimes
Have made huge intellectual progress on direction, themes, execution strategies etc for eight month painting and drawing program.
Continuation of Horizon Dreaming Sculpture based drawings in coloured pencils & chalk pastels,
Plus exciting painting plans, the Medusa's Progress and Medusa Series. Style is Daubism created by South Australian Artistic Scallywag Driller Jet Armstrong about 25 years ago, a largely unknown form of painting in Artistic Establishment worlds, but once controversial and with excellent potential for more, newer Artistic controversy.
Medusas... Senators​ Michaela Cash & Ann Ruston, unsuccessful scion of Downer Political Dynasty Georgina Downer and local Mayor Lady Psychologist Dr Goody Two Faces Faustus.

Performing if still capable Friday 12th at Enigma Bar open mic night.
High probability of audition opportunity in a few weeks for film project with Roman theme.
"Et tu Brutus?" in serious tone and manner, then in very nasal Australian slang, or "Strayan" or "Strine"
"Copdis inyer dodgy ticker yer Dingo's dinner" as stabbing Julius fatally.
On to Cleopatra's boudoir for asps in jelly with capers of various types, then denouement at Actium
Scene Actium
Marc Anthony.. "Crikey Cleo, the surf is pumping of Actium Reef this fair morning." To servant" Get me Thruster waxed pronto Cobber"

In War Galley around Actium Reef, Octavious our Oracle when a young enthusiastic whippersnapper
"Wait until Marc Anthony paddles onto a big wave, then we'll backdoor the peak, drive under the lip and pop out to cream that blighter Marc Anthony & send him over the falls for a full rinse cycle under the set!"

And so Marc Anthony lost an Empire and got drilled on Actium Reef. Should have gone with a tow in and a longer surfboard built of better timber from Lebanon, not a dodgy papyrus Thruster.
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