Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

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MajorMitchell
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Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

#21 Post by MajorMitchell » Wed Jun 09, 2021 4:45 pm

Well I have to be most cautious about what I say publicly about the matter because the judicial process has to be completed before I can publicly discuss the specifics. To make public comments would risk being found being in contempt of the Court, risk damage to my defense. All I can really say publicly is that a complaint was made, I've been charged with assaulting a private security guard working for new Chinese Consulate in Joslin, my first Court appearance is on 17th June & I intend on defending my innocence. To discuss the "qui bono" (who benefits, motivation for complaint) for example would be discussing matters that are "sub judice" ~ awaiting justice/ subject to judicial process as an approximate translation & doing so might/would constitute an offence of Contempt of Court.

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Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

#22 Post by MajorMitchell » Wed Jun 09, 2021 4:52 pm

Performances.. four this fortnight. I have been busy. Whippersnapper Unicorn Chap's Hall in his Heritage Bluestone Villa in fashionable suburb coming along, it's the Hall of a thousand hours of preparation. Started painting ceiling, 2 ceiling roses & top and bottom horizontal feature rails of ornate cornice with individual tinted colours. House was originally Baptist Church Manse built circa 1850 (Priest's residence) then privately owned, used as Brothel circa 1918-1940 then private residence again. Still has red stained glass in windows in frame around front door from brothel years.

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Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

#23 Post by MajorMitchell » Wed Jun 09, 2021 4:57 pm

Please help my career, my Dusty Balzac Bush Philosopher Facebook Page audience/ friends is about 68 & I need to get it past 100 to cross a Facebook threshold. Please look it up and give it a Facebook like/ please make Frenemy, oops Friend request.
I heard a new one​, Stans. ~Stalker ~fans.

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Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

#24 Post by MajorMitchell » Wed Jun 16, 2021 3:34 pm

It's ~1am and I am parked in parklands near CBD of Adelaide with homeless people camping nearby. I went to Diverse City nightclub open mic night tonight, had a hearty meal, gave them a bottle of Talisker Single Malt Scotch Whisky for the Bar, did fifteen minutes of Standup and watched a brilliant duo sing and one played guitar. They did a four song encore after winning the $Aus100 first prize including a Burt Bacharach Hal David classic & a King Princess song I really liked so I will get the CD of their album with the song.
I finally paid last installment to get my Paul Hogan TV Shows etc DVD set and collected it, plus paid for the Artic Monkeys A M album CD that is ordered & on it's way to the Sunny Antipodes.
I also agreed to purchase an early 1990's Honda CB250 Red motorcycle for $Aus 1,500-.
I collected & paid $Aus60 for a vintage Telephone Linesman's Test Handpiece with old fashioned rotary dialling mechanism so it's circa 1950's / 1960's ~ it will make an excellent prop for comedy, to satarise mobile phones.
As Jim Morrison sang, "the future's uncertain and the end is always near"

96 yo Aunty Meg is close to crossing the River Jordan, spoke to her briefly on Wednesday about 3:39pm. She is so close to the end & I will miss her a lot, she's my most beloved Aunt.

So, it's En Avante Mes Amis and may confusion and calamity reign down upon Wicked Xu Doo Poodung and his servants.

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Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

#25 Post by MajorMitchell » Mon Jun 21, 2021 7:11 pm

Doom.and Gloom, invade my affairs, tis no use whining or withdrawing as the young actress whispered to her Cardinal Sin.

The Ominous News is that I have foolishly accepted the offer to perform as Dusty Balzac Bush Philosopher in Adelaide heat 2 of the Antipodean national RAW comedy competition to be held at Rhino Room on Wednesday 14th July.

I'm tinkering with some new stuff about tackle box & compass get lost in the bushes, but need Hilarious jokes, so please submit your contributions.

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