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Finished: 08 PM Sat 21 Jul 12 UTC
Private I Might be a Troll If...
2 days /phase
Pot: 35 D - Spring, 1907, Finished
Classic, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
25 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: Nothing just frustrated at the last live game I was in..
25 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: Simple solution. Stop playing live games. They have all the fuckups and cheats.
25 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: That's why he's able to play in them, duh.
25 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: Coming from the guy who will be out next year^
25 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: I dunno, there could be a situation where Russia and Italy remain deadlocked on who gets that last center, especially with Russia's lack of builds.
26 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: I hate to ask, but I am gone from june 29th to july 10th. And need a pause please.
26 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: You know...we ARE all assholes here...
26 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: Wasn't asked in advance of the game and therefore is *not* granted. Find a sitter.
26 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: Hopefully one more competent than yourself. :-)
26 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: I did not know in advance of the game! But I will look for a sitter.
27 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: i HAVE SELECTED PAUSE...going to doctor for test...might be taken to surgery from there...should know in a few hours, at which time I will unpause. Otherwise, feel free to grant a brother a favor as he goes under the knife....or just continue to fuck me.
27 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: surgery? maybe a pause, but if it's a vasectomy, no chance!
27 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: You know we ARE all assholes here.

Here'shoping all goes well. If it gets to be tomorrow and the pause is still up, I will add mine to it.
28 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: well...I'm back....no vasectomny...maybe appendix. going in tomorrow morning for a cat scan apparently, so I'm here for the night....miserable, delusional with fever, in excrutiating pain...but here.
28 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: I know I gave D33 shit for the pause request, but he had the courtesy to back out of another game before it started and with Krellin's situation, I'm voting pause.
28 Jun 12 UTC Spring, 1905: My situation is resolved (partly) and i will not be going away.
28 Jun 12 UTC Spring, 1905: If it is your appendix, it could quickly change. I've had appendicitis. Trust me.
28 Jun 12 UTC Spring, 1905: Appendicitius ruled out. Diverticulitus.
28 Jun 12 UTC Spring, 1905: What will that entail for you?
28 Jun 12 UTC Spring, 1905: Antiobiotics only hopefully. Horrible worst case surgery, but antibiotics seem to be working.
12 Jul 12 UTC Autumn, 1906: Are you kidding me right now?
12 Jul 12 UTC Autumn, 1906: Italy did you not input orders or did you disband Greece.?
12 Jul 12 UTC Autumn, 1906: You were on to hours ago so Im guessing you put in orders. So WHY DA HECK DID you disband Greece?
12 Jul 12 UTC Autumn, 1906: two*

and dont respond here.. I was just frustrated.
13 Jul 12 UTC Autumn, 1906: Krellin... You OK dude? I saw you added a pause vote. Mine was up for you if you need it. Diplotard got a sitter even stupider than himself so no pause needed there.
14 Jul 12 UTC Autumn, 1906: I want the win but not like this...
14 Jul 12 UTC Autumn, 1906: Turkish quote of the day.

"I want you to win too, but not like this..."
16 Jul 12 UTC Autumn, 1906: Oh...I paused because everyone had a a puase and I thought someone needed a pause. But am I ok...not really....just finally starting to feel better after being pretty sick for over 2 weeks, finishing up a second course of anti-biotics...but at least I've avoided nasty (and I mean *nasty*) surgery...

But I've paid next to no attention to this game, haven't talked much in weeks and fucked up more orders than I submitted correctly. Fuck this game.
16 Jul 12 UTC Autumn, 1906: Well don't write it off. I won't take a win this way. So if everyone who remains gets in their draw vote and Italy is still in CD, I will draw it.
16 Jul 12 UTC Autumn, 1906: Shit, Germany too?
16 Jul 12 UTC Autumn, 1906: Sorry guys, this new job is kickng my ass. I also haven't been paying attention lately. My apologies.
17 Jul 12 UTC Autumn, 1906: God...figures the all asshole game will end with a whimper....
17 Jul 12 UTC Autumn, 1906: Right! I plan to take a break until this new job slows down, then I would gladly play with any of you jerkoffs again!
17 Jul 12 UTC jerkoffs? Are you watching Draug on spy-cam again?
17 Jul 12 UTC Dude, I'm 46 and married. I don't jerk nuttin' no more. I just ceased being sexual at around 40. Once a wear on our anniversary I get some and the rest of the year I work in the shop or play video games or fuck around with you assholes.
17 Jul 12 UTC once a year, not wear.
17 Jul 12 UTC So at 43, I'm on borrowed sexual time, huh? lol
17 Jul 12 UTC Depends on your wife. Mine is 57 and survived cervical cancer at 52, so we went for a long time without because she was recovering from a radical hysterectomy and just never got back in the mood again after that. We love each other, but neither of us cares about sex. We have more important things to do and like to do other things together like camping and boating and offroading.
17 Jul 12 UTC And if we all orderf up and ready up... France wants to make certain that Diplotard can't sneek in and be part of the draw so I'm helping him polish off the stupid fuck.
17 Jul 12 UTC Well no I will draw now..

Im just wondering if Germany should be in it.

I think he deserves it cause he only missed a retreat phase.

But still missing a phase is pretty lame.
17 Jul 12 UTC I will draw vote. But if you want to oust Germany then I suggest we do it quick.
17 Jul 12 UTC Your the asshole who started this game. It should be your right to finish it.
17 Jul 12 UTC What a fitting end...
18 Jul 12 UTC Germany unofficially missed a movement phase as well.
18 Jul 12 UTC I am torn. I have some moves that are based around Italy potentially returning to try and setting up to make certain there was no way to lose any SCs, but I just don't want to get the win off a CD nation.
18 Jul 12 UTC So I am asking your opinions. Do you mind.if ee play out the spring and retreats to see where we are at? I will then draw in the fall if you all are OK with it.
18 Jul 12 UTC I'm fine with drawing in fall, but if you hit draw now, there's no potential of Italy showing back up. You're the only one who hasn't voted for it.
19 Jul 12 UTC I dont really care. You are poised to win if you want to this turn.
19 Jul 12 UTC Hmmmm... I have a likely 17 SCs. Vie, Bul and Tri can't be stopped, Berlin could I guess, and Edi is at risk as Gal covers War, Liv covers StP, and NwS covers Norway. So 16 certain and 17 probable. Do I keep my word and draw or go for the win?
19 Jul 12 UTC Draw it is. I have to keep my word to Turkey. He was true to me.

Start Backward Open large map Forward End

Russia
Draugnar (0 D X)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 7 D
14 supply-centers, 14 units
France
Riphen (198 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 7 D
7 supply-centers, 7 units
England
krellin (80 D X)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 7 D
4 supply-centers, 4 units
Germany
Spa13rkY (192 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 7 D
2 supply-centers, 2 units
Turkey
SacredDigits (120 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 7 D
1 supply-centers, 1 units
Italy
Diplomat33 (243 D (B))
Resigned. Bet: 5 D
6 supply-centers, 5 units
Austria
NigeeBaby (100 D (G))
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Civil Disorders
Diplomat33 (243 D (B))Italy (Autumn, 1906) with 6 centres.
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