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by MajorMitchell
Sat May 08, 2021 11:09 am
Forum: Politics
Topic: A Better Democracy
Replies: 19
Views: 640

Re: A Better Democracy

I have thought that away to modify the Australian Democracy would be to make our lower house of Parliament, the House of Representatives where Government is formed a Ladies only House of Parliament. So only persons of the feminine gender can stand for election to our House of Representatives. The up...
by MajorMitchell
Fri May 07, 2021 2:36 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 46
Views: 1884

Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

Saturday's Hockey game was great fun & now the young whippersnappers in the team who hadn't seen me play before have seen that I can score a goal and I have some credibility with them & the coach. So I went to training on Tuesday night and performed at Diverse City nightclub open mic night on Wednes...
by MajorMitchell
Thu May 06, 2021 2:20 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 46
Views: 1884

Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

Gosh whippersnappers, I will start with the news that Comedian Nick Gooch made a YouTube video called Dusty's Surgical Enhancement Packs and posted it on the interweb. I joined them for a day if unplanned filming, it was a learning experience because they took me to an appalling location, so I refus...
by MajorMitchell
Thu May 06, 2021 1:39 pm
Forum: Announcements
Topic: Bots not entering orders
Replies: 27
Views: 5229

Re: Bots not entering orders

There's heaps of games in Open Games that were BlighterDalekBot games where the befuddled BlighterDalekBot players have been expelled for not submitting orders & you can join & put in orders but they're stalled as is my game Floggy88(?) which I set up against BlighterDalekBots. I like playing agains...
by MajorMitchell
Thu May 06, 2021 5:53 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 46
Views: 1884

Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

Lot's of adventures, performed at Diverse City nightclub last night. At my young whippersnapper Unicorn Chap's residence in garden. About to go do painting and plaster work in front Hall. Joined several stalled BlighterDalekBot games where BlighterDalekBots have been expelled & the games are listed ...
by MajorMitchell
Wed May 05, 2021 3:19 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Omnipresent Zultar's fantastic Holiday Diplomacy Game
Replies: 77
Views: 9328

Re: Omnipresent Zultar's fantastic Holiday Diplomacy Game

The Spring 1915 move has been played in Omnipotent Zultar's fantastic Holiday Competition Game. Goldfinger with France and chluke with Turkey have jointly attacked Das Urkomisch Ausglassen Dargorygel with Germany and it looks like they have agreed to a three way draw, where Goldfinger and chluke get...
by MajorMitchell
Mon May 03, 2021 9:21 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Diplomacy As Αn Inspiration's Source
Replies: 5
Views: 1155

Re: Diplomacy As Αn Inspiration's Source

A mix of The Prince, The Tempest, Dante's Inferno, Dad's Army & A Clockwork Orange with Orwellian twists where protagonists never meet face to face ... That's a dangerous pitch to make to a publisher's agent, the Blighter might say yes & if you accept the cheque & cash it.. well you're across the Ru...
by MajorMitchell
Mon May 03, 2021 9:08 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Omnipresent Zultar's fantastic Holiday Diplomacy Game
Replies: 77
Views: 9328

Re: Omnipresent Zultar's fantastic Holiday Diplomacy Game

Well it is Spring 1914 retreats I think in Omnipotent Zultar's fantastic Holiday Competition Game and unsurprisingly, chluke with Turkey has withdrawn his Draw vote just before Goldfinger put in his Draw vote. Goldfinger was always going to wait until CTA with England was defeated before voting for ...
by MajorMitchell
Mon May 03, 2021 8:44 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 46
Views: 1884

Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

That damn software changed wusti to Austin, does it think I am conversing with a vintage English motorised charabanc?
by MajorMitchell
Mon May 03, 2021 8:42 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 46
Views: 1884

Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

I empathise Austin, you are trapped between Pauly's Fat Pizza distopia and those who regard Ray Hadley as an intellectual. That's why Kathy Lette had Puberty Blues & fled to Europe to marry expat Australian Geoffrey Robertson QC. Some might regard her behaviour as overcompensation, others as quite r...
by MajorMitchell
Thu Apr 29, 2021 3:36 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 46
Views: 1884

Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

Eccentric is a more genteel description. I live in my battered Beach Shack in Flyblown Gully by the Sea near Paradise Lost Cove on the Fleurieu Peninsula South Australia about 90km south of Adelaide's southern suburbs. Check out the YouTube video Nick Gooch posted.. "Dusty's Surgical Enhancement Pac...
by MajorMitchell
Thu Apr 29, 2021 12:22 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 46
Views: 1884

Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

I also have the befuddled BlighterDalekBots absolutely bamboozled in a game called Au Revoir and it's Autumn retreats in the year I move from having seventeen scs to having twenty one scs​ & complete victory, Huzzah.
by MajorMitchell
Thu Apr 29, 2021 12:17 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 46
Views: 1884

Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

So it was five days of adventure then one day at home then four more adventurous days and today at home with three days of adventures ahead. The trusty car has been driven about 4,200km since recent engine oil change ~18th March. I have borrowed my disengaged GenX(? if that is one immediately prior ...
by MajorMitchell
Thu Apr 29, 2021 11:26 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Omnipresent Zultar's fantastic Holiday Diplomacy Game
Replies: 77
Views: 9328

Re: Omnipresent Zultar's fantastic Holiday Diplomacy Game

Oh it changes CTA nto cats. O. I be fatigued
by MajorMitchell
Thu Apr 29, 2021 11:25 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Omnipresent Zultar's fantastic Holiday Diplomacy Game
Replies: 77
Views: 9328

Re: Omnipresent Zultar's fantastic Holiday Diplomacy Game

Well tis Autumn 1913 builds and CATS with England has no scs left and will be defeated. However he has done enough damage to the alliance of Goldfinger with France and Das Urkomisch Ausglassen Dargorygel with Germany to give chluke with Turkey an excellent opportunity for a Solo Win. chluke has capt...
by MajorMitchell
Sun Apr 25, 2021 10:15 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 46
Views: 1884

Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

Bonjour & En Avante Mes Amis, I have created this new thread to replace my "Daffy Old MM dives head first into unforgiving hard floor thread for several reasons & they include: 1: PTG~ post trauma growth, that thread was created in early June 2020, on April 4th 2020 the death of my neighbour's Garde...
by MajorMitchell
Mon Apr 19, 2021 3:47 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Scholars now believe the Civil War never happened
Replies: 10
Views: 2369

Re: Scholars now believe the Civil War never happened

Plus the future is fake news, we're just repeating the past continually
by MajorMitchell
Mon Apr 19, 2021 3:43 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Scholars now believe the Civil War never happened
Replies: 10
Views: 2369

Re: Scholars now believe the Civil War never happened

I saw an episode of Texas Rangers in which Chuck Norris flew to Palestine and single handed defeated the PLO in an afternoon, then flew back to the USA. Perhaps President Biden could send Chuck Norris in to Afghanistan when the US Army withdraws? Chuck Norris defeats the Taliban then moves on to def...
by MajorMitchell
Wed Apr 14, 2021 1:00 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Scholars now believe the Civil War never happened
Replies: 10
Views: 2369

Re: Scholars now believe the Civil War never happened

This may explain why John Wayne was in the Civil War and at the siege at Alamo.