Finished: 07 AM Mon 06 Apr 09 UTC
Private Uncle Uncle
1 day /phase
Pot: 420 D - Spring, 1911, Finished
Classic, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
13 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: Shut it, BIB.
13 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: Dance for me Blather or i will send you to the rankor!
14 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: I'd face the wrath of a Rancor over dancing for you anyday Jabber.
14 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: Unfortunately i don't see a Jedi knight coming to save you.
14 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: And real original by the way. Star wars parody.... so....Mel Brooksish.
14 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: Unfortuantely, we can't all be as brilliant and clever as you Nevvie.
14 Apr 09 UTC Spring, 1907: Oh, come come now Neville, gaming nerds....I mean enthusiasts, speaking in in StarWars metaphor is the perhaps greatest pop culture cliches of our age and you were right there in it. It's not nice to throw stones. That is a pretty big parental lesson too so double shame on you. :-)
16 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1907: Well lookey lookey who decided to turn on the poor defenseless Austrian peasants. Who has the icey heart now???
16 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1907: I have never touched Austria. But alas if Harv wasn't going to play someone had to actually protect the Italians from the vile turks.

You are still have the Iciest heart...At least after all your talk about my typos I assume you meant to say Icy not Icey.
16 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1907: Yes, you are correct. I shouldn't have dumbified my spelling for your reading comprehension. I simply spelled it the way you had previously to avoid confusion on your part. To reiterate, I 'are' have the iciest heart.
17 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1907: Nevilleeeeeeeee! Where are you?
17 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1907: Weird...
17 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1907: The German Empire declares that it will intervene in the ongoing Turkish-Russian war! Russia, do not fear! The German EMpire will speedily come to your rescue from the Vile Ottoman Empire!
17 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1907: Oh, Odious Ottoman Empire. How could you stab your trusted friend and ally, Tsar Calveen like that? How can you sleep at night?

Never fear, trembling Russian peasants! The Kaisewr is coming to save you all!
17 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1907: UFLPE (The United Front for the Liberation of the Peoples of Europe) will save the filthy Russian proletarian. Never fear my trusted friend Comrade Calvin, The Orient will never lord over Europe!.
17 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1907: I think UFLPFJ is more accurate. United Front for the Liberation of Peoples From Jen. We were forced to intervene in Harv's behalf when she so cunningly attacked him, and now we're going to have to save Calveen.

Oh, the burden of Leadership in these troubled times!
17 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1907: sandy if you provide these to the peasants it might make you job easier.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF1ZjlWb9bE
17 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1907: What the FUCK! What was that? Are you daft woman? Are you completely off it? Things were going exactly as we planned! It was perfect! We had them exactly where we wanted them and the plan is trashed! That's just great! You certainly can't carry it off without me so now what are you going to do? :-)
18 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1907: FMG9...."folds up in a nice little package and fits right there in your back pocket..." So you're out walking your dog and you encounter a "situation" that requires "immediate action". Where the fuck are you walking your dog that you need a pocket size smg? Jeezuz
18 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1907: !
19 Apr 09 UTC Spring, 1908: I'm sure that many Republicans are buying these up wholesale right now. You never know when you need protection when you leave your gated communities...
20 Apr 09 UTC Spring, 1908: C'mon Jen. "Stop the War". Show the Russians that you can live in peace with them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--Vaz9jW054
20 Apr 09 UTC Spring, 1908: Thats the spirit. Yea Come on.
The liberation of Moscow is nearly complete!
20 Apr 09 UTC Spring, 1908: Am I mistaken, or are the military graves that he is walking between in the video, ummmm, Axis ones? I always associated that style of cross (with the stubby arms) with Axis war dead.

If so, just a tad ironic...
20 Apr 09 UTC Spring, 1908: It could just be the style used in the area. But he is Hungarian so that is the side they were fighting on.
23 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1908: Ugh oh, lookie lookie, the tables seem to be turning...
23 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1908: Oh dear will Sandy stab me for the 18 centres????? Say it aint so. Tables are turning Turkey may come back to get the 18. it could happen.
23 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1908: Snoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....................
23 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1908: No, no dear, Turkey is certainly not making a comeback...after trying to REASON with both of you I decided to let you pig heads fight it out without my interference (or help for that matter). May the best man win! (as it's apparent the best woman won't :P)
23 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1908: Your "reasoning" always seems to produce such great results. :P
23 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1908: Just because they don't always work in your favour, does not make them less great.
24 Apr 09 UTC Spring, 1909: When was the reasoning with France I must have missed that message.
24 Apr 09 UTC Spring, 1909: It must have come after Turkey unequivocally stated that negotiations with France were finished. France decided that this once they would take Turkey at their word. Once again I guess turkey couldn't be trusted.
24 Apr 09 UTC Spring, 1909: Now here is a place I most certainly never want to be stuck in:
http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/article/623916
25 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1909: A street car? I don't get it?
25 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1909: Ahhhhhhhh....Neville park....I see. Subtle and clever; full points.
25 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1909: It could have been you, Neville...blade in hand, listening to Sandy squeal and scream about treachery. True, he'd pour a bunch of energy into photoshop but it would all be worth it. Now it is just a wimpering second place as your master cuts chunks off your carcass as he heaps his plate to finish the game. You could have played the way you wanted to but instead you played how he wanted you to. Sad really.
25 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1909: Don't worry, Calvin, As you can see from the map, German troops have arrived to liberate your capital!
27 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1910: Calvin I am so disappointed in you. Just because i could have attacked Sandy doesn't mean I should attack sandy. You know as well as me that if I had attacked sandy I would have been destroyed by you and Turkey.
27 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1910: As you can see, Calvin is a fear-spreading warmonger. I'm surprised that he hasn't brought out his "Sandy and Neville are making WMDs" excuse yet.
27 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1910: Such nonsense...I hope you cleared the copy of that message to me through Sandy first, I wouldn't want you to get in trouble thinking for yourself.
27 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1910: Oh ho! BURN!
27 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1910: The citizens of turkey finally surrender today to the strong and mighty force of the brazen French military. Oh PRIME MINISTER Neville, your power was just too great for the poor helpless Turks to stave off any longer! We pray you will protect and save us from the heavy German hand of torment before its too late!

(LOL, awww man, I can't do it, I just can't make it through with a straight face)
28 Apr 09 UTC /draw
28 Apr 09 UTC GameMaster: Neville has voted for a draw.
Voted: Neville Remaining: wee_alex.
28 Apr 09 UTC COWARDS!
28 Apr 09 UTC /draw
28 Apr 09 UTC GameMaster: wee_alex has voted for a draw.
Voted: Neville,wee_alex Remaining: . The vote has passed, and will be acted on within 5 minutes.
28 Apr 09 UTC Mwahahahahahahahaha!
28 Apr 09 UTC Good game, guys.
And Neville, it was a pleasure working with you.

(bows)

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Germany
wee_alex (1330 D)
Drawn. Bet: 70 D, won: 210 D
17 supply-centers, 17 units
France
Neville (601 D)
Drawn. Bet: 70 D, won: 210 D
17 supply-centers, 17 units
Austria
Snelly (155 D)
Defeated. Bet: 70 D
Russia
Calveen (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 70 D
Turkey
Persephone (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 70 D
England
dethlokk42 (0 D X)
Defeated. Bet: 70 D
Italy
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
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