M62: PEOPLE'S DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF REVOLUTIONARY MAFIA GAME THREAD!

[Chaqa]

I guess ##Vote Flum

GG?

Chaqa should know better though right?

I mean, he hasn't retracted...

[aarodactyl]

I guess ##Vote Flum

GG?

Chaqa should know better though right?

He probably missed it the other time Flum did it.

Flum has been the biggest shitposter this game

[Fluminator]

Kgray, you need to lose your townread of bozo

[President Eden]

DAY HAS ENDED. CEASE POSTING, MORTALS.

[President Eden]

DAY 8 VOTE COUNT FINAL: WHY DO YOU PEOPLE DO THIS TO ME EDITION

Fluminator (7): Hellenic Riot, kgray, ghug, bozotheclown, Fluminator, celaph, Chaqa
bozotheclown (1): aarodactyl

as usual get with me if I got it wrong, I'm writing new flavor now thanks to you jerks so you'll have time

[dargorygel]

(Eden's Abacus is slow tonight)

[dargorygel]

SO... to keep us awake...

… dargo takes out a harmonica… tunes it… and starts playing an old good tune.

It’s the Soviet National Anthem.
He SINGS while he plays. It sounds kinda funny… but very appropriate for the Soviet National Anthem.
Long live our Soviet motherland,
Built by the people's mighty hand.
Long live our people, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our crimson flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all men to see.

[dargorygel]

My favorite verse:
Through tempests the sunrays of freedom have cheered us,
Along the new path where great Lenin did lead.
To a righteous cause he raised up the peoples,
Inspired them to labour and valourous deed.

[dargorygel]

And THEN a resounding, "MAKE OUR SOVIET GREAT AGAIN!"

[dargorygel]

Сделайте наш Советский снова великим!

[dargorygel]

I probably should have stuck to:
Танцы чечётки

[President Eden]

The remaining revolutionaries on the security council devolved into chaotic paranoia as efforts to ascertain the final fascist infiltrator amongst them proved unfruitful.

“Well, I think it’s aarodactyl,” said bozotheclown.

“It’s not me! It’s Chaqa!” said aarodactyl.

“Not me, it’s cagey ray,” said Chaqa, pointing to kgray.

“No way! It’s totally ghug,” said kgray.

“How could it be me when it’s plainly Hellenic Riot,” demanded ghug.

Everyone looked at ghug in utter disbelief as Hellenic Riot coughed up another bout of blood.

“You wanna know who got me?” HR grins. “It was rubber.”

A stray arc of electricity zaps HR.

“Ow, what the hell! celaph probably did that.” HR groans in pain.

“How would I manipulate lightning?!” celaph responds in bewilderment. “This had to have been rigged up in advance. I blame Fluminator.”

“Oh yeah?!” Fluminator bellows in defiance. “How do you know it’s not… ME?!?!?!”

“That’s what I just said,” responds celaph.

“How come nobody said it was me?” bozo asks in disappointment.

“Well, I was gonna vote for you, but then Fluminator confessed, so…” The revolutionaries surround Fluminator.

“You can’t fire me! I quit!” Fluminator takes out a knife and stabs himself in the gut!

“So… did we just stop all the fascists?” asks a revolutionary in utter shock.

“No,” responds Fluminator, “I just wanted HR to die knowing he’s wrong.” Fluminator blacks out and never regains consciousness.

“You could have just not acted like a fascist,” Hellenic Riot mutters. His eyes close as he also shuffles off this mortal coil.

FLUMINATOR has DIED. He was a TOWNIE of the PEOPLE’S DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC.
HELLENIC RIOT has DIED. He was a TOWNIE of the PEOPLE’S DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC.

Night has begun. Players with night actions have roughly 24 hours to submit them. All players may post in the main thread now.

[Chaqa]

Dammit Flum

[ghug]

Damn, I was really hoping new flavor meant dead scum.

[kgray]

Dammit Flum

I find it really hard to believe that you didn’t think Flum would do that as town.

Luckily for you, I have to obey his orders and drop my townread of bozo, so I’ll be focusing on that for now.

[Chaqa]

Dammit Flum

I find it really hard to believe that you didn’t think Flum would do that as town.

Luckily for you, I have to obey his orders and drop my townread of bozo, so I’ll be focusing on that for now.

It seemed genuine and he didn't recant...

[celaph]

Dammit Flum

I find it really hard to believe that you didn’t think Flum would do that as town.

Luckily for you, I have to obey his orders and drop my townread of bozo, so I’ll be focusing on that for now.

It seemed genuine and he didn't recant...

Do you think he would have looked cleaner if he recanted? I'd argue he would look even worse at that point.

[aarodactyl]

Wow. Flum must have really been driving the post count.

[ghug]

I'm busy chatting in the QT

[kgray]

I'm busy chatting in the QT

You're talking to yourself without me? That's rude.