I woke up on the wrong side of the bed :(

[TrPrado]

So when I go into my room the bed is directly to my left. I usually sleep on the side farthest from the wall, next to the chair I pretend is a bedside table. Last night I decided I wanted to mix it up a bit and sleep closer to the wall, but I think I may have been cursed because of this. When I saw my reflection in the mirror this morning blood was flowing from my eyes.

Is this just a medical condition or is there any other advice I can receive for what might be happening? Anything would be appreciated.

[xi jinping]

Look up "hypnopompic hallucinations." It might be similar to what you experienced. I have a friend who says that when he was little, he would occasionally visually hallucinate shadow demons as he woke up, and as far as I know he has no conditions mental or otherwise.

[TrPrado]

No, no, no. The blood was definitely after that short bit of time after climbing out of bed, getting the little sleepers out of my eyes. It’s also not something I ever experience. You ever wake up on the wrong side of the bed? You know, it’s kind of like that. I think that’s the cause, but you know I’m not entirely sure.

[Donny Dude]

Actual blood?

[Donny Dude]

Were your eyes bloodshot or itchy?

[TrPrado]

Eyes were white, no itch, didn’t feel weird at all. Just blood flowing down. You know, like a curse.

[Donny Dude]

That is weird. You are not on any meds that affect blood like blood thinners, are you?

[TrPrado]

Nothing, other than the super soldier serum all the mods take. I don’t know if that affects blood though. Never read the label.

[Donny Dude]

lol.

[PRINCE WILLIAM]

Any past injuries to the eyes? Surgery ie.

[Octavious]

This is why people get married. Make sure that the wife is on the wrong side and you can enjoy a lifetime of excellent eye health.

[Jamiet99uk]

This is actually evidence you have died. If you are surprised to find that this afterlife is an exact facsimile of the living world, it is evidence you have arrived in hell, instead of heaven. You must have lived a very sinful life.

[Crazy Anglican]

It's okay,

Just wait a week and it will be 2020

[Donny Dude]

This could also be the start of being a vampire.

[TrPrado]

No, this all started noticing my reflection in the mirror. My teeth have been a bit sharp lately, but I don’t think that’s me being a vampire. I’ll take Octavious’s advice to my mind and see what can be done. Don’t think I can get a quick solution of that kind but I may also try finding some other way to pass this curse off to someone else.

[e.m.c^42]

No, this all started noticing my reflection in the mirror. My teeth have been a bit sharp lately, but I don’t think that’s me being a vampire. I’ll take Octavious’s advice to my mind and see what can be done. Don’t think I can get a quick solution of that kind but I may also try finding some other way to pass this curse off to someone else.

Well, only one way to test it out

c'mon, bite me Prado ;p

[TrPrado]

No, this all started noticing my reflection in the mirror. My teeth have been a bit sharp lately, but I don’t think that’s me being a vampire. I’ll take Octavious’s advice to my mind and see what can be done. Don’t think I can get a quick solution of that kind but I may also try finding some other way to pass this curse off to someone else.

Well, only one way to test it out

c'mon, bite me Prado ;p

Sorry, but I’m not a huge fan of cannibalism. Something about it just isn’t something I can go for. It might be personal taste but the eating (and biting) of other humans just feels gross.

[Crazy Anglican]

Perhaps you could start with a nibble?

[Squigs44]

Eyes were white, no itch, didn’t feel weird at all. Just blood flowing down. You know, like a curse.

Did you refuse to forward that chain email you received to three people within 15 minutes of receiving it? If you had read the email, you would have seen the warnings of what would happen if you didnt.

[e.m.c^42]

No, this all started noticing my reflection in the mirror. My teeth have been a bit sharp lately, but I don’t think that’s me being a vampire. I’ll take Octavious’s advice to my mind and see what can be done. Don’t think I can get a quick solution of that kind but I may also try finding some other way to pass this curse off to someone else.

Well, only one way to test it out

c'mon, bite me Prado ;p

Sorry, but I’m not a huge fan of cannibalism. Something about it just isn’t something I can go for. It might be personal taste but the eating (and biting) of other humans just feels gross.

Well, there's always sucking

or alternatively, I could bite you ;)