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by MajorMitchell
Wed Jun 16, 2021 3:34 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 23
Views: 913

Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

It's ~1am and I am parked in parklands near CBD of Adelaide with homeless people camping nearby. I went to Diverse City nightclub open mic night tonight, had a hearty meal, gave them a bottle of Talisker Single Malt Scotch Whisky for the Bar, did fifteen minutes of Standup and watched a brilliant du...
by MajorMitchell
Wed Jun 09, 2021 4:57 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 23
Views: 913

Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

Please help my career, my Dusty Balzac Bush Philosopher Facebook Page audience/ friends is about 68 & I need to get it past 100 to cross a Facebook threshold. Please look it up and give it a Facebook like/ please make Frenemy, oops Friend request.
I heard a new one​, Stans. ~Stalker ~fans.
by MajorMitchell
Wed Jun 09, 2021 4:52 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 23
Views: 913

Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

Performances.. four this fortnight. I have been busy. Whippersnapper Unicorn Chap's Hall in his Heritage Bluestone Villa in fashionable suburb coming along, it's the Hall of a thousand hours of preparation. Started painting ceiling, 2 ceiling roses & top and bottom horizontal feature rails of ornate...
by MajorMitchell
Wed Jun 09, 2021 4:45 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 23
Views: 913

Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

Well I have to be most cautious about what I say publicly about the matter because the judicial process has to be completed before I can publicly discuss the specifics. To make public comments would risk being found being in contempt of the Court, risk damage to my defense. All I can really say publ...
by MajorMitchell
Wed Jun 02, 2021 5:23 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 23
Views: 913

Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

I have been extra busy lately, losing flab and fat a bit up & down emotionally but determined to persist at the Performing Comedic Artist caper. First Court appearance for assaulting a private security guard working for new Chinese Consulate in Joslin is soon, Thursday 17th June, and I have paid Pet...
by MajorMitchell
Wed Jun 02, 2021 5:16 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 23
Views: 913

Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

I performed Porky Pickles Headlines at Her Majesty's Theatre & Bombs at Diverse City twice to different audiences & it went well. Then I tried a new open mic night venue, Spoken N Slurred at Broadcast Bar on Sunday & had my first proper Christian Performance Death on Stage. As it's now 2:42am Thursd...
by MajorMitchell
Sat May 29, 2021 1:48 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: New Diplomacy Briefs
Replies: 1
Views: 858

Re: New Diplomacy Briefs

Dusty Balzac's Do It Yourself Surgical Enhancement Kits are available for whippersnappers facing Inevitable Infertility enable self inflicted transformative Surgical Enhancement so order a quadtriple Large Codpiece and a Balzac Institute Do It Yourself Surgical Enhancement Kit & amaze friends at par...
by MajorMitchell
Thu May 27, 2021 4:26 pm
Forum: Politics
Topic: Truth, Ignorance and Faith
Replies: 12
Views: 655

Re: Truth, Ignorance and Faith

Please define "western thought" which at first glance appears to be a contradiction, non sequitur or quite possibly an oxymoron (LoL). How does it compare to "Xi Jinpeng Thought"? Are there "Non Western Thought(s)?" & if yes, what are they?
by MajorMitchell
Thu May 27, 2021 4:19 pm
Forum: Politics
Topic: Truth, Ignorance and Faith
Replies: 12
Views: 655

Re: Truth, Ignorance and Faith

Perhaps ignorance and educated are like chaos and order and like that notable law of thermodynamics, that all ordered systems decay to chaos perhaps all educated societies decay towards ignorance?
by MajorMitchell
Thu May 27, 2021 4:07 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Aircraft Carrier Sales, Get Yours NOW!
Replies: 13
Views: 935

Re: Aircraft Carrier Sales, Get Yours NOW!

The Vatican has a proven performance record where no witnesses or corroborating evidence can be found for innumerable activities that occur with disturbing frequency with it's active participation.
by MajorMitchell
Thu May 27, 2021 4:02 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Aircraft Carrier Sales, Get Yours NOW!
Replies: 13
Views: 935

Re: Aircraft Carrier Sales, Get Yours NOW!

Rome is quite suitable, the Vatican does have exorbitant fees yet provides superb highly experienced enabling services for unorthodox business transactions.
by MajorMitchell
Thu May 27, 2021 3:57 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Aircraft Carrier Sales, Get Yours NOW!
Replies: 13
Views: 935

Re: Aircraft Carrier Sales, Get Yours NOW!

I keep forgetting that the new description of slaves is gig economy workers. Regrettably Smurfs and/or Serfs from East Kentucky are not considered to be adequately domesticated as they are de~evolving towards primitive feral states
by MajorMitchell
Thu May 27, 2021 12:08 pm
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Topic: Aircraft Carrier Sales, Get Yours NOW!
Replies: 13
Views: 935

Re: Aircraft Carrier Sales, Get Yours NOW!

Well thats what you tell us, hint hint nudge nudge & we tell them, luxurious Freedom awaits.. press gang them with alacrity is our recommendation
by MajorMitchell
Thu May 27, 2021 12:06 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Aircraft Carrier Sales, Get Yours NOW!
Replies: 13
Views: 935

Re: Aircraft Carrier Sales, Get Yours NOW!

If you can provide refugee documentation a complete crew will happily sail your new Aircraft Carriers with resolute promptitude from Shanghai to delivery​ location
by MajorMitchell
Thu May 27, 2021 12:02 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Aircraft Carrier Sales, Get Yours NOW!
Replies: 13
Views: 935

Re: Aircraft Carrier Sales, Get Yours NOW!

Thanks BiggerArmyDiplomat for your confident order. Corruption in Xi Jinpeng's shipyards allows us to deliver two as new Aircraft Carriers to the tax haven in international waters of your choice* with a modest delivery fee of $US10,000 per nautical mile after the first two thousand nautical miles fr...
by MajorMitchell
Thu May 27, 2021 11:50 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Aircraft Carrier Sales, Get Yours NOW!
Replies: 13
Views: 935

Re: Aircraft Carrier Sales, Get Yours NOW!

The more luxurious models do feature in Warlord Admiral's Suites numerous garish and obscene paintings with what is described as "Brothel~shiek" (,the "h" & "e" are silent, not pronounced unless customers are in earshot, then they are pronounced) Fake documentation abounds most notably in all techni...
by MajorMitchell
Tue May 25, 2021 2:35 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Buy potatoes online
Replies: 7
Views: 802

Re: Buy potatoes online

I can't decide whether I want one potato, two potatoes, three potatoes or four, or if I want them anymore, who is that knocking at my door? Mr Potato Head...Mr Potato Head Who?... Mr Potato Head with three pairs of eyes
by MajorMitchell
Tue May 25, 2021 2:27 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Aircraft Carrier Sales, Get Yours NOW!
Replies: 13
Views: 935

Aircraft Carrier Sales, Get Yours NOW!

Don't be left behind by the Royal Navy and it's new aircraft carrier or Xi Jinpeng's latest models of nuclear powered aircraft carriers. Avoid embarrassment at the Cowes Regatta or at Monaco. At Aircraft Carrier Sales an Armada of aircraft carriers are available for purchase, from Do It Yourself Kit...
by MajorMitchell
Wed May 19, 2021 5:54 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 23
Views: 913

Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

Porky Pickles Headlines at Her Majesty's Theatre & Bombs is going to get stronger in it's Satirical condemnation of Australian Comedian Austen Tayshus as, imho, a racist dinosaur
by MajorMitchell
Wed May 19, 2021 5:52 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land
Replies: 23
Views: 913

Re: Mini~Xu, Scooter and Dusty Balzac, Scallywags Playing Golf in No Man's Land

Well a lot has happened in the nearly two weeks since my last post. Two more games of Hockey but no more goals scored alas. Playing ok and having fun. There's been some bleak times. Two more performances at Diverse City nightclub open mic nights. I was my harshest critic of last week's performance a...