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by MajorMitchell
Wed May 19, 2021 5:52 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 47
Views: 3106

Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

Well a lot has happened in the nearly two weeks since my last post. Two more games of Hockey but no more goals scored alas. Playing ok and having fun. There's been some bleak times. Two more performances at Diverse City nightclub open mic nights. I was my harshest critic of last week's performance a...
by MajorMitchell
Tue May 18, 2021 4:40 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Omnipresent Zultar's fantastic Holiday Diplomacy Game
Replies: 77
Views: 10410

Re: Omnipresent Zultar's fantastic Holiday Diplomacy Game

LoL. Kay_B is alkeged to be a faker, a dud. I got a pm about it. It's a Spamming pest apparently. Unless the PM was spam? As long as I haven't become a Spambot. Do Spambots dream HAL? Am I a Spambot dreaming I'm a human HAL?
Who understands the HAL reference?
by MajorMitchell
Tue May 18, 2021 5:12 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Omnipresent Zultar's fantastic Holiday Diplomacy Game
Replies: 77
Views: 10410

Re: Omnipresent Zultar's fantastic Holiday Diplomacy Game

Thank you Kay_B for those kind words. The Bwave New Forum with More Decorum is a place where I can scribble happily although I do use it to prevaricate and avoid other creative writing tasks. Like My latest efforts are to create new comedy material. I can't really use my skit about do it yourself Su...
by MajorMitchell
Sat May 15, 2021 2:48 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Omnipresent Zultar's fantastic Holiday Diplomacy Game
Replies: 77
Views: 10410

Re: Omnipresent Zultar's fantastic Holiday Diplomacy Game

Thanks Goldfinger and Octavious our Oracle for those End of Game dissertations. Wonderful reading, I had no access to this inside information & had to speculate as we all watched the game. So I do appreciate reading your posts. I am contemplating how I might negotiate with my publishers at Webdiplom...
by MajorMitchell
Fri May 14, 2021 3:13 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Omnipresent Zultar's fantastic Holiday Diplomacy Game
Replies: 77
Views: 10410

Re: Omnipresent Zultar's fantastic Holiday Diplomacy Game

I have hinted about readers giving +1s to the scribbling author as a signal to my publishers that readers respect Intellectual Property Rights of scribblers and I would diplomatically suggest that if a person used this extremely popular thread to announce awards a little nod of appreciation towards ...
by MajorMitchell
Fri May 14, 2021 1:58 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Omnipresent Zultar's fantastic Holiday Diplomacy Game
Replies: 77
Views: 10410

Re: Omnipresent Zultar's fantastic Holiday Diplomacy Game

Nukkan, Au Revoir, En Avante Mes Amis
by MajorMitchell
Fri May 14, 2021 1:55 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Omnipresent Zultar's fantastic Holiday Diplomacy Game
Replies: 77
Views: 10410

Re: Omnipresent Zultar's fantastic Holiday Diplomacy Game

Omnipotent Zultar's fantastic Holiday Competition Game has finished with a three way draw. chluke with Turkey, Goldfinger with France dominant in scs and power with a most fortunate Crazy Anglican playing the Protestant Pontiff role with Italy who ended with just two scs, Rome and Naples. So the Wal...
by MajorMitchell
Tue May 11, 2021 11:46 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Omnipresent Zultar's fantastic Holiday Diplomacy Game
Replies: 77
Views: 10410

Re: Omnipresent Zultar's fantastic Holiday Diplomacy Game

Tis Spring 1917 in Omnipotent Zultar's fantastic Holiday Competition Game and Das Urkomisch Ausglassen Dargorygel with Germany has been defeated, so it's down to three players, chluke with Turkey, Goldfinger with France and our Crazy Anglican Protestant Pontiff with Italy. Both Goldfinger and Crazy ...
by MajorMitchell
Sat May 08, 2021 11:09 am
Forum: Politics
Topic: A Better Democracy
Replies: 19
Views: 787

Re: A Better Democracy

I have thought that away to modify the Australian Democracy would be to make our lower house of Parliament, the House of Representatives where Government is formed a Ladies only House of Parliament. So only persons of the feminine gender can stand for election to our House of Representatives. The up...
by MajorMitchell
Fri May 07, 2021 2:36 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 47
Views: 3106

Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

Saturday's Hockey game was great fun & now the young whippersnappers in the team who hadn't seen me play before have seen that I can score a goal and I have some credibility with them & the coach. So I went to training on Tuesday night and performed at Diverse City nightclub open mic night on Wednes...
by MajorMitchell
Thu May 06, 2021 2:20 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 47
Views: 3106

Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

Gosh whippersnappers, I will start with the news that Comedian Nick Gooch made a YouTube video called Dusty's Surgical Enhancement Packs and posted it on the interweb. I joined them for a day if unplanned filming, it was a learning experience because they took me to an appalling location, so I refus...
by MajorMitchell
Thu May 06, 2021 1:39 pm
Forum: Announcements
Topic: Bots not entering orders
Replies: 27
Views: 6136

Re: Bots not entering orders

There's heaps of games in Open Games that were BlighterDalekBot games where the befuddled BlighterDalekBot players have been expelled for not submitting orders & you can join & put in orders but they're stalled as is my game Floggy88(?) which I set up against BlighterDalekBots. I like playing agains...
by MajorMitchell
Thu May 06, 2021 5:53 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 47
Views: 3106

Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

Lot's of adventures, performed at Diverse City nightclub last night. At my young whippersnapper Unicorn Chap's residence in garden. About to go do painting and plaster work in front Hall. Joined several stalled BlighterDalekBot games where BlighterDalekBots have been expelled & the games are listed ...
by MajorMitchell
Wed May 05, 2021 3:19 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Omnipresent Zultar's fantastic Holiday Diplomacy Game
Replies: 77
Views: 10410

Re: Omnipresent Zultar's fantastic Holiday Diplomacy Game

The Spring 1915 move has been played in Omnipotent Zultar's fantastic Holiday Competition Game. Goldfinger with France and chluke with Turkey have jointly attacked Das Urkomisch Ausglassen Dargorygel with Germany and it looks like they have agreed to a three way draw, where Goldfinger and chluke get...
by MajorMitchell
Mon May 03, 2021 9:21 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Diplomacy As Αn Inspiration's Source
Replies: 5
Views: 1638

Re: Diplomacy As Αn Inspiration's Source

A mix of The Prince, The Tempest, Dante's Inferno, Dad's Army & A Clockwork Orange with Orwellian twists where protagonists never meet face to face ... That's a dangerous pitch to make to a publisher's agent, the Blighter might say yes & if you accept the cheque & cash it.. well you're across the Ru...
by MajorMitchell
Mon May 03, 2021 9:08 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Omnipresent Zultar's fantastic Holiday Diplomacy Game
Replies: 77
Views: 10410

Re: Omnipresent Zultar's fantastic Holiday Diplomacy Game

Well it is Spring 1914 retreats I think in Omnipotent Zultar's fantastic Holiday Competition Game and unsurprisingly, chluke with Turkey has withdrawn his Draw vote just before Goldfinger put in his Draw vote. Goldfinger was always going to wait until CTA with England was defeated before voting for ...
by MajorMitchell
Mon May 03, 2021 8:44 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 47
Views: 3106

Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

That damn software changed wusti to Austin, does it think I am conversing with a vintage English motorised charabanc?
by MajorMitchell
Mon May 03, 2021 8:42 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 47
Views: 3106

Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

I empathise Austin, you are trapped between Pauly's Fat Pizza distopia and those who regard Ray Hadley as an intellectual. That's why Kathy Lette had Puberty Blues & fled to Europe to marry expat Australian Geoffrey Robertson QC. Some might regard her behaviour as overcompensation, others as quite r...
by MajorMitchell
Thu Apr 29, 2021 3:36 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 47
Views: 3106

Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

Eccentric is a more genteel description. I live in my battered Beach Shack in Flyblown Gully by the Sea near Paradise Lost Cove on the Fleurieu Peninsula South Australia about 90km south of Adelaide's southern suburbs. Check out the YouTube video Nick Gooch posted.. "Dusty's Surgical Enhancement Pac...