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by MajorMitchell
Thu Jul 15, 2021 4:11 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 47
Views: 2480

Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

There's a lot of stuff people will laugh at that's just superficial crap in my opinion, like I watch people make jokes about others that show the person making the joke has no real understanding of what life is actually like for those of whom they make fun. I certainly don't have it worked out & tha...
by MajorMitchell
Wed Jul 14, 2021 4:50 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 47
Views: 2480

Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

Crashed & burnt in my opinion. Others were nice about it. Didn't get selected for state final. Put a lot into it and failed.
by MajorMitchell
Sat Jul 10, 2021 3:14 am
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Topic: Adblock Plus Not Blocking Twitch Ads
Replies: 6
Views: 737

Re: Adblock Plus Not Blocking Twitch Ads

Thanks for your explanation, it sounds like an interesting Interwebby thingy so whippersnappers can post video selfies so when they step backwards into the scenic view briefly then fall & then we can hear them calmly accept their fate and get a view of the waterfalls on the way down with description
by MajorMitchell
Fri Jul 09, 2021 11:26 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Adblock Plus Not Blocking Twitch Ads
Replies: 6
Views: 737

Re: Adblock Plus Not Blocking Twitch Ads

What is this "Twitch" ? What do twitchers do with Twitch?
by MajorMitchell
Fri Jul 09, 2021 1:05 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 47
Views: 2480

Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

I will do anything to get more audience members and win this competition, a shrunken head is a small price to pay for victory! Polling of comedy colleagues indicates a strong opinion that giving me a shrunken head during my performance is an impossible task.. Straw poll of the Webdiplomacy Community...
by MajorMitchell
Fri Jul 09, 2021 1:01 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 47
Views: 2480

Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

Five days to go? I have challenged African clairvoyant magician Joseph Mbappewa who advertises in The Advertiser Newspaper (Adelaide) to come to Heat2 of RAW Comedy competition @ Rhino Room, the challenge is for Joseph Mbappewa to cast a spell that gives Dusty Balzac Bush Philosopher a shrunken head...
by MajorMitchell
Fri Jul 09, 2021 12:55 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Buy potatoes online
Replies: 9
Views: 1697

Re: Buy potatoes online

Yes it's lumens per square metre that is the key measure. Consult a good hydro & lights marijuana grower who uses organic processes not chemistry experiments
by MajorMitchell
Wed Jul 07, 2021 3:17 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 47
Views: 2480

Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

Madly researching my local First Nations Community language Ramindjeri.
by MajorMitchell
Wed Jul 07, 2021 3:17 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 47
Views: 2480

Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

The lunacy increases, seven days to go... I went to Cranker Comedy last night to network with colleagues, met this most interesting chap Tony Roberts who was the headline act. Adorable & madly exciting Kylie 🌟 Star turned up and we're going to meet at tonight's first RAW Comedy competition heat at R...
by MajorMitchell
Sun Jul 04, 2021 6:27 am
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Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 47
Views: 2480

Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

I have a higher​ risk opening planned, I come on, speak in my pidgin French.. "Merci, merci, je t'aime, merci beaucoup, enchante mes amis, un cleric dans chapeau et Le Bishop Tallyrand et deux juene mademoiselles Dan's rouge lingerie entrez La Salon et .. Mon dieu ..Les petit bougousie(?) n'est pas ...
by MajorMitchell
Sun Jul 04, 2021 6:15 am
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Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 47
Views: 2480

Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

Merci Mes Amis, love your work 💜💖💜 The open mic night at Diverse City nightclub on Wednesday 30(? 1st?) was cancelled due to small CV19 outbreak needing to be controlled and SA Government changing restrictions. The restrictions were eased 24hrs later and I did a five minute spot at Rhino Room open m...
by MajorMitchell
Fri Jul 02, 2021 6:07 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: I'm back... and I'm sorry
Replies: 7
Views: 1045

Re: I'm back... and I'm sorry

Welcome back Squiggly Squigs, we had huge fun when the BlighterDalekBots failed to put in orders and lots of bBot games with open positions appeared & lunatics like Daffy Old me joined as many as we could then realised the horrible mistake that was in commitment time. I was being so good at the drea...
by MajorMitchell
Mon Jun 21, 2021 7:11 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 47
Views: 2480

Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

Doom.and Gloom, invade my affairs, tis no use whining or withdrawing as the young actress whispered to her Cardinal Sin. The Ominous News is that I have foolishly accepted the offer to perform as Dusty Balzac Bush Philosopher in Adelaide heat 2 of the Antipodean national RAW comedy competition to be...
by MajorMitchell
Mon Jun 21, 2021 7:00 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Poetry, Lyrics, and More
Replies: 67
Views: 9336

Re: Poetry, Lyrics, and More

Boat Parade from 5 4 fighting America Town has some good lyrics imho
by MajorMitchell
Mon Jun 21, 2021 6:54 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Poetry, Lyrics, and More
Replies: 67
Views: 9336

Re: Poetry, Lyrics, and More

I wonder how many times you've been had, I wonder how many plans have gone bad, I wonder how many times you've had sex, I wonder do you know who'll be next, I wonder, I wonder, wonder I do, I wonder about the love you can't find, I wonder about the kinkiness that's mine, oops, loneliness that's fine...
by MajorMitchell
Wed Jun 16, 2021 3:34 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 47
Views: 2480

Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

It's ~1am and I am parked in parklands near CBD of Adelaide with homeless people camping nearby. I went to Diverse City nightclub open mic night tonight, had a hearty meal, gave them a bottle of Talisker Single Malt Scotch Whisky for the Bar, did fifteen minutes of Standup and watched a brilliant du...
by MajorMitchell
Wed Jun 09, 2021 4:57 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 47
Views: 2480

Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

Please help my career, my Dusty Balzac Bush Philosopher Facebook Page audience/ friends is about 68 & I need to get it past 100 to cross a Facebook threshold. Please look it up and give it a Facebook like/ please make Frenemy, oops Friend request.
I heard a new one​, Stans. ~Stalker ~fans.
by MajorMitchell
Wed Jun 09, 2021 4:52 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 47
Views: 2480

Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

Performances.. four this fortnight. I have been busy. Whippersnapper Unicorn Chap's Hall in his Heritage Bluestone Villa in fashionable suburb coming along, it's the Hall of a thousand hours of preparation. Started painting ceiling, 2 ceiling roses & top and bottom horizontal feature rails of ornate...
by MajorMitchell
Wed Jun 09, 2021 4:45 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 47
Views: 2480

Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

Well I have to be most cautious about what I say publicly about the matter because the judicial process has to be completed before I can publicly discuss the specifics. To make public comments would risk being found being in contempt of the Court, risk damage to my defense. All I can really say publ...
by MajorMitchell
Wed Jun 02, 2021 5:23 pm
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Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 47
Views: 2480

Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

I have been extra busy lately, losing flab and fat a bit up & down emotionally but determined to persist at the Performing Comedic Artist caper. First Court appearance for assaulting a private security guard working for new Chinese Consulate in Joslin is soon, Thursday 17th June, and I have paid Pet...