Finished: 03 PM Thu 19 Mar 09 UTC
Robert's Fish & Chips
1 day, 12 hours /phase
Pot: 258 D - Autumn, 1918, Finished
Classic, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by masterbates (148 D)
01 Mar 09 UTC Spring, 1902: GameMaster: masterbates has taken over England.
04 Mar 09 UTC Autumn, 1903: I HATE YOU ALL
04 Mar 09 UTC Autumn, 1903: If you'd actually attacked something, it might be easier to believe you. ;-)
04 Mar 09 UTC Autumn, 1903: I hate you because you attack me.

>_>
04 Mar 09 UTC Autumn, 1903: I'm pretty sure you're not the only one who hates me.
04 Mar 09 UTC Autumn, 1903: LIFE HATES YOU D:<
04 Mar 09 UTC Autumn, 1903: Perhaps you should try speaking through your armies instead....
04 Mar 09 UTC Autumn, 1903: THEY'RE ALREADY SPEAKING

THEY'RE JUST ALL RETARDS

MY ARMIES ARE GERMAN, THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO BEST TWO FRENCH ONES IN A JIFFY

BUT NOOOOOOOOO
08 Mar 09 UTC Autumn, 1904: Germany in Civil Disorder.

Sad. Really sad to see.
09 Mar 09 UTC Autumn, 1904: Oh my gosh, I didn't mean to do that! Holy crap...
10 Mar 09 UTC Autumn, 1904: PRESS RELEASE: For immediate release - Autumn, 1904

(VIENNA) Today, after the destruction of two Italian Armies, Austria asked international forces to intervene as "peacekeepers" to end the futile stalemate with Italy, arguing foreign units were needed to separate the warring parties by creating a buffer zone in provinces like Rome, Venice and the Tyrrhenian Sea.

"Italy has fought as brilliantly as it could for four years to gain... Albania," an Austrian government official said, noting that many of the Italian soldiers from the destroyed armies were now employed as houseboys in the Austrian province of Serbia. "They seem uniquely suited for this purpose," the spokesman said.
11 Mar 09 UTC Autumn, 1904: god, stupid mistake. -_-
11 Mar 09 UTC Autumn, 1904: I was going to respond with my own press release and take note of that.

But I didn't.
11 Mar 09 UTC Autumn, 1904: LOL

No, maybe you should have. :-)
11 Mar 09 UTC Autumn, 1904: In offline traffic with Italy, I wrote... "Anything I say is just chaff compared to the laugh-out-loud humor provided by the late (Italian) Army Bohemia."

Seems I was right! ROTFLMAO
11 Mar 09 UTC Autumn, 1904: OKAY FINE I'LL COPY YOU

(BERLIN) Today German officials released a statement, indicating they felt that France should serve as a peace-keeping force.

"Peace is what they do best," the German Kaiser said from within his bunker. "And the French and the German people don't mix too well. We're having troubles with riots, and it's because of the French, they shouldn't be here."

The Kaiser also noted that "the Italians were cleaning up the Russians pretty well."
12 Mar 09 UTC Autumn, 1905: I don't know why you think the fact that I have yet to lose any armies is funny. I do find a little humor in my impending control of Austrian soil. I don't even need a press release to announce it.
13 Mar 09 UTC Autumn, 1905: I'll tell you what's funny - it's 1905, I've been fighting on two fronts, and after a half-decade of your attacks, you're going to take a supply centre from me.

It's blitzkrieg - Italian style! :-)
13 Mar 09 UTC Autumn, 1905: Woohoo! Unstoppable train!
13 Mar 09 UTC Autumn, 1905: Oh, and Austria seems to have beat me to occupying Warsaw, which is a shame.
17 Mar 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: man, miss one set of orders and this happens. FML
31 Mar 09 UTC Autumn, 1910: GameMaster: holyhandgrenade has taken over France.
03 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1911: Death by overextension...
07 Apr 09 UTC Spring, 1914: Spring, 1914, and no end to the killing in sight. Why can't we all just get along? ;-)

LOL
08 Apr 09 UTC Spring, 1914: Well, I think this turn qualifies as a tightrope... let's see what these crazy orders produce...
08 Apr 09 UTC Spring, 1914: Dammit! - Guessed right, guessed wrong...
11 Apr 09 UTC Spring, 1916: 1916!

Certainly a record in my recent games...
12 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1916: You are on a roll, I suppose. But still not winning. What a shame.
12 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1916: LOL

I haven't been winning for almost a decade now. :-)
12 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1916: START WINNING JERKWAD.
12 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1916: What, do you have money on me?
13 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1916: danm what happened to u
13 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1916: It's God punishing me for the stab I pulled in my other Austrian game.
13 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1916: At least it's England. He actually deserves it from where I sit.
13 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1916: I don't have money on you, you should just win. It's not optional, you understand.
13 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1916: Well, any suggestions on how I should pull a rabbit from my ass are welcome. Since I already stupidly snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, snatching victory from the jaws of defeat seems a tall order. :-)
13 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1916: I have a suggestion!

Nuclear warfare!
13 Apr 09 UTC Autumn, 1916: yeahhh!!!.... but ull still lose
14 Apr 09 UTC Spring, 1917: FIRE THE GOSH-DARNED NUKES

You only have to survive for another 28 years to develop them.

Start Backward Open large map Forward End

England
masterbates (148 D)
Won. Bet: 24 D, won: 1290 D
20 supply-centers, 17 units
Austria
Richard III (373 D)
Survived. Bet: 30 D, won: 387 D
6 supply-centers, 7 units
Turkey
Freakisharm (1445 D)
Survived. Bet: 30 D, won: 323 D
5 supply-centers, 4 units
Italy
TomFoolery (282 D)
Survived. Bet: 30 D, won: 194 D
3 supply-centers, 5 units
Germany
SirBayer (480 D)
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
France
Defeated. Bet: 24 D
Russia
tboin4 (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
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