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Finished: 04 AM Thu 16 Apr 09 UTC
NO GAME FOR OLD MEN
1 day /phase
Pot: 70 D - Autumn, 1908, Finished
Classic, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by the empress (121 D)
10 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1901: Did Turkey put in orders? Might not have. Russia and Austria might have just caught a break.
11 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1902: Nice. I should have known that if I played the French everyone would hate me.
13 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1902: Enemies to the left of me. Enemies to the right. I am beset from all sides!

Well, I fart in your general direction, you silly english sons of pig dogs! I unclog my nose at you, you german pig-bottom-wipers, and call your invasion request a silly thing!
13 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1902: your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!!! Now go away our i shall taunt you a second timer!
13 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1902: I shoot arrow through your heads and make castanets of your testicles already!
13 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1902: you suck france. we will fight you even harder due to your foul language.
13 Apr 09 UTC Spring, 1903: Wow. Such witty repartee! Surely I bow to your dizzying intellect!
14 Apr 09 UTC Spring, 1903: Come back here! It's only a scratch! I'll bit your kneecaps off!
15 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1903: It's only a flesh wound! Come back! I'll take you all on!
15 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1903: i can't wait to see you pathetic attempt at that, france.
15 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1903: I can't wait to see you actually write a complete, grammatical sentence.
15 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1903: Wow, now I know why the French hate everyone so! Being French turns you into a dick! :-)
16 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1903: "Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!"
"Here's one"
"Ninepence"
"I'm not dead!"
"Yes you are. You're CD with only 2 SCs. You'll be stone dead in a moment"

Just what I need. England going CD, when I decided not to take him out earlier. This game has been one crappy move after another.
20 Apr 09 UTC Spring, 1905: Ahh, I see the empress has pulled out her long, very pretty knives. Her skill with them is such that the victim may go to his death with a smile on his face!
20 Apr 09 UTC Spring, 1905: And now the end is near
And so I face the final curtain,
My friends, I'll say it clear,
I'll state my case of which I'm certain.
I've lived a life that's full, I've travelled each and evr'y highway
And more, much more than this,

I did it myyyyyyy waaaaaaaaaay.
20 Apr 09 UTC Spring, 1905: Damn. Looking at Pulsout's history, he drops out of games a lot. Well, if he doesn't Retreat before 11pm tonight he'll go CD and we don't have to wait anymore.

Appropriate name, though. It appears he "Pulls out" of games where he can't win.
21 Apr 09 UTC Spring, 1905: pulls out of ur mom

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

haha more like i join games that have too fast times and then i miss moves and get to far behind, enjoy the pillaging!
21 Apr 09 UTC Spring, 1905: Are you going to enter your retreats, or just make us wait until after 11pm EDT?
21 Apr 09 UTC Spring, 1905: Damn, that sucks. I hate that.
22 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1905: Man, this is the longest death scene in history, thanks to Mr. Pulls Out Early.
24 Apr 09 UTC Spring, 1906: I see Mr. Pulls out Early finally went CD. (He says from the grave....)

You know, you guys are all boring. Look at this global tab - Austria being infantile, Germany being, well, Germany, and me. C'mon, folks, have some fun!
25 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: Oh we are France, we are
25 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: :-)
25 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: I'm rootin' for the Empress.
25 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: this just sucks.
25 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: You have 9SCs and you're complaining?
25 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: Oh come now France, can't I have some cheering?
25 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: *very quietly* hooray for turkey.
25 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: thanks for the rooting france, awfully nice of youuuu
25 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: A little spoooooky too, from the grave.......
25 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: I thought Pulls Out Early went CD. What the heck?
26 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: Go Empress! Go Empress! Go Empress!
hooray for turkey
26 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: yay
28 Apr 09 UTC Spring, 1907: :)
04 May 09 UTC Where is that 18th SC going to come from? Inquiring minds want to know......

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Italy
the empress (121 D)
Won. Bet: 10 D, won: 315 D
18 supply-centers, 14 units
Turkey
Lafwanda (110 D)
Survived. Bet: 10 D, won: 140 D
8 supply-centers, 7 units
Russia
gingerbenjamin (1334 D)
Survived. Bet: 10 D, won: 123 D
7 supply-centers, 8 units
Austria
Pulsout (653 D)
Survived. Bet: 10 D, won: 18 D
1 supply-centers, 1 units
Germany
brad343 (0 D X)
Resigned. Bet: 10 D
0 supply-centers, 2 units
France
jbalcorn (429 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
England
Cowtip (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
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